MFL wrote:lonndubh wrote:In all honesty and with no malice meant but I hope that I dont pull demellon out of the hat . 961 posts to date -it'll be like doing a thesis or reading the bible over the weekend

You must not have checked out Diane she is coming with her almost 1979 posts ahhhhh
Damellon been looking in on the picture game, Hats off to you, I do not know how you come up with them. Can you imagine any of us trying to explain how we (fake you) came up with any answer... Should be fun.
Don't worry MFL & Lonndubh - Even the real me is faking most of the time.
You'll get by if
(1) you throw your arms around each person you meet, kiss him/her and say 'Iove your posts' (if it's a woman)/ ' you're looking great' (if it's a man) - you
can't swop these around because my sexual preferences are well known.
(2) know what potatoes make the best chips (everyone asks

) and memorise a recipe for heavenly haddock. Beyond that, change the subject.
(3) have admiration for Lenny's drawings but reservations about Dylan's singing.
For all other enquiries just shrug my beautiful shoulders (you do have beautiful shoulders?), smile, and say "A dinnae ken ocht aboot onny o' that".
Easy..........