Hot Contest News- where there's a will...

[lizzytysh]

Yeah, C2, wouldn't ya just love to go find some seedy hotel to hole up in ? People just never seem to know when they had it so good .

[John K.]

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[Joe Way]

Hey Whiner C2,

If your having trouble, come up with a title with "winter" in it, then write your bloody poem.

Just trying to be helpful.

Joe

[Critic2]

Hey Whiner C2,

If your having trouble, come up with a title with "winter" in it, then write your bloody poem.

Just trying to be helpful.

Joe

don't you bloody me you bloody Joe bloody Way, "winter" pah!

[lizzytysh]

And, now, John K, you've happened upon a spelling I rather like !

Always,
Lizzay

[solongleonard]

Are those topics you might enjoy, C2?

"The Natural" by Bernard Malamud, a wonderful book and then Hollywood accomodates Redford and changes it to a happy ending, the fools. Miami Dolphins at home, 2 years ago, Hebrew National hot-dogs- yummy!

There we are, 2 snippets shared at no cost to you or me.

I tried a different make of kosher beef Hot Dog today. It was so disappointing. I just wanted to give you an update.

[solongleonard]

I am very grateful for the private messages about my recent post, currently 27 of them messages there be!

I well understand your reticence to "go public" on a forum ruled by the Benign Dictator Geoffrey. I offer you the assurance that he rarely bites, and, after a while, his barking is not so bad!

Some of you mention that you have been working on your courage over the last 16 years, from the thread's last post of that period. I would also like to mention that the allegations you make about Geoffrey are not all true.


1. He has NO habit of pulling out strangers' teeth

2. Yes, the character in his drawings is Leotard Cohen, back in the days when Cohen did pilates

3. Leotard's brother worked regularly on his stomach muscles and was thusly known as "Abs Normal"

4. Norway is a real country and is not totally occupied by Trolls

[Geoffrey]

old sketch of man writing thank you letter to mr cohen for the wonderful portrait he now hangs proudly on his office wall

[solongleonard]

I turned your landscape uplong side and, seriously, it looks more like me than Leotard Cohen! That is soooo weird.

[Geoffrey]

I turned your landscape uplong side and, seriously, it looks more like me than Leotard Cohen! That is soooo weird.

i laboured on this for days

for my friend michael, a quick sketch of muhammad ali

[solongleonard]

You are taunting me with these sketches, having heard that on Monday I am visiting the hosi for a little op, "Ptosis repair", and it takes me back to the time we met round your gaff and every time you saw me you used to shout "oy, Droopy-Eyelid Geezer!".

Last year they opened my right eye, now it's time for the other one ( "left", if I remember "rightly").

I have spent the lockdown period lifting weights, so if you taunt me next time we meet, "oy Former Droopy-Eyelid Geezer!" I shall crack your nuts by the simple flexion of my biceps.

On private request, I can send photos of my left eye, my right eye, my latest body, my utterly cropped Barnet, or Geoffrey's nuts.