Daddy's Little Princess.

[kwills]

Princess V, sweet flower, what were you doing to King G? were you trying to get him to sit more erect whilst painting him?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yhjILbVQ8A

[Violet]

.. Sir Falloffhishorsealot.. that's not me, that's my evilish cousin.. and she can't paint, either, I'll have you know.. and even if I had cleavage as, well, pronounced as that, I do think I'd be a bit more modest about it.. well, usually, that is (depending on the film, I guess)..

.. but you see.. I have other, more serious problems.. though I thought you already knew this.. (silly kwills).. Oh, and his Lordship hates canned laughter, as do I.. so try to keep these silly sit coms to, well, nil, if you can.. or I'll have Lady Kissy K. take out her can opener..

.. but yes I see how my evilish cousin, Princess Buttalott, has caused the king to lose is marbles.. (hmm.. maybe I can get her to be our chambermaid.. she seems not to care about rank, at any rate)..

.. [But now on to more serious matters, baby bond.. now, it seems the evilish queen and her, uh, son, Alex, whom I'm only just finding out about, actually, are poisoning me.. yes, that's right: they're POISONING me.. it seems they found out I'm a spy.. and so you understand now how important it is that his Lordship finally come and rescue me, as he does here.. he's a spy as well, only I'm only just finding that out too.. I mean, I know he's many things, but I never knew he was a spy..

.. anyway, I shall try to keep your identity under wraps.. as long as his Lordship succeeds in getting me out of Kissingham alive, I think you'll be safe..

.. oh, but he finally told me that.. oh, I just can't even say it, for fear it's not really real.. but I think I can handle just about anything now.. and I'd have to say, recovery is truly over for me.. I mean, I'm back in.. a thousand kisses deep]..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6w-mPky7WE
FULL SCREEN..

[kwills]

The Evil Dastardly Cackling Cate of the very short name is poisoning YOU?and her evil son Alex who we didn't know about? Hells spells Vi!
I mean boss,M Princess V sweet flower.
What if I, Sir Falloffhishorsealot can save you,my sweet flower,perhaps.......................no I guess not.I'd better try and get word to his Lordship then where is that blasted pigeon when you need him?

[Cate]

Ahhh Curses to you Sir F. and you keen supper sleuthing skills!!!!!!!

But you're too late - the apple has been eaten....


Alex - how could you have let this happen?! Your a very very naughty son ... how do ever expect to become king if you can not even poison a princess properly - go to your room and don't come out

(Alex of course is my secret love child of a traveling crown salesman. He was raised in the woods by a Germain woodcutter and his wife)

(sidenote - my real life sons middle name is Alexander)

xx
Evil Queen Cate of the toasty and warm feet on a chilly morning

[Karren B]

Sir Falloffhishorsealot.

I suppose that's one way of getting the King to sit erect. i'm sure he didn't have a moustache when i last saw him!

SPV(f)

Oooh Cary Grant...Nice...Not sure the phrase I love you and stand up quite go together though...isn't it usually I love you, lie down...in fact I find it's usually just lie down...

Queen cate (Evil One)

When did Alex appear...Did i miss something!(I usually do)...I think i've lost the plot (nothing new there then)...

cate wrote
(Alex of course is my secret love child of a traveling crown salesman. He was raised in the woods by a Germain woodcutter and his wife)

Wasn't that Tom Thumb?

I only nipped out to the village to get the King a couple of new sheaths for his sword ... don't want to have an accident...they can be dangerous if left unsheathed... and all this happens!

Lady Kissy K
xx

[kwills]

Ahhh Curses to you Sir F. and you keen supper sleuthing skills!!!!!!!

But you're too late - the apple has been eaten....


Alex - how could you have let this happen?! Your a very very naughty son ... how do ever expect to become king if you can not even poison a princess properly - go to your room and don't come out

(Alex of course is my secret love child of a traveling crown salesman. He was raised in the woods by a Germain woodcutter and his wife)

(sidenote - my real life sons middle name is Alexander)

xx
Evil Queen Cate of the toasty and warm feet on a chilly morning

I'm sorry about that little misprint,you see I meant to put a question mark but put an exclamation mark instead,which in turn made you ,Dear Cackling Evil Cate,think it was I,The Great Sir Falloffhishorse,that had super(not supper!)sleuthed that Princess Vi was being poisoned.In Fact, it was Princess V herself that had supper..err..super sleuthed that she was being poisoned!I should have twigged that really after being vomitted on so spectacularly!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ

[Karren B]

Sir F was that called for????? (bad kwills)

And who in their right mind would believe you were a super sleuth anyway?

Kissy K
xxx

[kwills]

My Dear Lady in Waiting,have I not rescued,nay SAVED the King from the evil clutches of The Wicked Dick of the East,who tried to convince everyone he lived in the WEST!(or was it the other way round?) anyway I solved THAT ONE didn't I?
Didn't I find the Top Secret papers on Henning that no one ,I repeat,no one was to know about,shit now you know about them!no matter that they were ruined by some flying turps from P.V'S tower,because that wasn't my fault it was The Dastardly Evil Cackling Queen Cate of the very short name's fault for moving that blasted ladder all of the time!
Why do you call me bad kwills? it was me she vomitted on!!!!!! BAD PRINCESS V!!!! but please don't tell her that.

[Karren B]

But you didn't have to tell us about it...Or show us...

Do you tell everyone when you projectile vomit your milk back....No!.. you run to violet to clean your little facey up don't you?

And if you remember I gave you the secret papers that the King and i found in the woods...And what did you do with them ...well you lost them three times and when yu eventually got them back you destroyed them with ...god knows what!

Kissy K
xx

[kwills]

Look, ever since I happened along Cumalot, I've been hurtalot! buckedalot!insultedalot! orderedaroundalot! how would you like it? NOTABLOODYLOT!
So excuse me if I show you gratuiously (is that how you spell that word?)how I was spewed on!

Was it really my fault that my horse Buckalot bucked me into the alligator infested moat,as if I wanted that to happen? Was it my fault that Princess V threw ,what I hope was turps, through the window? Give me a break here Lady!( I can't remember the third reason I lost the papers) ah the pigeon got lost!

[Violet]

.. alright kwills.. I suggest that was you doing the green projectile vomiting (as babies so often do).. (or did K. already point that out??).. (I'm tired, K., is all)..

.. now, kwills, what's going on with you these days??.. you've been stomping your feet and throwing litt -- make that BIG tantrums.. I thought I'd been being very caring of you.. now I'm wondering if my gentle manner of parenting has been all for naught.. maybe you need the KING to come and take you over his knee, as I think he once threatened.. or some such thing.. (no longer remember the details)..

.. anyway, you are most definitely losing control..

.. [meanwhile, I'll have to stall the big boys in the corner offices 'n such with -- hmm.. I think I'll just show them the vomit footage, that should shut them up for a while and buy us some time -- NOW GET YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN-- UH WOMA-- I'm not sure what we settled on -- SIR FALLOFFHISHORSEALOT!!!.. or, uh-- baby bond]..

.. anyway.. thanks to Glinda the Good Witch of Gooodham (the queen's GOOD cousin).. I have been cured of my poisoning (unlike you Sir Falloff) (apparently) (oh, and you could use some face cream or something)..

.. oh, also.. I now not only possess these handy dandy magic ruby-red slippers -- I've also finally figured out how to use them..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11BQQvVy8LI
FULL SCREEN..

.. actually, Lady Kissy K.. I'm thinking of visiting my Aunt Em in Kansas.. things are beginning to gross me out here in Kissingham, and I think I can more likely complete my memoirs in peace there, in one of those big, flat, quiet rectangular states.. you should come visit.. let's see, that would be Kissy Kissy Karren in Kansas..

okay, well.. 'til.. don't know when,
s.p.v. (fl.).. [oh, and.. just for lady kissy k.. xx x]

[Cate]

note - there are so many excellent clips and funny stories going on ... I'm glad that the kind was so bravely rescued and that princess V seems to have awoken again and that Lady K has not completely tired of her polishing duties quite different then her simple days of making daisy chains in the garden.

Princess Violet whatever you do don't click your heels - once you've had a little colour in your life it's very hard to go back to black and white.

Wasn't that Tom Thumb?

You’ve heard about Tom as well!? his daddy was a pixie … Mmmmm now there was a pocket fella who could really … well, that would be polite to discuss.
okay please don’t tell the King … he seems to be under the impression that I’m the Virgin Queen and I’d hate to ruin his good image of me.

[Cate]

Look, ever since I happened along Cumalot, I've been hurtalot! buckedalot!insultedalot! orderedaroundalot! how would you like it? NOTABLOODYLOT!
So excuse me if I show you gratuiously (is that how you spell that word?)how I was spewed on!

Was it really my fault that my horse Buckalot bucked me into the alligator infested moat,as if I wanted that to happen? Was it my fault that Princess V threw ,what I hope was turps, through the window? Give me a break here Lady!( I can't remember the third reason I lost the papers) ah the pigeon got lost!

My dear sir F … you poor knight! You are simply not appreciated here!!!
I can't believe that the king has not presented you with a fine reward! Here you are all bruised, tired and sore and they just don't seem to care. Come with me sweet thing. I’ve already sent the servants out to the garden to set up the a bath for you by the lavender … you know you’d think one of your talent would be a little more appreciated around here.

ohh your hand is almost as small as mine and very soft … Mmmm… heard stories about men like you … who keep their hands soft so that their mistresses thighs will always be warm for their touch – You know when I was down in the village the other night I heard some of the peasant girls giggling over you, which one of them you would prefer.

ahhh here we are at the garden looks like the maidens have already started filling it with hot water … poor girls since the stable boys all became distraught and wandered off in search of Princess Alisiony (I hope the priests are holding up all right there) they’ve been very lonely
let me help you out of you that armor … have you ever slay’n a dragon? You seem like – yep arms up sweetie – you seem like the type that would have, you’re certainly brave enough! … shall I help you with your boots.

Wench – bring this noble knight your finest mead – yes I do in fact have a bar in my garden, you're welcome to stop by whenever you like it’s mostly just the wenches and me though the king doesn’t bother, but we keep a nice single malt on hand just in case he and Lady K ever - go on drink up - drop by.

[Violet]

note - there are so many excellent clips and funny stories going on ... I'm glad that the kind was so bravely rescued and that princess V seems to have awoken again and that Lady K has not completely tired of her polishing duties quite different then her simple days of making daisy chains in the garden.

Princess Violet whatever you do don't click your heels - once you've had a little colour in your life it's very hard to go back to black and white.

Wasn't that Tom Thumb?

You’ve heard about Tom as well!? his daddy was a pixie … Mmmmm now there was a pocket fella who could really … well, that would be polite to discuss.
okay please don’t tell the King … he seems to be under the impression that I’m the Virgin Queen and I’d hate to ruin his good image of me.

.. oh, what a very lovely post, Queen Cate.. I was just tidying up confusing sentence structure (as usual) on my last post, and didn't realize anyone was even around.. oh, and I do know what you mean about the color thing.. but at this point, with no Lordship around, and with kwills only interested in turning me into some kind of puking, sludge throwing (which h/she originally had as, well, number 2 let's say, since I'm not going to stoop to such language).. anyway.. there's not much keeping me here anymore.. I don't like spills.. and I'm beginning not to like.. well.. something that rhymes with spills.. [oh, and by the way, kwillsies.. the queen is about to finish you off in that garden of covenly delights.. so please exercise some caution].. [I can't believe I still even care]..

.. so.. black and white-ville.. here I come..

.. [Violet clicks her little red slippers together]..

OHMUGOD!!!!!...

KANSAS!!!

[Violet]

Dear kwills,

Now that I'm in Kansas, I really have to depend on these-- well, actually, snow white doves (since everything here is either black or white).. so.. we'll see how they do with getting you my messages... by the way, this message is CLASSIFIED.. so try not to let the Evil Queen see it, etc. (you know the drill, I think).. Okay.. I don't know if this has anything to do with Henning, but over the rainbow (where you are, in Kissingham.. in the land of technicolor, in other words) there's something pretty suspicious going on.. Here's what I got.. (oh, and given your size, I worry you could be next.. so, again, baby bond: stay alert)..

.. so here goes..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajnEJtzhC-Y
FULL SCREEN..

.. oh, wait..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGUeFYvYOnc
FULL SCREEN..

.. oh, never mind..

Signing out for now,
Tired Princess Violet Flower [or M: baby bond's boss].. ('course the queen might still try to hang you from a tree or something, so again, please stay alert).. (and stop your whining or you really are going to blow your cover.. I mean, it's all rather tenuous as it is.. so please: GET A GRIP!!).. (geez.. what did you THINK the bond business was going to be??.. a hugely ridiculous l.c. forum thread??.. dream on, this is WORK.. and I mean ****** HARD WORK, so wake up!!.. or I won't be able to vouch for you anymore at Langley) (or comparable place in brit land)..

.. alright, I'm going to go watch my uncle (or possibly my father, can't remember) feed the hogs..