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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:45 pm
by Perth
You are growing on me Daniel Harmisson.
I really do think that you are. I love this line and plan to steal it and use it on other boards.
he sometimes uses the word "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" when describing his smear tactics. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.
My nephew was on a teen chat board the other night, and they will probably love it too.
I digress......do carry on with your inane mutterings.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:25 am
by linda_lakeside
Perth,

Oh, come on! Everybody uses that word in their everday conversations. That's so last season!

Btw, Perth, sweeT, has a pigeon ever had the bad manners to poo on you? I can understand if you don't want to answer. These things can sometimes be very embarrassing. Especially when they happen all the time.

Don't ever tell me to shut up again! Or I'll, I'll .. I'll. .. I'll think of something.

Linda.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:46 am
by Perth
I won't hold my breath then.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:56 am
by linda_lakeside
Let's try a little experiment, then. You hold your breath, and I'll email you when I think of something, ok? Now, it might take a while so I would recommend a plastic baggie of some kind (to prevent you from 'cheating'),
of course, you wouldn't 'cheat', but we all know how difficult it is to hold ones' breath for even 30 seconds. So get your baggie. And place it over your head, hold your breath, then wait for my email? OK?

Love and kisses
Linda.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:48 am
by linda_lakeside
Perth, sweet? Are you OK. I had a thought, but I became so worried about you, I forgot. Your colour is good. Good. I'll let you know when the thought returns. Just don't hold your breath, please.

Linda.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:53 am
by LaurieAK
Linda

so is 'blue' a new good color to be?

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:03 am
by tom.d.stiller
Laurie -

blue is the color to be.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:00 am
by linda_lakeside
I would say we're all agreed on that (blue being a good colour?). I'm not sure about Perth though.

Linda.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:04 am
by linda_lakeside
I KNOW for fact, that my time is right. I don't know about some of you others though.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:11 pm
by Daniel Harmisson
linda_lakeside wrote:I KNOW for fact, that my time is right. I don't know about some of you others though.
As a citizen of this country, which I believe in and which I have seen Miss Linda Lakeside tear apart, I must create a world in which interventionism, snobbism, and prætorianism are all but forgotten. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean Miss Lakeside personally for her beliefs or worldviews.


But I myself do assert that I must treat the disease, not the symptoms. Throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to act as a positive role model for younger people and those who wish to calumniate helpless poseuses. Naturally, Miss Lakeside belongs to the latter category. Her lies come in many forms. Some of her lies are in the form of ravings. Others are in the form of protests. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion.



Miss Lakeside's brethren say, "The rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that you shouldn't let Miss Lakeside intimidate you. You shouldn't let her push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Miss Lakeside. On that basis, I should, at this point, shed the light of truth on the evil that is Miss Lakeside.


That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that she has been known to say that she is as innocent as a newborn lamb. That notion is so feckless, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. She seems entirely incapable of understanding that she possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, she can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it.



This march into self-serving unilateralism is not happening by mere chance. It is not, as many grotesque dolts insist, the result of the natural, inevitable course of things. It is happening as a direct result of Miss Lakeside's illaudable remonstrations. Who is Miss Lakeside to say that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty?



Take, for example, the worst classes of clumsy, reckless weirdos I've ever seen. Now look at Miss Lakeside. If you don't believe there's a similarity, then consider that I have a message for her. My message is that, for the good of us all, she should never threaten the common good. She should never even try to do such a capricious thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Miss Lakeside just keeps on saying, "I don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. I just want to dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members." That's our situation today, in very rough outline.



Of course, I've left out a thousand details and refinements and qualifications. I've not mentioned that Miss Linda Lakeside shows a complete lack of foresight. And I've ignored obstructionism altogether. I've simply pointed out one key fact: Her shills must be exposed and neutralized wherever they lurk.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:54 pm
by Perth
Linda, what part of " I won't hold my breath then" didn't you understand?

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:57 pm
by Perth
Daniel, you are becoming repetitive and boring. This could also apply to you Linda.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:47 pm
by Daniel Harmisson
Perth wrote:Daniel, you are becoming repetitive and boring. This could also apply to you Linda.
Before Mr. Boring Perth starts ripping tendons and ligaments with his typical knee-jerk reaction to my posts, he should realize that anyone who questions his warped view of the world is a threat to his tottering sense of reality. In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in his logic, because he decidedly doesn't use any logic. The salient point here is that that fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman. "Thinking" is the key word in the previous sentence.

There are two classes of people in this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and demonic Neanderthals like him. Is it important that Mr. Perth, perhaps more than anyone, should take seriously the challenge to contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic? Of course it's important. But what's more important is that I really dislike Mr. Perth. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that Mr. Perth recently claimed that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before.

Mr. Perth's prevarications are like an enormous obstructionism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must help you reflect and reexamine your views on Mr. Perth, because all the deals Mr. Perth makes are strictly one-way. Mr. Perth gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. Before he spews any more psychoanalytical drivel, let me assure him that he somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications), distortions (animalism is the key to world peace), and misplaced idealism (the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to commit all sorts of mortal sins -- not to mention an uncountable number of venial ones -- However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "cinematographical".

We should note, of course, that what I've written about Mr. Perth doesn't prove anything in itself. It's only suggestive, but it does make a good point that Mr. Perth coins polysyllabic neologisms to make his solutions sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. Not that I ever believed his lies, but at least before they had some kind of internal consistency -- a logic, albeit twisted, that invited refutation. But now, it seems Mr. Perth is desperately flailing about for any pretext, no matter how ludicrous or slight, to persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished. What he does in private is none of my business. But when Mr. Perth tries to justify, palliate, or excuse the evils of his heart, I object. If he truly wanted to be helpful, Mr. Perth wouldn't extract obscene salaries and profits from corporations that declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy his lie that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible).

The next time he decides to hammer a few more nails into the coffin of freedom, he should think to himself, cui bono? -- who benefits? Mr. Perth's hired goons perpetrate all kinds of atrocities while alleging that they are simply not capable of such activities and that therefore, the atrocities must be the product of my and your feverish and overworked imaginations. Mr. Perth's utterances are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. If we let Mr. Perth introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. Just wait until someone gets hurt as a result of his notions. Then, more people will agree that if he thinks that he is omnipotent, then he's sadly mistaken.

Whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may expose some of Mr. Perth's improvident deeds and, as the alternative, the contentious and imprudent dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Mr. Perth. Choose carefully, because many people who follow Mr. Perth's sound bites have come to the erroneous conclusion that Mr. Perth is a martyr for freedom and a victim of phallocentrism. The truth of the matter is that if we don't soon tell him to stop what he's doing, he will proceed with his dastardly fibs, considerably emboldened by our lack of resistance. We will have tacitly given him our permission to do so. If you delve deeply into Mr. Perth's positions and thus, in tranquil clarity, submit to contemplation the disquisitions of malignant appalling-types, you will indisputably discover why it would be a crying shame to let censorious trolls revive the ruinous excess of a bygone era to bounce and blow amidst the ruinous excess of the present era, so to speak. I would rather die than remain silent in response to that which I am convinced is profoundly lousy. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now, I'll simply summarize by stating that I challenge Mr. Perth to point out any text in this letter that proposes that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing. Every time he tries, Mr. Perth gets increasingly successful in his attempts to institutionalize masochism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought, but for imagination as well.

His cronies are not, technically, intellectually challenged, batty slubberdegullions, but rather scornful carousers. I myself insist that there is a small -- yet not entirely insignificant -- difference. His favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that Mr. Perth wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to change the minds of those who make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. I have a message for him. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never encourage men to leave their wives, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become disorganized enemies of the people. He should never even try to do such a fastidious thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that voyeurism is dangerous. Mr. Perth's delirious version of it is doubly so.

Take a good, close look at yourself, Mr. Perth. What you'll probably find is that you're filthy. He is talking out of his posterior. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Mr. Perth. Allow me to explain. If you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong.

Okay, now it's time to offend a few people. Actually, I hope not to offend anyone, although if Mr. Perth's perorations get any more damnable, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. If the only way to give direction to a universal human development of culture, ethics, and morality is for me to self-censor my critique of Mr. Perth, then so be it. It would sincerely be worth it, because if he got his way, he'd be able to help lackluster tax cheats back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that.

The greatest quote I ever heard goes something like this: "Mr. Perth's forces are easily manipulated." Mr. Perth may find it inconceivable that he controls a secret underground empire, but he'll come to his senses quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "historiographical". He claims that there should be publicly financed centers of recidivism. I, however, claim that that's a load of crud. Yes, he has an uncanny ability to totally miss the point of any given issue, but his ideologies are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition".

Funny, that was the same term that Mr. Perth's subordinates once used to play on people's conscious and unconscious belief structures. Now that this letter has come to an end, I indeed hope you walk away from it realizing that almost every discussion of frotteurism ignores the critical importance of Mr. Boring Perth's nefarious, irascible beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments).

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:33 pm
by linda_lakeside
Perth wrote:
Daniel, you are becoming repetitive and boring. This could also apply to you Linda.
I do believe this is true of the entire thread.

Linda.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:29 pm
by Perth
This rambling rubble of a thread has indeed become tedious beyond measure - your input the moreso Linda Lakeside. Your claim to fame shall be that you bored me right out of a thread.