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Also from the same movie ... I think he Does have some sort of whip there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfR ... re=related

and yes your right Princess V - I.F. and D.B would look dead sexy together (I had such a crush on him as a teen - still do to a degree ... he's sex personified)

I think we're going to look like a ghost castle ... all of us will be hanging out down in the dungeon.

Is it my mistake or was Sir F crawling upside down ... pretty good for somebody who can't stay on a horse!

Dear queen cate

I think that’s a cane he was holding (I suppose it will do). I must admit there is something about him that makes you just want to Ooooh...........

Some of his friends look like they already live at Kissingham castle. Looks like they have some wild parties though...

Do you think he should be throwing Sir F around like that you know how he/she has a history of projectile vommiting, he was taking a chance... And who would believe Sir F was so agile...needs to rethink the outfit though...

I'm sorry violet but i love this it even looks like Kissingham castle except someone has mended the staircase and put in a few extra just in case..

Lady Kissy K
xx

Well, it looks like everyone is moving down to the dungeon!
Wonder why??
Think you may be right there Queen Cate, it does look like a whip he has in his hand...we could be in trouble!
Is that I.M. disguised as D.B??

Lets go and find out!!


King G

.. hi kingly.. while you guys tend to things in the basement..

.. I need to clean my Bowie palette, methinks.. (and send another of my little love messages, as it were)..

.. yes, I've posted this before.. but v i o l e t flowers are like this.. they get blown about sometimes.. tattered and torn..

.. so it is that the wind may carry these words and sentiments and song.. across that wild and unknowable sea.. (to thee)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbpMpRq6DV4
FULL SCREEN..

.. actually, Lady Kissy K.. I thought that maybe I could tell you just a bit more about what happened on the train.. with his Lordship, I mean.. (I've decided that trains like these are among the most erotic places in the world, actually).. (of course, it doesn't hurt to have Bernard Herrmann scoring your life's love scenes).. anyway.. we had some businessie things to work out a bit first.. but.. well, he was making it pretty difficult for me to keep focused.. well except on..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sKTO32r5Zs
FULL SCREEN..

.. yes, you'll notice how at the end I was looking a little uncertain about things.. but that's just because I was trying to figure out if it was his Lordship impersonating Cary Grant.. or Cary Grand impersonating his Lordship.. (I settled on the former, of course.. or else I just get confused)..

.. hmm.. I think I'll go re-live that memory one more time.. (oh, and he didn't wind up sleeping on the floor.. I just said that for the sake of appearances)..

s.p.v. (fl).. xx x

.. oh.. I guess this means it wasn't a dream??.. or..

much much later edit: I'm poking around looking for something, and see I spelled Bernard Herrmann wrong. [figures]

Dear SPV(f)

You seemed to be playing hard to get for a while there...(must teach me how to do that one, never quite got the hang of it).

I don't think it was a dream violet...
I never remeber my dreams and yours are so vivid and detailed, they just have to be real...(just keep believing that)

Lady Kissy K
xx

For those of you who find it hard to keep up with the cummings and goings at Kissingham castle (me included)I thought I would just quickly sum up the events so far..But as things change so quickly round here it won't be long before you've lost track again...


Kissingham Castle Royal update

So here’s the latest Castle news
If I remember right!
Well things they move so fast round here,
And I am not that bright.

So let me take you back a while
A thousand posts or so,
Reiterate on where we’ve been
And where we want to go.

We started looking for a King
A King of course we found.
And Lady K. she broke him in
As duty to the Crown.

Queen cate kept going off the rails
Determined to have fun.
We found she’s not the real queen cate,
She’s just the Evil One.

Sir F he smushed her nude dude pal
The queen was really mad.
So now she torments poor Sir F
And proves she’s really bad.

Poor princess V sits all alone
His Lordship on her mind.
She searches kingdoms far and wide
As him she tries to find.

She has a pair of Ruby shoes
That take her here and there.
She found herself upon a train
And Cary Grant was there........(Really His Lordship in disguise)

Queen Cate put Sir F in a Cage
And hung him up on high.
She dangled him above the moat
Until she made him cry.

Princess V threw him the shoes
And told him to make haste.
Click both your heels together now
And find a better place.

He did as princess V had said
And found himself take flight.
She should have known being Sir F
He could not get that right

A monster now Sir F must face,
A beast with many eyes.
Queen Cate knew how to deal with this
Big dickhead in disguise.

She told Sir F to rub his head
Of this she did forebode
That if he rubbed it hard enough
It surely would explode.

Sir F survived the great ordeal
Though it did make him wince.
We’re not quite sure where he has gone
We haven’t seen him since.

The King is back to take his throne
Thanks to that poor Sir F
He’s taken up with Lady K
And left the queen bereft.

But Cate has someone in her life
His name is big Pete Mort
He keeps his chopper close at hand
And doesn’t attend court.

I.F. resides deep underground
In dungeons damp and black.
And if she thinks you’re really bad
She’ll tie you on the rack.

She’s opening the dungeon up.
She’s dressed in leather pants.
Titilate not terminate’s
The mantra that she chants

We’re trying to get David B
To join her in her fun.
We all think he would do just fine,
So does the Evil One.

So if you cannot find a sole
And nobody’s around.
Try looking in the dungeons deep
Cause that’s where we’ll be found.

I think that’s all there is to say,
But one thing to expect
Is things change here from day to day.
Who knows what happens next…

Lady Kissy K
xx

Fantastic summery Karren!!!

Sir F survived the great ordeal
Though it did make him wince.
We’re not quite sure where he has gone
We haven’t seen him since.

did he click those shoes again ohhh no - where did he end up this time!?

~~~~

Violet wrote:.. okay, this movie scares me in ways I don't even think I can articulate..

... is this a part of that "hang all the munchkins" conspiracy, do you think?.. (and what the heck is that song??????).. (D.B., get a grip)..

.. kwills, uh Sir F, get off the ceiling.. we're outa' here..

... oh, let's do tea later, Queen Cate.. [blueberry maybe].. I'd like to elicit from you your relationship with.. well, we'll get to that once you've -- uh, we've had a few..

oh oh - I'm afraid you know me to well - I better try to stick to just one.

Labyrinth scares you ... okay the dance was a little weird but that was the 80's - to be honest I can't remember it well but I know I liked it as a teen and thought D.B. supper hot with all that great hair.

x
q c (out of town for a few nights but free wifi so will still check in)

( thanks Karren - perfect
A x )

[Lady Kissy K.. I always feel better once you’ve summed things up the way you do.. I’m not exactly sure why that is, and yet.. Kissingham would not be Kissingham without our resident poet wrapper-upper, as it were]..

MEANWHILE..

.. um, your Highness.. or, if you prefer, Queen Cate [of the Catieval Period].. anyway, whenever your Highness prefers, I should love for us to do that High Tea some time.. (even though technically speaking England doesn’t have tea yet, but let’s overlook that inconvenient fact right now, as it makes for a perfect foil).. oh, and Blueberry Tea would be fine, so long as mine has no alcohol in it, since I need to stay alert.. oh, that's right, I need to pay off the waiting staff to arrange that for me.. oh, yeah, and I gotta' get the boys down at headquarters to sign that goddamn voucher for that.. geez.. as if I don't have enough on my plate.. Anyway, your Highness, as it’s been quite some time since we’ve chatted, it would be good to get some information regarding this Henning person more acquainted again.. Would you like to be included in the Royal Portrait, by the way??.. You could stand beside King G. while your diligent Lady in Waiting kneels before, well, the King and… this might well make the cover of Family Circle, actually..

So, just let me know when you would like to do our Highly deceptive Tea, your Highness.. Oh, and my best to King G.. It’s so nice he’s scheming to get you out of the way so that he can have your Lady in Waiting all to his sword – uh self.. the two of you get along so well..

MEANWHILE..

..oh, Lady Kissy K.. I keep remembering more and more about that train trip.. the one with his Lordship, I mean..

... I'm remembering now how I'd just had dinner.. trout, I think it was.. (good, though a bit troutie, I thought).. and his Lordship came and joined me.. we were waiting for his dinner to show up, and, well, we needed to discuss some plot-pointie thingies, as it happens.. but you know, even before I got him all to myself in my little cabin, it was as if we were.. well, to put it bluntly, I might just as well have been in bed with him already, was how I was feeling.. I don't know if it was the romance of the train.. or those big, dark eyes.. or the R.O.T. initials on his matches.. but, whatever it was, it all just had me feeling so..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHw9jWtlPM4
FULL SCREEN..

.. it’s sort of funny he’s a fugitive from justice.. I mean, given he’s a barrister ‘n all.. anyway, I’m so glad that policeman finally left.. I mean, his poor Lordship could have suffocated in there.. anyway.. now I have him all to myself, finally..

.. [now.. where were we?.. oh, no, darling.. not yet.. that happens at the end, remember?.. when we go through the tunnel?].. [oh, okay.. but maybe we should turn out the light.. I mean, I'm not sure what this film's rating is, but I'm doubtful we could get away with.. ].. [this is definitely not a PG.]..



.. oh, shoot.. where's kwills??

edits.. moseying on through here.. and found a typo.. then I added The Family Circle bit too..

SPV(f)

Looks like you've given up playing hard to get!!

But was it really fair luring the poor man to your room then locking him up like that!...

I'm glad you liked the Royal update (even i find it hard to keep track).

I am worried as to the whereabouts of Sir F...Has he brought your Ruby shoes back yet?

Knowing Sir F he could be anywhere...Probably still traumatised by that giant ...um...thingy....

Haven't seen him since DB was throwing him around the castle...

Lady Kissy K
xx

Great summary Karren my brain was beginning to get a bit addled after being thrown around like that! The great David B (any relation?) it's about time he came of that labyrinth and start touring again.Never mind the fact that someone threw a lollipop stick into his eye (not me!) and that he suffered a heart attack, he must think of the needs of his fans!!

Sir F

Hope you've got rid of that stripey suit, it really wasn't one of your better fashion choices!

I did think he was taking a big risk throwing you about like that especially with the projectile vomiting history.

Don't you think that Kissingham Castle would be a good place for him to recuperate... Much better than going round and round in that labyrinth of his. I'm sure he would feel completely at home in the dungeon...

Are you sure that wasn't your lolly stick, you always seem to be sucking something (I suppose it's a baby thing).

Lady Kissy K
xx

Have you given Violet her Ruby shoes back yet?

My dearest Lordship (or whoever is out there that might
even care),

I've been looking over this thread-dom a bit, wondering what
on earth I'm even doing here.. (which is a usual pass time
for me, actually.. both inside and outside of Cohen Land)..

.. and..

I'm not even sure what to say anymore.. I just know I've been
terribly devoted to you, terribly lovely, even.. terribly
passionate.. terribly terribly in love with you.. and.. well..
let's face, it, all of this is terribly hard to keep up with.. given
how it's all been so very one-sided.. unless you really are that
good at impersonating Cary Grant, and maybe you are.. I mean,
you have fooled me on any number of occasions in the past..
why, I even recall writing a long letter -- well, post letter-thingy..
indicting.. um.. I won't even utter his name.. but indicting him
for impersonating, well, not you, but someone I thought you were
impersonating, not realizing it was you impersonating the person
I thought he was impersonating so to seem like one of your
impersonations.. so.. yes, you've had me confused in the past,
and so, it's hard to accept that, yes, that might well be you
impersonating Cary Grant.. (and I do hope so.. or else it seems
I've shared far more with Cary Grant than I even care to admit
to.. I mean, after all, I hardly know the man)..

.. anyway.. the problem still remains.. I'm here.. not sure of
anything anymore..

I don't even know if you would even care if I disappeared
altogether.. that's how sad I'm feeling right now.. so.. just to
let you know.. I'm.. sad.. so.. don't know what else I can say..

.. [sigh]..

.. anyway.. maybe life is just this way.. things.. possibilities.. are
always hovering in the wings, as it were.. and no one knows for
sure how things will work out, or what might be possible.. those
who believe in love sometimes prevail.. but not always.. love
sometimes loses.. although, I, for one, honestly don't want love
to lose this time.. I keep holding on to it – tightly, and for dear life..
thinking it might keep me afloat somehow.. and yet.. well, it's hard
sometimes.. I mean.. never having any concrete confirmation of
anything.. not knowing if you in any way even remotely care that
I even exist..

.. well.. maybe some day.. at some undesignated point, we will be
able to get away from it all.. and fly off to some far off island.. and
I can scold you a bit for how hard you played hard to get with me..
and how hard that's been.. truly hard..

.. you know, sometimes I think you men live for this.. having these
passionate, though wilted little v i o l e t flowers dripping forth the
very last of their tears as they near total and penultimate dehydration..
(and that's not good for flowers of any kind, not just violets).. and
all just for your sakes.. sometimes I think you prefer things this way..

.. so.. that's my sad sad story for now.. if you don't hear from me
for a while.. I'm up top this ol' tower, writing more of my miserable
little memoirs.. trying to make sense of this illusive thing.. called
love..

always,
your little v i o l e t (stem).. xx x


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTRpUjl-pxI
FULL SCREEN..