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Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:46 pm
by Byron
A quote from Elizabeth...

"Because our bodies have muscular memory, when the bones [body] are repositioned to a different [appropriate] position, the muscles react with a "that's not where those bones or WE belong... and the muscles gradually move the bones back into the status quo [albeit wrong] position. On the second visit, the muscles are 'reminded' that they need to be holding the bones in 'this' [new!] position... still, the muscles are slow to learn.
Then, on the third visit, the muscles begin to realize that 'maybe' there's a new thing going on here that MIGHT be okay... so they take longer in returning to the bones back to their original [albeit wrong] position.

After two to three weeks of this process, the muscles are adapting to the new position and the strong message that they need to focus elsewhere [on maintaining the NEW ~ and correct ~ position]."


That's all very well lizzie dear, but bones or no bones .........................................................what the hell is going on, when as I get older and older, me bloody bladder muscles refuse to conform to any sort of 'appropriate memories' ???? It's hell down there girl !!!





Matron !!! ..................it's happened again.......god, this is so embarrassing...... :oops:

Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:34 pm
by lizzytysh
Oooooooooo... now you've asked a question I have no answer for. Afraid the muscles are a different type? Not skeletal-related? Uhmmmmmmm... there are measures that can be taken, but not sure what they are. Have you spent a good deal of time Googling that issue? Could be worth some time, eh?


~ Lizzy :)

Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:50 pm
by Byron
A very tight piece of string/sellotape/elastic band etc., helps. But the 'discomfort' makes one's eyes water. "Never travel without a spare set of diapers," is what I say. :shock:

Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:52 pm
by Byron
lizzytysh wrote:Oooooooooo... Uhmmmmmmm... there are measures that can be taken, ~ Lizzy :)

Cheeky ;-)

Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:04 am
by seadove
Well, at least these TSA screenings are working.....


Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:11 am
by crowded & cold
seadove wrote:Well, at least these TSA screenings are working.....


Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
:shock:

Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:34 am
by remote1
Good one Seadove! :lol:

Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:32 am
by lizzytysh
Oh, I needed this hearty laugh, seadove.
Are you responsible for this brilliant list?
I want to be sure to give proper credit when I share it elsewhere.


~ Lizzy

Re: Way off topic question - full body scanner at LV airport

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:29 am
by seadove
lizzytysh wrote:Oh, I needed this hearty laugh, seadove.
Are you responsible for this brilliant list?
I want to be sure to give proper credit when I share it elsewhere.


~ Lizzy
This is not my list. It's not the Mosad's neither. ;-)

I get about 10 mails a day from about 20 friends who live in the UK, the USA, Turkey, and Israel. I simply forward the good ones and delete the rest.