Cate wrote
ohhh or wait ... do you mean like a double date! are we going on a double date and you already have a preference for one of them?
sorry silly me - it's been a long time since I've had a date! by all means take your choice - I'd be fine with either (I'm trusting your taste of course).
it's been really hot here I think I was having ice cream fantasies
Cate the idea of a double date is you bring your date and I’ll bring mine…we don’t get a choice at the end of the evening (depending who you’re bringing-I could change the rules).
And I don’t think you should be having Ice cream fantasies! ...
Should kwills be in charge of a zipper anyway? (Those ickle fingers could get easily trapped!).
Lady Kissy K
xx
'Take the breath of a new dawn
And make it a part of you.
It will give you strength'
Shopping with Queen Cate? that sounds like a better idea than hunting in the creepy haunted forrest for creepy munchkins(even if I am distantly related to one!) only trouble is Buckalot,just between you and me mind!that whilst I was in The Yea Olde Creepy Woods rescuing our King,which I did with some style I may add,King G or is it Dick? Harry? anyway he said that while Queen Cate may look demure and sweet ,these are HIS words mind,he said that "she's as sweet as a rottweiler with knickers on!" so maybe I should give that a miss.
Oh my! my! this is straight out of The Wicked Witch Project! now I know everything!The Munchkins are addicted to Helium Gas! so that's why they talk like that!Henning is.................................Shriek! BU
.. (nice of you to climb that blasted ladder, by the way)..
.. anyway.. I need you to rustle up the king from his (interminable seeming) slumbers.. (except when you're polishing his sword -- that he seems to stay awake for.. for a while, at least).. now what -- oh..
Now, I know the king has more than intimated that he finds his queen's evilish ways rather sexy, but this has taken things too far -- I mean, her evilishness has..
.. Anyway, it seems this, well, H. character [not to give away classified data or anything], in cahoots with said evilish queen, has absconded with Sir Falloffhisorsealott.. I only know this since that squirrel the queen's so fond of has sort of turned double agent on her, if you catch my drift, and gave up the goods in exchange for a load of nuts -- oh, which reminds me.. we need to find some nuts..
.. ANYWAY.. I don't know what sort of disguise this "H" person is likely to be donning, but he took Sir Falloff by surprise, so it must have been -- wait a minute, this is kwills we're talking about.. s/he could have been sitting on a sleeping dragon thinking it was a tree trunk, for cripe's sake..
.. Alright, well, I've gotta' run.. need ta' see if my ruby slippers have reverse powers.. there's someone back home in Kansas who seems to require my aid at the moment..
.. but PLEASE FIND THE KING!!.. oh, and.. well, tell him his queenie wifey person is dangerous.. and we'll have to mount some form of reprisal behind her lovely though evilish back..
.. thanks, Lady K.. (how are you, by the way??)... (how'd your double date go??)
Sweet Princess Violet (flower).. xx x
I don’t seem to be able to get the King up at the moment…I think the evilish Queen cate has been putting something in his mead. I will try to arouse him…er …rouse him as soon as I can and let him know you need to see him…
Are you sure they have kwills, I thought he/she was going shopping with the evilish one. And as far as finding some nuts I think you’ll find this place is full of them…
...This H person is he dangerous or just very annoying...is this the same mole like H person or someone different? ...I think i'm a little confused(same as usual then)...Why are we looking for him and has anyone actually seen him in Cumalot? ...You know if we're relying on a witness statement from a munchkin...er...i mean a baby...or is that Sir F...Oh you know who i mean...well that's not much to go on is it?
Lady Kissy K
xxxx
I'm fine by the way...queen didn't turn up for double date so i had to entertain both of them (she's into nude dudes still..this one was a nude juggler...he got quite confused as the evening went on...I didn't know what he was going to toss in the air next)
'Take the breath of a new dawn
And make it a part of you.
It will give you strength'
.. that's alotalot of questions.. and now I'm confused..
.. let's just say that when the king is arrous-- uh, roused.. we really need to.. hmm.. just what do I think this particular king could manage??.. after all, you pulled him out of some pub, didn't you??.. I mean, you were desperate for a king, as I recall.. I don't remember you being too choosy.. hmm.. I wish his Lor -- ohmugod.. in all of this confusion, I forgot I was looking for those ruby slippers..
.. gee, I might have to take a plane instead.. these black stilettos are nice too, in any case.. even if I can't fly in them.. well, not without a plane, that is..
.. alright, well.. get the king going (however it is you usually do that), and let him know I need a meeting.. hopefully I'll be back before you can say Sir Falloffhi -- well, I should be back before then, I mean..
I don’t seem to be able to get the King up at the moment…I think the evilish Queen cate has been putting something in his mead. I will try to arouse him…er …rouse him as soon as I can and let him know you need to see him…
Are you sure they have kwills, I thought he/she was going shopping with the evilish one. And as far as finding some nuts I think you’ll find this place is full of them…
...This H person is he dangerous or just very annoying...is this the same mole like H person or someone different? ...I think i'm a little confused(same as usual then)...Why are we looking for him and has anyone actually seen him in Cumalot? ...You know if we're relying on a witness statement from a munchkin...er...i mean a baby...or is that Sir F...Oh you know who i mean...well that's not much to go on is it?
Lady Kissy K
xxxx
I'm fine by the way...queen didn't turn up for double date so i had to entertain both of them (she's into nude dudes still..this one was a nude juggler...he got quite confused as the evening went on...I didn't know what he was going to toss in the air next)
Well yeeeeessss, of course I put something in his mead!!! ... we were supposed to be going out, I didn't want him calling you to polish stuff in the middle of our fun. I'm sorry I didn't make to Len's House of Shish Kabob on time ... but I thought you said I was supposed to bring my own date - if I had known that you had a nude juggler there for me I would have came for sure. btw - can I ask why the restaurant has sent a cleaning bill for the walls?
as it happens, I think I may have met somebody new through a personal add in Knights Nightly while looking for my date!!! well I responded anyways, we'll see if he writes back.
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Name: Pete Mort – disease free easy going male seeks Lady for no strings attached fun. Hobbies include sharpening things and swinging ax’s
… he sounds nice enough and I’m fine with the no strings thing – you don’t have to tie somebody up to have fun … hopefully he won’t run away on me though. I wonder where sir F went … we going shopping, I was going to buy her or him a new coat.
Violet wrote:.. that's alotalot of questions.. and now I'm confused..
.. let's just say that when the king is arrous-- uh, roused.. we really need to.. hmm.. just what do I think this particular king could manage??.. after all, you pulled him out of some pub, didn't you??.. I mean, you were desperate for a king, as I recall.. I don't remember you being too choosy.. hmm.. I wish his Lor -- ohmugod.. in all of this confusion, I forgot I was looking for those ruby slippers..
.. gee, I might have to take a plane instead.. these black stilettos are nice too, in any case.. even if I can't fly in them.. well, not without a plane, that is..
.. alright, well.. get the king going (however it is you usually do that), and let him know I need a meeting.. hopefully I'll be back before you can say Sir Falloffhi -- well, I should be back before then, I mean..
s.p.v. (fl.).. xx x
No it was Nude Dude that we found in a pub and he was already a King of somewhere but unfortunately he misplaced his wallet with his I.D. in it and couldn't remember where it was that he lived ... he did have a very nice bicycle though. King G just came home one day ... it seems that I must have married him years ago and forgot all about it - I was probably a bit tipsy and taken by the glint of his sword.
"as it happens, I think I may have met somebody new through a personal add in Knights Nightly while looking for my date!!! well I responded anyways, we'll see if he writes back.
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Name: Pete Mort – disease free easy going male seeks Lady for no strings attached fun. Hobbies include sharpening things and swinging ax’s
… he sounds nice enough and I’m fine with the no strings thing – you don’t have to tie somebody up to have fun … hopefully he won’t run away on me "
Your majesty The Dastardly Evil Cackling Queen Cate,
Are you sure about this guy? He sounds kind of unstable I hope you don't lose your head over him! Keep your wits about you and your body parts together!
Yours worriedly,
Sir Falloffhishorsealot.
.. [psssssst.. Sri Falloffhishorsealott.. don't concern yourself too much about the evilish queen.. she's in pretty deep with the guy who kidnapped you, after all.. so just hang tight.. I'll get you out of there -- oh, I thought that cage was supposed to be for me.. hmm]..
.. [looks like Sir Falloffhishorsealott will be seeing some gadors real soon if Sweet Princess Violet (flower) doesn't get back in time]..
.. oh, um, Queen Cate.. I mean, your Highness, mam.. I dated that man once.. Pete Mort, I mean.. as I recall, he was one of the, uh, loveliest of -- I mean.. [gosh, for someone in the intelligence business, I'm really lousy at lying]..
.. anyway, have fun.. I gotta' run..
.. [Violet curtsies, then backs out of the room.. just like your supposed to do with "royals".. evilish though they may be]..
.. [FLASH FORWARD: to Kansas.. uh, if Mount Rushmore were in Kansas, that is]..
Your Lordship, I have no idea how you got us into such a pickle.. if I wasn't assured of a good ending, I'd never go through with this.. yes, you have my undying affections, and my very strong desire to be on that little tropical getaway of ours right now, but this is ridiculous.. I mean, rock climbing in my very favorite suit on you..
.. [note to viewer: it's only the first ending you need concern yourself with.. damn youtube.. can't separate out their endings]..
.. [oh, I guess that train-in-the-tunnel shot means we just had sex.. it's been a long time coming, and his Lordship and I made it fast and furious, just to get things rolling]..
.. [LATER]..
.. oh, darling, I just love trains, don't you??.. [sigh].. gosh, I wish we could take this train to our tropical island.. I guess it could take us to a plane, at least.. oh, darn.. I lost those lovely black heels I was wearing.. I'll have to wear these silly satin slippers, then..
.. you know, my Lordship, it did seem like poetic justice.. I mean, seeing how you give America such a hard time 'n all.. I mean, that you should wind up fighting for your life on Mount Rushmore.. at least you're better acquainted with our founding fathers now.. (I don't remember which ones are there, actually, besides George and Abe.. they gave us enough trouble, in any case)..
.. [sigh]..
..well, I say we relax a while on this lovely train.. I can't even think what to do next.. it's just too too nice here.. in your arms.. with the steady sound and rhythm of the train.. oh, and it's such a starry night.. oh, wait, that's not stars -- it's the moon, my darling -- just look at that moon..
.. you know I worked a bit more on my champaignie kiss dream.. just for you.. I think it's almost perfect now -- oh my god, you brought... champaign??..
cate wrote
Well yeeeeessss, of course I put something in his mead!!! ... we were supposed to be going out, I didn't want him calling you to polish stuff in the middle of our fun. I'm sorry I didn't make to Len's House of Shish Kabob on time ... but I thought you said I was supposed to bring my own date - if I had known that you had a nude juggler there for me I would have came for sure. btw - can I ask why the restaurant has sent a cleaning bill for the walls?
as it happens, I think I may have met somebody new through a personal add in Knights Nightly while looking for my date!!! well I responded anyways, we'll see if he writes back.
Name: Pete Mort – disease free easy going male seeks Lady for no strings attached fun. Hobbies include sharpening things and swinging ax’s
… he sounds nice enough and I’m fine with the no strings thing – you don’t have to tie somebody up to have fun … hopefully he won’t run away on me though.
Dear queen cate
You really shouldn’t spike King G’s drinks, you might do some lasting damage…It took me ages to get him UP this morning…
Nude Juggler told me he was your date and he was meeting you at the restaurant.
Sorry about the cleaning bill but one minute nude juggler was juggling the next thing you know something explodes and we all get thrown out…I don’t know what happened… Honestly!
I think the new man in your life sounds lovely, and look at the size of that chopper… or is it an axe? Maybe you should try wearing your hair up when you go out with him…you don’t want it getting in the way…you know of that beautiful face of yours.
He looks very fetching in that mask don’t you think.
By the way do you happen to have a copy of Knights Nightly at hand…Just for research purposes…
SPV(f)
Love the Cary Grant clips.
Hope you and His Lordship are having a good time...There's nothing like the rhythm of a moving train!!!
Gave the King your message (may still have been under the influence of queen cate's Mickey Finn...
Lady Kissy K
xx
'Take the breath of a new dawn
And make it a part of you.
It will give you strength'
of course you can borrow my copy of Knights Nightly Lady K
Nude Juggler told me he was your date and he was meeting you at the restaurant.
ohhh crap he must have been - Going_Blind.1361. I actually had sent him a squirrel but when he didn't respond, I just assumed he wasn't interested.
I like my new fella, he's the strong silent type and yes he looks good in a mask! he must be a Cohen fan - see no worries Sir F.
Hummm... Princess V why are you on a train and is Mount Rushmore in Oz or Kansas? ... not that it matters when you're sharing a sleeping car with Cary Grant.
edit - weird use of language
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I thought he was one of those covers for that lord fellow - but you don't actually know who he is?
Now I don't want to get all Motherly on you here (as I'm not) but it really is a good idea to ask a fella's name before you share a berth with him or at least exchange cards later. What if something comes up say 9 months later and you need to get a hold of him (or the King and I do)
.. oh, I thought that was his Lordship.. I forgot that he used covers.. oh, that's right.. he was disguised as Carry Grant.. and I was disguised as that blonde woman in that film.. what's her name.. gosh.. [yawn].. I think I'm still asleep..
OHMUGOD.. that was no dream.. that was Georges the time he became Nosferatu.. only who's Jonathan?.. oh.. must be his Lordship.. only I was married to him, it seems.. hmm.. when did that happen, I wonder?.. last I recall we were hanging from a rock.. oh, no -- there was that tunnel.. oh, yes.. that lovely tunnel of love.. oh, and the champaign, and the moon, and --
.. [Violet re-awakes, finding herself again in her lonely, round, stone-tower room.. way up top of nowhere]..
.. [Violet sits up]..
.. Oh.. no.. don't tell me all that was a dream too.. but if that was a dream, what's this?.. and what's Kansas??.. and where's Georges??
Why does love have to be so complicated, and confusing???????.. Now I'm worried Georges will return, and he'll see what his Lordship and I have been up to.. well, in my dreams, at least.. and he won't be pleased.. not at all.. he might even do one of those magickish spell thingies he sometimes does, and his Lordship will really get his comeuppance.. (that "comeuppance" word is really getting a work out lately for some reason)..
.. oh, gosh.. I've got to pull myself together.. I've got to think.. I --
I wonder if his Lordship ever got my letters.. I'm sure they were real.. [Violet sees some sovereigns or whatever-money-was-called-back-then on her writing table].. oh, so I DID get paid for those pages I sent Bill Shakespeare.. so, some things actually DID happen.. so.. not ALL of this is a dream..
.. well, I know my feelings for his Lordship are real.. even if he does so elaborately, and lovingly.. and passionately ignore me.. still.. I feel we're connected somehow..
OHMUGOD -- SIR FALLOFFHISHORSEALOT!!!!!.. he's locked in that metal cage, about to be fed to the river dragons..
WHERE'S THE KING??.. he needs to STOP this.. he needs to realize that the sexual attraction he has for his evilish queen is just some sort of spell she's put on him.. he needs to wake up and smell the castley coffee!!.. (oh, god, was even that a dream??).. (I don't think so.. I still have to lose a pound or two, after dunking all those mote-shaped doughnuts)..
.. alright, need to find that King G. person.. he's got to smell coffee, and save Sir Falloffhishorsealot..
.. oh, but first --
.. Violet dashes off a quick message in her deeply violet ink]..
My dearest Lordship.. you can't imagine how much I need you now.. please come.. come soon.. y.v.s. xx x.. [which stands for: your v i o l e t (stem)]..
.. [the efficient white dove appears seemingly out of nowhere and Violet hands him her little message]..
.. please be quick with this [she tells him].. I don't know how much longer I can hang on..
.. [the efficient white dove nods, and is off.. Violet stares out the window after him.. thinking about her love]..
.. oh, yes, the king.. oh, and poor Sir Falloff!!!!!..
.. [Violet starts to dash out, but stops a moment, noticing all the boldface text talking about what she's doing as she's doing it, and she thinks that odd.. then she dashes out the room anyway]..
edit.. just passing through and noticed the word "send" should be past tense..
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cate wrote,
ohhh crap he must have been - Going_Blind.1361. I actually had sent him a squirrel but when he didn't respond, I just assumed he wasn't interested.
I like my new fella, he's the strong silent type and yes he looks good in a mask! he must be a Cohen fan - see no worries Sir F.
Dear Queen cate
Thank you for lending me your copy of Knights Nightly. I’m sure I recognise that Knight on the middle pages… I must say you have ringed quite a few of these personal Ads, will you be writing to them all, that’s an awful lot of armour and swords that will need polishing if they all reply! …I wouldn’t rely on the squirrel mail here, as they just want bigger nuts, but they never deliver…
I do think nude juggler was a bit short sighted; he was always grabbing the wrong club as he juggled.
1361??… Are we in this year? ...Are you bringing in ‘The Justice Of The Peace Act’? ...
Jesus! this isn’t how many personal Ads you’ve answered! …
I'll pop by later with a few drinks...
SPV(f)
Sorry I keep forgetting nothing is as it seems here! His Lordship is just pretending to be Cary Grant! His disguise is very convincing! I thought it was Cary Grant.
Don’t like to worry or confuse you even more violet but have you considered the possibility that Cary Grant could be pretending to be His Lordship… (what did you get up to in that train tunnel?)
Lady Kissy K
xx
'Take the breath of a new dawn
And make it a part of you.
It will give you strength'
