Daddy's Little Princess.

[Violet]

.. [hi queen cate.. I did see fireworks, and added a note about that to my last post].. [I'm up all alone, and trying to be very quiet.. even the sound of this keyboard sounds noisy.. anyway, finally all the fire crackers outside have finished too.. guess I'll return home to Kissingham tomorrow, and head back up the tower, where I can resume my pining.. oh, and my memoir writing, although sometimes that amounts to the same thing.. okay, well.. nighty night, evil queen.. s.p.v. (fl.) xx x]

[Cate]

[I went back and read - sounds like a great time. don't worry P.V. I for one shall be very quiet today - we/Toronto, were celebrating our last day of Pride with with a very colourful parade in full rainbow glory and my voice is shot from cheering people on.
Back to work for me today - after 5 days off I'm looking forward to the rest xx]

[kwills]

Hi HOHI HOOOO yuck,spit! spit! just swallowed a fly!Oh hold on ,wrong film,this is Cumalot you silly knight not Sleeping Beauty.
Princess V has sent me back to the Yea Olde Creepy Woods,no sorry my mistake again,it's the Olde Haunted Forrest I'm going to!!That sounds worse somehow (shiver)apparently there is a note pinned to the tree from the Evil Dastardly Cackling Queen Cate of the very short name for short.By the sounds of that short note it should be a Red Pinewood!I've just escaped from her clutches why didn't she just tell me what was on the damned thing!hmm, you know sometimes Buckalot I get the sense that Sweet P.V is trying to get rid of me,but no,no not her,she loves me deep deep down(very deep down I suspect)but doesn't like to show it too often.It's that damn cad,His LOORD SHIP's fault,doesn't she realize his taking her for a cruise? Where as I,I Sir Falloffhishorsealot dashing knight of the realm,a Richard Gere lookalike, would take her for a ride yeah! I know which I'd prefer!umm...moving on quickly, I think we are nearly there Buckalot let's be very quiet and caref........thud!................................................ouch!

[Violet]

.. [psssst.. kwills.. uh, Bond Kwills Is Bond.. remember what I said to you a long long time ago now??.. what was the magic word -- do you remember??.. details, kwills.. it's all in the DETAILS.. now, I did NOT send you to the haunted creepy woods forest to get a letter I posted there.. no, that was in the PAST (if you recall).. no, right now you need to check see if there are any HANGING MUNCHKINS there.. you know, unlucky members of the Lollypop Guild, for example (since they're more likely to be targeted.. I mean, as smug as they are 'n all).. (actually, the middle one has hair just like yours, kwills).. oh, and how 'bout that Coroner Dude??.. I would think he poses some kind of forensic threat, at the very least.. (actually, he's a mite bit tall to be a munchkin, if you ask me.. so that might well be a disguise of some kind.. hmm)..

.. ANYWAY.. first thing is to get a read on all these munchkin people.. not just so that we might protect them, but to see if there are any double agent types in there, etc.. oh, actually, aside from the Coroner Dude suspect, those Lullaby Leaguers seem deceptively sweet, I think.. and so you might want to check them out too..

.. oh, I'd also point out that there are a lot more "itch" words than I'd ever realized.. keep that in mind, kwills.. (though I see they left out the word *itch, for some reason.. I'm mean, I'm sure the Wicket Witch of the East would have qualified).. Oh, also, I'd note that this is a very colorful group.. I mean, considering how Henning (who I think we can safely say is all business) would have a special dislike for colorful dispositions, let alone colorful.. well, colors.. (which means Jarkko's in extra big trouble, not just given his "red" fetish, but given the, uh, well, let's face it.. sexual thing he's acting out in that colorful Danger Mouse costume you discovered he likes to wear)..

.. okay, kwills, study this tape carefully..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn-F24i0uDQ
FULL SCREEN..

.. now as concerns OPERATION HANG ALL THE MUNCHKINS.. I did feel that if you happen to find any munchkins hanging from those nasty trees (the ones that viciously throw apples at you, as I recall) in the evilish haunted creepy forest.. well, I thought it would give you a good dose of the realities we all are facing around here.. Yes, the evilish queen has her nice moments.. but look at it this way.. I mean, I'm sure even her evilish cousin, the Wicked Witch of Westhampton, needs a hug now and then.. but that's all the more reason you need to be on guard at all times, kwills, or else you too will be hung out to dry, as it were, just like some little tin-canned baby with a frozen curl atop his head.. hanging upside down.. no doubt as some kind of swinging target practice.. (no wonder the queen was looking for some rope!!?!).. (oh and that LADDER!!).. (grrrr)..

.. as to Henning, and what all of this could possibly mean.. not sure.. but then I was surprised to see that the munchkins have their own little army, which probably poses some sort of threat to those higher-ups that Henning must be pandering to.. see, you really have to look at things from their perspective, kwills, to really get the bigger picture here.. I mean, yes, to us, munchkins might look rather small and silly.. but to the likes of Henning, and those of his ilk.. they really are some kind of major, violent insurgency ready to explode..

.. oh, by the way, I loved you with the bar bell, baby bond.. (very alliterative).. and it's so impressive that you know French.. Here at MI6, though, we still plan on taking out the annoying French entirely.. that way we can all be spared the embarrassment of mispronouncing their impossible sounding language.. (the U.S. was right to change "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries," by the way, and so we're in accord with them on that count).. (just a little internal MI6 arcana for your further edification, kwills)..

.. okay.. well.. I'm here atop my lonely tower.. further analyzing all this munchkin data.. of course, I'm hoping that the next time you report back (bar-bell baby bond), it will be with something useful for a change.. Oh, also: check and see where/how Henning and the evil queen do business.. who's to say, maybe he likes all those evilish contraptions she's got in her torture chamber.. and so it might be just the spot for them to have some tea and chat it up..

.. oh, also.. you said he was German, but he sounds like a brit.. now, given he's a double agent, he's probably both..

.. alright.. signing out for now.. I need to re-enter the memoir writing mode, which is tough sometimes.. I mean, how much heart ache is one sweet princess supposed to be able to sustain in one (or several) thread-doms, anyway?.. (as is usual with me.. I think I'm over-identifying with my cover)..

"M"]

.. p.s. [for his Lordship].. now, I could purchase the tickets myself, if you'd like.. I mean, for our tropical little get away.. I mean, considering how hot it is here.. (nearing a hundred degrees fahrenheit).. (now that's HOT, in case you brits don't realize).. and so I might as well be cooling off with some icey pinneappley-coconutty beverages.. and a banana or two (no just one).. on hand.. or.. however.. you would like that.. Anyway, at least give it some thought (if not a little imagination)..

.. okay, so.. I'll tear off this p.s., and have my efficient white dove get it to you pronto..
s.p.v. (fl.) xx x..

[kwills]

Thanks Violet,now I can't stop singing 'Ding Dong the witch is dead!'!!

[Violet]

.. oh, no.. you'll have to continue with that bit for your cover, I'm afraid..

.. anyway, just keep a wary eye on things, and I'm sure you'll come up with something..

.. and if you don't.. MI6 has plenty of little bond-baby candidates chomping at their teething rings to get in.. I'm only telling you this so that you realize how tenuous things are.. I mean, I can't cover for you indefinitely, kwills.. so.. please.. just do the best you can..

[Karren B]

Hi cate,

Sorry if i have been neglecting my Lady in waiting duties, but i did bring your drinks up first...Had a lot of polishing to do!

cate wrote
Thank you for the drinks lady K. I especially liked that strawberry swirl one that you gave me - that was something new, I think the King might like that drink as well.

Which version of a strawberry swirl are we referring, theres a couple and I know which one I’d prefer…

Sir F
I can imagine you shuffling around singing 'ding dong the witch is dead'. Or swinging in the trees singing it...

SPV(f)

Sounds like you had a great 4th july. Hope you didn't get a hang over!

Lady Kissy K
XX

[Violet]

.. actually.. you can add to the hangover part.. shell fish poisoning.. (let's not go there).. and an attack of hay fever..

.. I'm so glad to be back in polluted old Gotham.. (!).. (your Lordship.. please let's get those tickets.. oh, and we'll avoid clams)..

s.p.v. (fl.).. xx x

[Karren B]

Dear SPV(f)

Ok maybe your 4th of July wasn't that good after all...

Fireworks were ok...yes? No out of control catherine wheels or anything..

Shellfish poisoning not good! and hayfever too...

Sounds like you need a good drink!!!!

Kissy K
xx

[Violet]

.. oh, the fireworks??.. I did experience a few moments where I thought that maybe.. well.. maybe the guy shooting them off might have been aiming at us.. (that's how close they got at times).. but his having failed at that, they were superb (!).. xx x

[Cate]

Violet - That sounds like a terrible 4th of July - I hope you're feeling better now and can make up for it this weekend.

cate wrote
Thank you for the drinks lady K. I especially liked that strawberry swirl one that you gave me - that was something new, I think the King might like that drink as well.

Which version of a strawberry swirl are we referring,

I have no idea ... it just sounded good to me at the time -it's been really hot here I think I was having ice cream fantasies - or perhaps a cold cheesecake one

theres a couple and I know which one I’d prefer…

you know this is one of those awkward things ...sure you might have a preference for one of the two but you really should try to hide that or somebody could end up with hurt feelings ..
ohhh or wait ... do you mean like a double date! are we going on a double date and you already have a preference for one of them?
sorry silly me - it's been a long time since I've had a date! by all means take your choice - I'd be fine with either (I'm trusting your taste of course).

x
c

[Cate]

Hi HOHI HOOOO yuck,spit! spit! just swallowed a fly!

Sir F,
first you're supposed to ... well .. you don't just
....... ohhh gesh

Sweet Princess V or M - Purple Person ....I think you need to show your secret agent how to operate a zipper - what if the enemy traps her/him in a winter coat, how will s/he escape?

edit in - ohhh wait again - I'm the enemy. I forgot - I'm a tired queen as I worked late ]

Hey Sir Fallsofhishorsealot, there's a sale on down in the village. How'd you like to go shopping?
I'll buy you something pretty.

[Violet]

Sweet Princess V or M - Purple Person ....I think you need to show your secret agent how to operate a zipper - what if the enemy traps her/him in a winter coat, how will s/he escape?

.. yes, this is one of the risks we take in hiring babies.. I was against the practice, and told my bosses at MI6 just that, but with all the downsizing (especially).. what's to be done??.. (let's just hope the enemy's into velcro.. we at least stand a reasonable chance that way)..

[Violet]

.. Sir Falloffhishorsealott.. where art thou, my fair knight??

.. [psssst.. kwi-- uh, Bond Kwills Is Bond.. (did you ever notice your names are rather cumbersome?).. anyway.. I've got some more background data for you..

.. Now, this shows exactly what I'd been telling you about, only I thought Henning was being paranoid, and so now I have to say, I give the guy a lot of credit.. I mean, as you'll see, these little munchkins pack a lot of bang in those teeny-tiny toy guns a' theirs.. (who knew??).. oh, and you're in a clip too.. getting attacked by those vicious apple throwing trees I warned you about..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=munbt8qpCiQ
FULL SCREEN..

.. Oh, Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, I'd already cast a long time ago with Imaginary Friend.. (who's been very imaginary in these parts lately, as it happens).. as is usual (for her, I mean), we see she's somewhat flawed in the manner of "human frailty".. and yet.. she only wanted me to learn the hard way, as it were.. I mean, was that so wrong of her??.. (oh, and don't let that pretty pink sparkling gown fool you.. she's wearing tight black-leather panties and packs a serious whip and flyswatter under there too.. so.. bear that in mind, baby kwills)..

.. as to the Wicked Witch of Westhampton.. (our own evilish queen's evilish cousin).. she's getting her comeuppance no matter "witch" way this thing ends.. so.. hey.. I just realized how your projectile vomit is the same color as this wicked witch's hideous complexion.. I wonder what that's all about??.. actually, she's the one who probably put you up to that bit of grotesqueness, now that I think about it.. it must have been an evilish spell or something.. geez, kwills.. these wicked witches and evilish queens mean business.. please keep that in mind]..

.. Okay, well, Sir Falloffhishorsealott.. I don't recommend you go shopping with this evilish queenie here.. not a good choice.. you need to be looking for hanging munchkins, in any case -- I mean, you need to be overseeing the grounds 'n such, as you're part of the security end of things around here.. [oh, notice how the Lionly King G. is so very frightened in the woods (!!).. isn't that cute??.. don't tell him I said so, though, he'll be embarrassed]..

.. anyway, you know where to find me.. oh, I'm up to the chapter where Georges and I are Bonnie and Clyde.. actually, Georges has abandoned me too, and I live alone with little Georges in this dump in upstate New York.. hmm.. I wonder where that location came from..

Sweet Princess Violet "M" (flower)..

[Violet]

My dearest Lordship,

This is just a brief, banana-colored message for you (which my
trusty white dove has promised to efficiently deliver).. well, I guess
I just wanted you to know (yet again) that I'm thinking about you,
about our little get away, especially.. It is still so very very hot
here.. you brits -- oh, that's right I'm in England.. anyway,
Kissingham is right hot right now, and so it seems a waste not to
just take off to some splendid little island retreat.. so if you could
just untangle yourself, as it were.. find that ladder, for one
thing.. I think we could make our escape..

.. oh, wait.. what on earth are you doing??..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g458w2X9uHc
FULL SCREEN..

.. (must be that evilish queen again).. where is that, anyway --
Kansas??.. Darling, no, I'm back.. at Kissingham, land of the
hanging mcmunchie thingies.. actually, I thought we settled on
Heathrow??..

..Oh, dear.. no wonder this getaway keeps getting delayed..

.. alright, well, just sit tight.. I'll give my birdie your exact location..
did you meet anyone who answers to the name of Auntie Em,
by any chance??.. (that could be a clue).. oh, and why do you
get to be there in color, by the way?.. (oh, I guess that was my
issue, as it happens).. (never mind).. anyway, I'll figure this all out..
too bad about your suit though.. it's my absolute favorite on you..

please be careful, my dearest..
v i o l e t (stem).. xx x