Daddy's Little Princess.

[Gerry]

Aaah Lady Kissy, you should know that i will still need my sword to be polished as often as possible and your duties will not change. In fact, as i've been away in the woods hiding recently and sooo lonely, my sword does need to be repolished, as it has been coming up against all sorts of reptiles out here and i mean reptiles.... so ignore aforementioned queen and come hastily to my chambers

King G

[Karren B]

Oh King G...

I will be with you as soon as my little legs can get me to your chamber(might be a while had a few drinks).

Don't start without me...Oh you already have...

Kissy K
xxxx

[Cate]

Ok just lets get one thing straight, I don’t make coffee or tea in fact I have never made tea or coffee and am not going to start now.

hummm... I'm surprised that didn't work - I followed the acme instructions for the Jedi Mind trick exactly as the directions stated...

Dearest Princess V - thank you for posting the note, although I must have been a bit tipsy as I don't remember writing it.

[Cate]

She always had a wicked streak but i like that!!

you do?

No i must return and rule my kingdom with Queen Cate.

you will? ...oh oh

Perhaps I've been a bit rash
Excuse me a quick moment – psst little squirrel please take this note for me
"Dear double D (she lost her delightful) please call off operation ‘Steal King’s Sword, Cover Him With Honey and Hang Him by Ankles Close to Bees Nest.’

Sorry about that K.G. I just wanted to let somebody know the good news – hopefully she’s still home.
By the way … you want to make me a cup of tea

[Violet]

.. [Cate you crack me up so]..

.. [Violet, having returned to her room up the tower, is rather doleful seeming -- oh, wait a minute, what's this?.. her tears are falling all over her vellum pages as she writes this anguished, lovelorn letter]..

My Dearest Lordship,

I fear you shall never return.. and even if you do, I'm feeling that your elaborate ignoring of me, whilst it has touched me at times [note how I even use the Brit "whilst'" -- that's just for you, as we Americans just use "while").. anyway, the little you do give is probably not going to be enough to sustain me much longer.. I fear you maybe have never even really loved me.. or maybe just a bit.. now and then.. when you've let your guard down.. but it's not enough, I'm feeling now.. in fact, I don't seem to have much left inside of me, so to keep this fragile, broken little vessel afloat..

.. and even Prince Leonard is of no help.. he's far too busy right now, fighting the forces of bad management.. [well, didn't that last dude steal his retirement funds?].. and all the other evilish things out across this beleaguered little planet of ours.. and even though it's true he's immortalized much of the [illicit] goings on here at Kissingham Castle in so many of his songs and poetry.. and yet.. I know he is also far too involved with more worldly concerns for the likes of little [desperate] me.. as I sit here, all alone.. up in this big tall tower.. the kind of tower I used to dream of as a girl.. hmm.. some dream.. I think it must have been a metaphor of some kind, only it seems I took it way too literally (as it turns out)..

.. so.. anyway, my Lordship.. I don't know how much longer I can hang on.. the river below is beckoning.. and I see a lovely willow there.. and the sweetest wild flowers I should like to weave in my long dark curling lochs.. should I make this final descent.. unto those cold dark waters.. I don't know, maybe you do love me.. but you are so drawn to such heady and worldly matters that love seems but a far off dream of yours.. never to be realized, it seems..

.. [Violet decides to painstakingly copy her letter, and enclose it in her pages to Bill Shakespeare, hoping he'll use them in a play of his, so that at least, as something of a ghostwriter, maybe, she might some day be [invisibly] remembered]..

.. so.. my love to you, my darling Lordship,

Your Sweet Princess Violet (flower).. xx xx x

.. [Violet seals the letter with a faintly lavender-colored wax.. imprinting it with her lovely gold ring, with its deep purple jewels configured as little violet flowers -- oh, wait.. just then, a beautiful white dove appears on the stone ledge of the tower's only window.. he coos, a bit.. then seems ready to take Violet's tear-stained message to her beloved Lordship]..

[Cate]

{But P.V. what if something has happened?

What if, like Odysseus he’s being held captive by a seductresses on a remote island, or what if at this very moment he is battling a Cyclops or a wicked storm at sea trying to make his way back to the forum castle.

We know that one day his Lordship will return (you know you really shouldn’t call him that – he’s going to get a swollen head) what if he returns only to find that you have thrown yourself from the tower or floated away down the river … that you didn't be bother to wait for his return?

Did Penelope throw herself from a tower … no she did not.}

[Karren B]

Dearest sweet violet flower

Pull yourself together Pleeeease...

There is no man on this earth worth throwing yourself into the river for.(have you seen that river it's filthy).

And although it pains me to say Queen cate could be right, something could be holding him up(hopefully a noose)
I saw that seductress on said Island and even I would have stayed there...(didn't it take him about 7 years to get back, that poor woman had nearly finished that tapestry, and we all know what happens when said tapestry was finished!!)


And what would poor kwills do without you??? (one very traumatised kwills sucking everything in sight for comfort).

QC. Hope you and the King are very Happy together. He likes his sword polished daily and he loves a really good spank now and then. And like you he can do some great magicy things with that tongue of his...and he is a master s wordsman.


Lady Kissy K
xxxx

[Violet]

Dearest sweet violet flower

Pull yourself together Pleeeease...

There is no man on this earth worth throwing yourself into the river for.(have you seen that river it's filthy).

And although it pains me to say Queen cate could be right, something could be holding him up(hopefully a noose)
I saw that seductress on said Island and even I would have stayed there...(didn't it take him about 7 years to get back, that poor woman had nearly finished that tapestry, and we all know what happens when said tapestry was finished!!)


And what would poor kwills do without you??? (one very traumatised kwills sucking everything in sight for comfort).

QC. Hope you and the King are very Happy together. He likes his sword polished daily and he loves a really good spank now and then. And like you he can do some great magicy things with that tongue of his...and he is a master s wordsman.


Lady Kissy K
xxxx

.. Queen Cate, and Lady Kissy K.. I am trying to consider carefully all you are telling me, although it's hard, since I'm beyond reason, it seems.. I think no one but his Lordship could really talk me down off this ledge at this point..

.. anyway.. I don't know what he's doing in this Italian ship hand's disguise, but this Evilish Siren really seems to be pissing his Lordship off.. I hope he's alright, her teeth look kind of sharp..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPwiW8M4fx8
FULL SCREEN..

s.p.v. (fl.).. mending her linen hankies while standing way up high on the tower's only window ledge, while contemplating what her fate should be..

[Karren B]

Typical... Just like a man argue with the only woman on the island... Mind you she deserved that slap for just keeping on and on and on and on....

Ok Message to said Saintly, Sultry, Stubborn, Sadistic! Lordship... Give the girl a break and give her what she wants, like most girls once she's got it she will soon tire of it, and you can go back to Lording it somewhere else... O Great One.

Dear sweet violet,

His Lordship is not worthy of your affections if he can subject you to such emotional torture...If you ever get him up your tower i will be only to pleased to toss him off for you...

Lady K (always willing to help)
xxxx

[Violet]

.. [What's this??.. it seems poor Violet has expired out there on that ledge.. she's rather drooped looking, sunk down in the corner of the vast, stone window.. she looks about to slip out, in fact, to a cold and cruel oblivion.. WHEN -- why it's Sir Fallofhishorsealot!!!.. rushing in to save her.. how bravely and gallantly (especially given his itsy bitsy size) he enters, making it just in time to the window ledge, where he pulls poor Princess Violet Flower back into the tower, then carries her over to the bed, where he undresses her.. (not even peaking, even.. well, not really).. and getting her under the covers where she remains alseep.. something like Sleeping Beauty, awaiting her fair prince to come..

.. Sir Falloff observes her a moment, seeing she's breathing evenly and soundly.. he notices, too, that she has a sweet expression on her face, as though she were having just the most pleasant dream.. Maybe she's dreaming that her Lordship has finally returned to her -- this time, in the guise of her very own fair prince.. oh, and what's this?.. wow, he can actually sing too..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw8euKB7WUQ&NR=1
FULL SCREEN..


.. just passing through here today, tidying things up, as is my violetish proclivity..
much later edit: ibid.

[Karren B]

Dearest violet

Well you just managed to turn this whole farce into a proper fairy story...Loved It!

And dear little kwills coming to your rescue like that...beautiful...it brought a tear to my eye.

I will leave you to rest now and dream away to your hearts content...What is it she said 'Everything is possible tonight!'

Lady Kissy K.
xxxx

'Sweet Dreams Sweet Violet'

[kwills]

continuing....

Gosh Buckalot this Yea Olde Woods is very creepy indeed it's a good job I'm a brave,courageous knight of the realm,with my trusty ,faithful ho....aaagh,thud!.... BUCKALOT COME BACK HERE NOW ! gulp! whimper.
I am a brave knight,I am a brave knight ,Iam a brave knight am! am! am! Hello who's this sleeping on the floor with blood running down his face?
I'll just check his I.D card... Dick Lurking Highwayman.Hmmm..Buckalot must have knocked him on the head when he bucked,why would he have his sword unsheathed I wonder?

"mmmm! mmmmm!"

"EEK! who's that? where are you?"

"mmedddteeee!!!!!"

"Behind the tree?"

"ussssss"

Golly Gosh Gosh it's the King tied behind the tree!

"what happened to you sire?"

"mmmmmmmmm"


"What? I can't understand you with that gag in your mouth"



"mm!!!mmmmHHm!!!!!!"


It's no good sire I can't understand you,but wait, here comes Buckalot let me help you on him and we'll be on our way home I'm sure Buckalot won't buck you sire,oops,famous last words,never mind your nose looks better broken really it does,more distinguished,rugged even,allright I'll shut up.

[Violet]

.. [Violet woke up with just the worst head ache.. she tried to get up, but her little round tower room was spinning, so she had to lie down again..

.. as she lay there.. wondering what on earth she was doing with her life.. she thought, well, she might as well think of what her next chapter should be in her memoirs.. that's when she started to recall something of her earliest princess training.. Worth mentioning here, however, is that her mother was a bit absent minded, it seems.. and, given her sister's name was Rose, she very often called her own daughter, Rose.. so.. Violet became very accustomed to be called Rose, even though she preferred her own name, Violet, and thought her mother really should have been able to remember it.. but.. well..

.. anyway here's little Violet Rose.. preparing for life as a snow white princess..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr3Ringy2v0
FULL SCREEN..

.. chirp.. tweet tweet tweet]..


.. I just thought I'd add here that the "Rose" bit (as concerned my mother) is actually true (!!?).. (I was destined to become some manner of flower, it seems.. even if it only had to do with absent mindedness)..

[Karren B]

Dear Violet

Hope your headache gets better soon...Love the cute snow white!

By the way what are you drinking to have that effect??( where can i get some?).

kwiils...
What are you doing to King G? As if he hasn't had a bad enough time you break his nose. (Is his Sword still intact...You didn't break his sword did you kwills)

You didn't happen to pick up that highwayman did you?... What was it ...oh yeah...Dick...you didn't happend to bring that Dick back did you?

Yours hopefully
Kissy K.
xx

[Violet]

.. [while we await kwills' response to the imploring supplications of one Ms. Lady Kissy K.. it may actually be time for.. well a

..INTERMISSION.. (please turn down the volume of your computer, especially if you're using headphones)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrFlW7fwVks
FULL SCREEN..


.. gosh, look how young and cute Jarkko is!!.. (who knew?)..