Daddy's Little Princess.

[Violet]

.. I never thought of that possibility.. I mean, Cary Grant did do a lot of acid at one point, and so impersonating his Lordship might not be all that far fetched after all.. still, the both of them seem to resemble Cary Grant, then..

.. as far as what happened in the tunnel.. while it's still very much on my mind.. and while his Lordship's amorous advances are now legend in this sweet princess's tattered and bewildered heart.. and mind.. and body.. I daren't do more than intimate what we shared..

.. um.. if you look to the kingdom (thread-dom, that is) by the name of Colonial Suicide.. you'll see that the dankish Sir Georges and I.. well.. let's just say we did get into that sort of detail.. and I can only think what will happen to his Lordship if I divulge as much.. given Georges will indeed return, as he always does, and --

.. you see in the past I had the smarts to keep these Lordship dreams to myself.. but now they seem to have escaped me, as it were, for some reason, and.. well, hell has no fury as a darkish-dankish Northern Irishman spurned, as they say.. so.. best to keep the tunnel magic to myself and his Lordship.. (given he obviously must psychically share the very same passionate dreams as I, lest he's been lying to me all these years as to just how elaborately [and masterfully] he ignores me.. and I know he'd never do that)..

Well, I hope that explains things better. You see, there is some method to all this seemingly random violetish-ish..ness, after all..

s.p.v. (fl.).. xx x

.. (my Lordship.. I especially liked it when you

[Violet]

My dearest Lordship,

I feel as though everyone here is trying to confuse me as to
who you really are, but I know who you are.. or at least, my
heart does, and that's all that really matters.. the rest of this
little love note I'll write in invisible ink so that no one, not even
my efficient white dove, will know the exquisitely intimate details
of all that we share.. such as in the tunnel.. when you were were
over me, and it was all we could do to remo







always and forever, your lovely v i o l e t (stem).. xx x..
.. (please come soon, my darling.. please).. xx xx x

[Gerry]

Aah My lovely Princess Violet,
I dont feel well....think i've been drugged by that evil Queen Cate and fear she will take advantage of me in my current state.
You know how i love my daily supply of mead from the village tavern, and Queen Cate has recently been pouring copious amounts of it down my throat and telling me to drink up.
But it does have a strange taste recently and i fear she has been putting something in it, and making me talk gibberish, which as you know well, i never do.
I know you are still searching for that Lordship of yours, but you must try and distract Queen Cate and get her off my back!
Talking about backs, where is Lovely Lady K?
I haven't had my sword polished in days and it is getting very rusty in its sheath.

Your Very High

King G.

[kwills]

Um excuse me please,but what about me? I'm trapped in a cage dangling over a couple of fierce looking dragons here! Isn't anyone going to save me?
whimper
I did save you Sire from the Wicked Dick Lurking!
whimper,whimper
ROAR!!!!

SHRIEK!

[Violet]

.. um, I was just getting to that, as we speak:

.. king g... I'm feeling rather invisible right now.. but PLEASE.. we need to save Sir Falloffhishorsealott!!!! -- he's in graver danger than you are.. you, I believe, the queen means to keep alive so that she'll always have someone around to torture.. but Sir Falloffhishorsealott... well.. let's just say she has reasons for his demise.. reasons that I really can't get into right now.. just trust that you need to save him.. and soon!!

.. gotta go.. I'm feeling the tug of invisibility.. or that ineluctable erotic land where my Lordship and I have some unfinished business to take c

[Karren B]

Don't worry Sir F I'll get Violet to throw you the Ruby slippers and you can click your heels together and wish yourself out of there...

Be careful though they have some powerful magicky stuff in them and you could end up anywhere!

Lady K
xx

see you soon (I Hope)

our posts overlapped so if you dont mind throwing Sir F those Slippers before you go...

[Violet]

.. here, Sir Falloffhishorsealott... they might be a bit large for you, even as they are rather dainty.. but I don't think they make baby-sized.. so..

.. gotta go now..

.. my Lordship.. let's just lie here and dream a while.. I've been missing you so very much..

[Cate]

curses and foiled again - Humph .... (I think I better stop drinking those mixed cocktails ... I don't even remember hanging him up there)

King G ... my Lord, I'm sorry if the last mead I brought you was not to your satisfaction, I can't imagine what happened as usually that pub offers only the best quality. Please believe me that my only concern is your total happiness - I have gone to the next village over to get you some fresh mead from there. The best quality of course my Lord.
here I'll pour you a mug..

drink up

I said drink up!!!!! .... dear sweet Kingy Pooh <wide eyes and an attempted sweet smile - blink>
~~~
add on - Lady K, I watched Alice in Wonderland last night and loved it - you remind me of an Alice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBmLViALjhk

my favourite lines
The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
. . [Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

[imaginary friend]

Hmmmm... from a distance, I've been silently observing the cumings (and goings) in Cumalot, and though the last thing needed in your land is more estrogen, I have to Busibodily Interfere:

What the heck does King Gerry do to stay on that there throne? When he's not having his sword polished (which takes up most of his time it seems), he's either tipsy or MIA, while ladies are swooning away in towers or running wild in villages, and there's a poor little unisex baby dangling in a cage over a river. King Gerry can't even take care of himself, much less his land. Discipline is what he's lacking here. Let me know if I can be of help...

PS Cate – Love Alice's quote.

[Gerry]

Oh Imaginary Friend, you could be right, i do tend to enjoy myself and the kingdom does run itself, from time to time.
But if you feel some discipline is needed, then so be it!
The job is yours...when can you start???

King G

[Karren B]

Uh Hum...

King G does this mean you won't be needing your sword polisher anymore?

Lady Kissy K
feeling very hurt and rejected. Possibly looking for a new position...Oooh Sir F does your armour need polishing? Oh and what about the queens new man...I can do choppers as well!!
xx

[Gerry]

Of course not, my lovely Lady K,
You are special, can you not see my ploy? This is just a decoy..i will have i.f sorting out evil Queen Cate in no time and hopefully getting her off my back!!
I am a wise old king , you know, and i know what i'm doing!! Most of the time!!

In fact Lady K, you did a damn fine job on my sword today.!!!!


King G

[Karren B]

King G

Thank you Sire, i really didn't want to have to polish that big guys chopper!

Oooh I think you always know what you're doing!!!!

I'm glad i performed my duties well today, you are very instructive as to how you like things done!

Maybe the King would like me to bring him a drink in his Private Chamber later?

Lady Kissy K
xx

[Cate]

Ohhh no brer bear - please don't throw me to mistress I.F. anything but that

sorting out evil Queen Cate in no time and hopefully getting her off my back!!

Hardly - a lady asks for one piggy back ride - jumps off the wardrobe a couple of times onto her fella so she can tie him up and grab a few coins for the pub and all of a sudden she's being described as somebody who's always on your back - HUMPH!!!! you know the king down the road carries his wife on his back everywhere he goes and do you hear him complaining ... no you don't ... at least not without his wife giving him a good smuck with her scepter

... could you just drink your mead, please ... I want lady K to come up to mine so we can look at some newspaper adds for a new... a ummmm ... bookshelf ... that we could assemble together as a surprise for you

~~~
Dear Imaginary a most hardy welcome xxxx
I'm so glad that you've finally arrived, you have no idea how much you are needed here!!!
I've been saving your flyswatter for you in the dungeon .... that right Mistress I.F. a dungeon just for you.


oppps - looks like lady k would rather have drinks with the king ... fine ... Don't drink your mead then!!!! I don't care

STOMP ... STOMP ... STOMP I can have fun on my own ... blah

[Karren B]

cate wrote
Ohhh no brer bear - please don't throw me to mistress I.F. anything but that

Do we take that in the same way as ‘Don’t throw me in the brier bush’
(I used to love those books! … another reason not to grow up)

I don’t think I’m an Alice, she’s much too gobby! …

Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are

.
I do agree with this though!

Of course I will come up and look at your bookshelf Ads.. I’d love to surprise the King!… It will have to be later though as I have things to attend to first…You wouldn’t want me to neglect my duties would you queen cate?

Lady Kissy K
xx

Just a thought, but does anyone know what became of Sir F? …