Re: JLS - forgive me one and all, I don't even have the T-shirt!

Margaret: The pearls are nice when strug on a single strand of thin chain. Pearls of wisdom? Hah! If I were so vain as to think my little freshwater pearls were those of wisdom, I would keep them all for myself! If I didn't, do you know what would happen? I would offer them in good will to others. They would think I'm conceited because they'd feel I thought my pearls better than theirs. Insults would be fired out. I would be (try as I might not to be) angered or hurt. Fighting would ensue. Then the whole point of the exchange would be lost.
Re: The vinyl LP's - find a min-record player thingy, enjoy the records through the mono-speakers one last time, then tape the damn things! Then you can have your cake and eat it too!
It's 5:45 AM on Chrismas Eve morning here - I tuned in to read Pete's latest installment (hopefully now on board) - then off to the stores with everybody else within a hundred mile radius (I do this every year). Last stop liquor store - come home, fall into my chair and me and the ol' man can 'ave a toast. Then put this whole thing behind us until next year!
I'm really hoping I find William Shatner's (you know, the first Captain Kirk) new CD under my Christmas tree! The man is an utter genius!!!