Daddy's Little Princess.

[Karren B]

Dear Violet

All I can say is jarkko's taste in music seems to have changed!

Maybe LC could do a cover of that fine tune (or not).

Kissy K
XX

[Violet]

.. one never knows, kissy lady k.. if you've heard Leonard's recent "The Darkness".. there's some possibility there that he might be interested.. (!!)..

.. [Okay.. the plot seems to be getting so layered and complicated that even this here narrator is getting confused..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7onvH_JWMw
FULL SCREEN..

.. though it does seem some version of his Lordship has finally arrived to awake Princess Violet from her endless-seeming slumbers]..

.. who's that evilish blonde? I'm wondering..

[Karren B]

Glad to see you're finally getting some action violet!...

I was also wondering who the evil blonde was????

Kissy K
xxxx

[Violet]

continuing....

Gosh Buckalot this Yea Olde Woods is very creepy indeed it's a good job I'm a brave,courageous knight of the realm,with my trusty ,faithful ho....aaagh,thud!.... BUCKALOT COME BACK HERE NOW ! gulp! whimper.
I am a brave knight,I am a brave knight ,Iam a brave knight am! am! am! Hello who's this sleeping on the floor with blood running down his face?
I'll just check his I.D card... Dick Lurking Highwayman.Hmmm..Buckalot must have knocked him on the head when he bucked,why would he have his sword unsheathed I wonder?

"mmmm! mmmmm!"

"EEK! who's that? where are you?"

"mmedddteeee!!!!!"

"Behind the tree?"

"ussssss"

Golly Gosh Gosh it's the King tied behind the tree!

"what happened to you sire?"

"mmmmmmmmm"


"What? I can't understand you with that gag in your mouth"



"mm!!!mmmmHHm!!!!!!"


It's no good sire I can't understand you,but wait, here comes Buckalot let me help you on him and we'll be on our way home I'm sure Buckalot won't buck you sire,oops,famous last words,never mind your nose looks better broken really it does,more distinguished,rugged even,allright I'll shut up.

.. kwills!!.. I mean, Sir Falloffhishorsealot.. watch out!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESI19h4wDo
FULL SCREEN..

It seems the Evil Queen (who's looking more and more like her evilish cousin, for some reason: The Wicked Witch of Westhampton).. has just sent some very nasty[ish] winged monkeys out to grab you and the king and abscond with you to parts unknown.. gosh, your armor has you looking more like some sort of an oil can for some reason.. oh, and the king looks to be more of a lion (which must mean he's actually named Richard, I would think).. and.. well, I look rather a peasanty-looking thing.. my clothes are not very princess-like me no thinks.. but at least I have those lovely-sparkly ruby-red slippers..

.. [to be continued???]..

[Violet]

.. Violet awakes, as if from out of a dream within a dream within a dream.. She's still in her little round room up top the tower.. no Lordship in sight.. no evilish blonde woman or monkeys or decimated scarecrow (who was that supposed to be, by the way?).. no new dark and neo-punkish Leonard Cohen tunes..

.. instead she was all by herself.. feeling so tired, somehow.. as if she had indeed been sleeping forever..

... I guess I'm depressed.. [Violet says to herself, as she sits up a minute, checking to see if she's still dizzy].. Slowly, she gets out of bed, putting on a [very nice regal-looking] princess robe.. and going to her writing table.. where she sits down to commence, yet again, writing her memoirs..

.. she looks sad.. pensive.. as she remembers now another of her "Georges" memories, that time they re-enacted the Valley of the Dolls.. that was just an awful threadtime [Violet was thinking], remembering now how Georges had succumbed to this terrible illness.. and Violet too had come down with something.. that's when she took those pills.. Oh, and then that Manson monster showed up -- or at least his minions did!!!! -- no, wait.. that was REAL.. (!!!!!!!).. oh, god.. but all of this feels so real.. or unreal.. (depending on the day, I guess)..

.. I wish his Lordhship would come back.. [Violet was thinking].. he'd know what to do.. he'd know how to amuse me, at least.. not keep me locked up like this.. waiting for something to happen..

.. [poor Violet flower.. as she retreats yet again into threadtimes past]..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpQqrgJWblI
FULL SCREEN..




edit.. I've been poking around here.. contemplating the difference between [ ]'s and ( )'s.. I have my own methods, I suggest.. but then I get confused..

[Karren B]

Dear Violet

Do you know violet I think it's one of those days!
Wishing, Thinking , Hoping...(you never know)

By the way do you have ANY idea where this kwills storyline is going.?

That poor King G has been through so much!!!!

Kissy K
xxxx

[Violet]

.. let's see.. kwills.. now either he rescued me as I was about to fall out the tower window, as I'd collapsed while waiting for his Lordship to come and save me.. OR.. those evilish flying monkey thingies absconded with him, the king, me, oh and my dog Toto, too.. (I think the Wicked Witch of Westhampton wants my ruby slippers, actually.. but they sort of "flare up" whenever an evilish person tries to touch them.. so.. not too sure what she'll do about that)..

.. OR.. Sir Falloff's just all banged up in the forest, having been brutalized by that Lurking Dick Highwayman dude, I think (though a dick lurking is not anything that's ever occurred to me before, now that I think about it).. or was that just the king who was all beaten up?.. or both of them, maybe..

.. anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm still up in my tower writing my memoirs and just waiting for his Lordship to return.. not too sure about the rest.. Oh, but I did have at least one very lovely dream, so I'm not complaining.. oh yeah, there was also that menage a trois I had with his Lordhship and Leonard.. that seemed quite real too.. so.. all in all I'm doing fairly well, considering I don't get out much..

.. actually, before I forget, I wanted to put this in my memoirs.. it's a poem I [really] wrote and have memorized from the time I was in sixth grade.. I also had done illustrations for it, and it was kept in the school library for a time, so it was something of a hit, you could say.. I remember my teacher reading this in front of the whole class.. it really made her laugh (!).. anyway, it might explain a few things.. (possibly)..

.. oh.. I'm not sure I have a title for it, though..

.. okay, here goes:

There once lived a princess in a castle near a hill,
She is now so old that she lives there still.

She lived with her father, the king of all men,
He wished her to marry the handsome Prince Glen.

Prince Glen was a man whom all feared and did hate,
And the princess didn't mind if the wedding were late,

For she knew that this prince was evil and mean,
And besides, this young princess was only sixteen.

The night before the wedding, she flew off in the dark,
And she met her true lover, Prince Billy O'Clark.

They ran off to be married at the crack of dawn,
And when Prince Glen found them, two swords were then drawn.

The princess watched to see who would survive,
At the end of the battle, not one was alive.

When she got home, this is what she had said,
One day they love you, the next day, they're dead.

[The End]

.. signing out for now, Lady K.,
Sweet Princess Violet (flower).. xx x

[kwills]

Heh,heh enjoyed that, 'Prince Billy O'Clark ' what a real princely name!

[kwills]

Won't be long now sire and we'll soon be out of these Yea Olde Creepy Woods and Buckalot seems to have accepted you now,by the way sire is your name Richard Or Henry? I get quite easily confused these days.I must say there are a lot of Dicks in Cumalot.There's a blow up doll Dick who is like a giant Peeping Tom,Dick Lurking and if your name is Richard well there you go Dick Lionheart and guess what my first name is?............Ha! got you there it's not Dick at all! We could have a game you know, Spot The Dicks,and if you you do spot one we'll give you a pudding called Spotted Dick of course!

Wait! Shhh! what's that noise? Sire look out there are flying creepy monkeys coming to get us! Help! HEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear me,It must be Dick Lurking's evil wicked sister's doing The Wicked Dick of the West! Don't worry sire I'll do everything I can to protect you (wish you'd take that stupid gag off it's hard work doing all the talking!) especially if anything bad happens to you Princess Kissy k from Kissingham,will have me to practise her new invention the tin opener on!GULP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

[kwills]

I was right Sire it is The Wicked Dick of the West the cruel sister of Dick Lurking The Highwayman!Who else would live in a creepy castle in Yea Olde Creepy Woods of the East surrounded by living gargoyles and flying monkeys? Dick Attenborough? really? I would have thought David Attenborough myself,oh I see it's the name Dick again.

"HA! CACKLE!....... you snivelling rusty knight and Dick Lionheart ,call yourself a King bound and gagged like a trussed chicken hey? What I want to know is who killed my brother Dick Lurking and stole his ruby slippers? Was it you snivelling Tin Can? or was it you with the bleeding nose who calls himself King.By the way, what is your real name,King G,King Henry or King Richard? people keep changing their names and it gets confusing damn it!
If you don't tell me by the time this egg timer runs out I will feed you to the gargoyles bit by tiny bit! Cackle cackle and evil cackle again!"

Gosh and golly gosh sire it seems if we don't think of a plan and quickly then we're, well, we're done for!

[Karren B]

Dearest Sir F

Is it my imagination or do you seem to have a dick fixation at the moment? (Thought that was my department).

Of course we have a lot of Dicks in Cumalot that’s why it’s called Cumalot, silly Sir F…

And maybe you could possibly take off King G’s gag, I’m sure you will be able to manage that even with your ickle tiny fingers.

And you are right about keeping said King safe or Lady Kissy K (stop calling me princess) will verily take great pleasure in showing little Sir F how said tin opener works!

[Kissy K happened to take another look at the thread kwills had posted and noticed that silly Sir F has got them captured by the Wicked Dick of The West]

Oh dear Sir F! I suggest you start thinking of how you will get out of this one. Poor King G is bound and gagged again. And there’s the threat of being fed to the gargoyles. And Lady K is getting her very spiky tin opener out as we speak!

I’m sure you will think of something though…I suspect Sir F is O so cleverer than Lady Kissy K thinks…

Oh and why would the Wicked Dick of The West live in the Creepy Woods of the East? (never mind).

Now Remember Sir F bring King G back safely to Cumalot… GOT IT! …

Lady Kissy K
xx

Hope you appreciate it Sir F, it took me ages to put the Sir F's in...

[kwills]

Hmm....I thought a little flattery by calling you princess would please you, obviously not ,still a knight can but try can he not?

Umm....quick thinking called for here..The Wicked Dick of the West does live in the east it's to confuse the many Dick hunters around here!

Errr....just how spiky is spiky?

P.S the name is Sir Falloffhishorsealot not too much of a mouthful for you is it?

[Karren B]

Not met a Sir yet that I couldn't get my tongue around... But then yours is rather a long one, I ask you who on earth has a name that long?

If you insist on calling me princess that means I will have to call the King daddy. (do we really want to go there? I think not!)

Oh and VERY SPIKY... Get the point?

Kissy K
xx

O Sir F, I underestimated you!!!!!

[Karren B]

Dearest violet

Just found something you might like to try if you get really bored up in that tower of yours.(that's if you have enough room)

These guys obviously had too much time on their hands as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=qybUFnY7Y8w


Lady Kissy K
xx

[Violet]

.. wow, Lady Kissy K.. that was a fairly elaborate Rube Goldberg thing-a-majig-a-ma-bob..

.. actually, there was an artist team that did set-ups like this that I really liked.. not quite as elaborate.. of course, here, there maybe was some movie "magic" at work.. although, upon first viewing, it seems to be mostly "in camera," which is impressive.. (I happen to be an "in camera" girl, myself)..

.. my main criticism would be that the visuals might be upstaging the song itself.. so.. hmm.. maybe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D97OxHZzBeQ
FULL SCREEN..

.. now, with this tune in mind (I mean, if we go back to the Rube Goldberg visuals), I'm afraid at the very end there would need to be rigged some manner of lethal firing squad.. sorry, but it would make the end have more meaning, I suggest.. (primary-colored paint is a little weak, I think)..

.. (hmm.. do you think that maybe I'm in a bad mood today?)..

Anyway, thanks, K., I'll see what I can rig up in my little circular tower room.. something with some, what??.. gee.. all I really have in here is vellum.. some quills.. oh, kwills -- kwills is a natural born Rube Goldberg phenomenon in his/her own right.. so I'll just have Sir Falloff come over and just act natural.. 'course.. given the precarious height of my tower room it's doubtful we'd survive it.. but it's a risk that might be.. well.. let's just say it's a risk..
s.p.v. (fl.) xx x


edit: just wandering around today.. tweaking things slightly..