Daddy's Little Princess.

[Gerry]

My Dear Lady Kissy K
What sort of an instrument is that you possess and what exactly is it for...or shouldn't i ask that question??
Do you need to polish that as well??


King G

[Karren B]

Don't worry King G just a little something from my private collection.

I'm sure it could do with a good polish.

And I could always show you how it works later in your chamber (if you're up for it that is?)

Lady Kissy K
xx

[Cate]

Dear King G ... You probably don't want to know and I suspect that it's not as much fun as it looks.

[Karren B]

Now Queen cate why did you have to spoil the surprise!!!!

Maybe if i filed the sharp bits off...

Go and find someone to use yours on...

Lady Kissy K
xx

Can i get you a drink or something, I don't think you've had one of your Screaming Orgasms for a while. I've had quite a few lately...getting quite a taste for them!

[Cate]

Ohhh I'm sorry Kissy K - I just wasn't sure if he new what he was asking for

mine I'll keep behind glass - just in case of an emergency or if I get really ticked.

By all means you bring me an orgasm - with one of those cute umbrellas in it if we have them ... thank you!

ahhhh ... it's nice to be out of that tower.

.. by the way, guys.. did I mention how quiet things are, here in Kansas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWkf5L6ooEM
FULL SCREEN..

I was going to say it's getting awfully dusty and dark that you should probably be getting under your bed but then I see later that your house has started to fly around ... have you been into chefs brownies by any chance? He saves those for special occasions and your not supposed to sneak them.

(side note to V. came back to say that what was written in campaign was quite beautiful as are many of the letters that you write - I think that any man would be more then lucky to have such a beautiful and imaginative woman write to and about him in such a way (even as part of a story plot) xx )

[Karren B]

Hello…Anyone there…I’ve brought your drink up Queen cate…You did ask for a Screaming Orgasm or was that a Slow Comfortable Screw… I can do both!!!

Or would you like me to get the King? …Oh shit forgot the umbrella …That was the Kings fault he was distracting me with that sword of his again… He is going to be trouble methinks…

Well you know what they say…If it has Tyres or Testicles it will give you trouble eventually….

Just going to get the pretty umbrellas for your drink Qc…

Lady in waiting Kissy K
xx

The only limits in this life is your own imagination…

[Violet]

(side note to V. came back to say that what was written in campaign was quite beautiful as are many of the letters that you write - I think that any man would be more then lucky to have such a beautiful and imaginative woman write to and about him in such a way (even as part of a story plot) xx )

.. thank you, Cate.. I appreciate that.. I went back to work on it a bit more, actually.. I've had that champaignie kiss in mind for a long long time now.. [xxx x]

If it has Tires or Testicles it will give you trouble eventually….

.. kissy k.. I like the saying.. not sure I've ever heard it before.. anyway, I feel it to be bronze worthy, even if it's been around, as it were.. I don't know if you brits spell it "tyres" or not.. but we Americans spell it this way.. so.. went with what's familiar (for bronzing)..

King G.. just a curtsey for now.. I just returned (again) to Kissingham.. need to find Sir Falloffhishorsealot..

sweet princess v i o l e t (flower).. xx x

.. I'm passing through here, and.. yes.. one minor tweak..

[Karren B]

Dear SPV(f)

Glad to have you back at Kissingham Castle…

Thank you for the bronzing…yes we do spell tyres like that…but we have weird spellings for most things!

If you’re looking for Sir F I think he will probably need something for a hangover as I suspect he’s been at the bottle again…He was last seen somewhere on the road out of Cumalot…and I really mean on the road, (think Buckalot tossed him off again).

Cate is right you do have a good imagination, something I think most adults lose as they become to concerned with reality…I never have that problem…refusing to grow up.

Lady Kissy K
xx

[Cate]

I never have that problem…refusing to grow up.

never grow up, trust me I've tried it out on a couple of occasions and it's completely overate.

Has anybody seen Sir F. he seems to have run away from me - literally jumped up and ran!

I was just joking --- honest --- unless you're into that... since you didn't actually respond before running, I'll take it as a maybe?..... oh pooh


btw the pictures from earlier were from Tuesday night when my real life family and I went to medieval times - they had a dungeon museum there filled with medieval torture devices, some of them were pretty gruesome, it was of course my kids favourite part of the night.

[Karren B]

Cate

I can assure you cate i have no intention of growing up, I too have tried it and it is very overated... and you lose your sense of humour!

cate wrote
btw the pictures from earlier were from Tuesday night when my real life family and I went to medieval times - they had a dungeon museum there filled with medieval torture devices, some of them were pretty gruesome, it was of course my kids favourite part of the night.

Mine was from my own collection!!!!!
As you say an implement of medieval torture or a serious piece of S&M gear!!!!

Kissy K
xx

[Violet]

.. thank you for your kind words you two, but this thread (and others) is only fun because of the.. um.. synergy, I guess the word is, that happens.. I love to see all the differing sensibilities come together in differing ways.. Remember, Cate, when Imaginary Friend talked about your "good instincts??".. and maybe that's the way to describe it, but you come up with stuff I never saw coming and it's cracked me up over and over.. (to me you're a kind of marvel) -- and kwills has been re-knighted, as it were, in this thread as just the funniest antic clown -- and who knew??.. I mean, yes, her sense of humor was always there, but it's somehow emerged here in full fashion.. and King G. I love (especially when he gets firm with us).. and Lady K.., with your narrative poems, and who could write them as well as you?.. and your.. oh, I wish I had the right word right now for your humor.. uh, humour.. but my mind is something of a cloud at the moment.. I'm feeling a bit under the weather already, and this July 4th weekend is only half over.. (yes, we're celebrating whupping you brits but good, so get over it already).. Actually, on my post medievalish (tudorish) research, I just watched Helena Bonham Carter in Lady Jane.. I'm rather amazed at this young queen's nine day reign.. I feel the movie has left out a lot, though, and now I'm left with a lot of questions about this person.. it really is quite fascinating, though, the family tree of Britain's monarchs.. I've been looking at the lineage this morning.. as I drink my green tea.. hoping my body and mind will feel ready for more food and liquid abuse later on..

.. okay.. all..

.. oh.. I hope Sir Falloffhisorsealot just has a hangover, and is not hanging from a tree somewhere..

... Sir Falloff???.. where art thou???.. you poor little neglected knight, you..

s.p.v. (fl.).. xx x

late night little note.. just thought I'd mention, I saw the very best fireworks ever tonight.. over a nearby lake.. they were so close to us it was almost frightening, but in a good way.. (if that's possible).. (what am I talking about? I'm talking to a bunch who finds instruments of torture an amusing pass time).. oh, and the really explosive ones were so loud you could hear the reverberations echoing between the mountains up here for a sustained period.. probably like the Blitz if it were in upstate New York.. (I always said I was an anglophile.. although that doesn't bode too well for this holiday, I guess).. (oh, king g. don't listen to that last part.. I'm also a dedicated Celt).. (yes, I know.. but it's complicated)..

[kwills]

Oooh me 'ead aches,my body is hurting all over, I feel as if I've been put on a rack!

Good God! how long have I been sleeping? I've grown so long I can even touch my feet without bending!What was in that bottle of milk? what has The Evil Dastardly Queen Cackling Cate done to me?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NC3VIMhSY


psst thank you V, and I agree with Cate and Karren B too,I think we bounce off each other quite well,umm that didn't sound so good did it!)

[Karren B]

Sir Falloff…violet is looking for y…what on earth…Sir F…you’re not a munchkin anymore…Oooh Sir F…you’re rather dashing…you may need a new suit of armour though…there’s sort of a gap where the bottom half doesn’t reach the top half…it looks very draughty…

You didn’t happen to sleep on that bed Queen cate gave you did you? …Oh and if I were you I would stop drinking that milk she gives you…

Loved the clip…

I do think we ‘bounce off each other' very well…or am I remembering the night violet had that threesome with LC and His Lordship, that queen cate, yourself and I somehow got involved in…I slept through all that! … Didn’t you fall out of bed? …

Well looks like I have a night off… No swords to polish…No eligible bachelors around… Batteries not been invented yet… Hey ho Such is life!!!!

Lady Kissy K
xx

[kwills]

Whaa! phew I'm back to my normal size. I had the strangest dream then,that I was involved in a sixsome!!!!of course,even with me being so small,there was not enough room on the bed and I kept falling of so there was no *uckalot for me!

Anyway yea olde residents of Cumalot I am back to my normal, dashing, brave self,as you can see from my photograph, and I must be on my way to warn Princess V, sweet flower that she is,(hope no one pricks her when I'm not looking...picks I meant picks!)that she must beware of Queen Cate I have found some very weird and evilish things in her bedroom! The Lady in Waiting must also be wary, the Queen is getting a wee bit suspicious I thinks of the goings on betwix her and the Randy olde devil, King G,Henry ,Dick or whatever his name is!

Onwards Buckalot my faithful reli.........thud,ouch!

[Cate]

ohhh very nice portrait sir F!

Do you mean the items in the chest your were hiding in - you know if you didn't hiccup so much I never would have found you ... ahhh those items are umm just things that I got at an action - I didn't even know what was in the box.

Thank you for the drinks lady K. I especially liked that strawberry swirl one that you gave me - that was something new, I think the King might like that drink as well.

Happy 4th of July Princess V!!!! I hope you had some fireworks and enjoy your celebrations in colour!!!!

x
cate