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Critic2 wrote:"Cato! Go get Clouseau" said Lizzie

Critic2 (who hasn't yet tried the proper quoting method) replies- he is too busy scaring the applicants for the new nanny position (which is not an exciitng new sexual combat just a temp. job whilst superb Australian nanny goes home for 2 months)

Ohhh, is there a jobopening here?

Seedy Doubtfire

Ohhh, is there a job opening here?

ah, Seedy,- late as usual. send me your CV, but the first interview was last night and the rest are tomorrow and Monday. you will need to be very special to enter the Grand Winner's Circle.


bloody hell, I mastered the quote thingy. and they say I am too old to learn anything useful!

CV for Seedy Doubtfire


2004 – Hotel inspector for Hotel Freedom

2002- 2004: Taxi driver (Hydra), much experience in donkey business

2001 – 2002: Freelance for L.C. ( mostly hiding that damn Jew Harp, they shouldn’t have fired me!)

1999 – 2001: Taking an active role in A.A. ( now my lever is doing fine)

1993 – 1999: A servant in a Monastery, speciality: serving Red Needles for celebrities



Please feel free to ask for references. You can always catch me here

Seedy Connanny

Now how could I forget, this might be the real turning point!

I forgot to mention that I was a coach for Frank Zappa in June 1971
(Filmore east)

Is the job mine? Yes it is

And finally you know who I am

Seedy ConZappa

I hadn't even considered who you really are, Cia, as that is just a distraction to such pleasant correspondance, but if you insist, Cia, on me guessing I will let you know later, Cia, who I think you might be, Cia.

I am sad to tell you that Seedy passed away just a few seconds ago. Seedy will therefor not be asking for the nanny job - unless his spirit continues to drool.

Must have been the stress that finally knocked him down not knowing if he would get the job or not. He was already quite shaken from not winning the box of muffins. I did warn him, but little did he listen - now he got what he deserved.

May his soul rest in peace

hugs from Cia

p.s.: I am not going for the job, you live up the hill and I would never be able to manage the long and winding road. So please do not force me!

And lizzy, you were never close

what bloody what hill up do live I? and that how you know did?

and I meant the starter of the thread about war or muffins, look at the size of it!

Critic2 wrote:what bloody what hill up do live I? and that how you know did?

Coz' Uptowns have nanny's downtowns don't

Muffin issue:
I know, Paula did a good job , but the muffin thingy started with Partisans bribery long before.

Cia

okely dokely, off supermarket shopping (not super brugsen btw where you go, except when you really splash out and shop in Netto), so- later....

C-I-A !!!!!!!! Nor would EVER I have close been!!!!

Take my apron off to you, m'lady .

I think C2 gotcha cuz' o' that CV of yours, but NO matter!!!

You don't like the Jews Harp ???

Arrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh ~ You TOLD me at the bottom of Page 1 !!! Where do I turn in my detective's license? I can't seem to cram it back into the bubble gum machine. It's got that flip-down-flap, trap door. I was hoping to not have to look anyone in the face!

Love,
Notevenclose,
Lizzy

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He he sorry Lizzy, but I thought I had made it easy for you

And I am a better detective than you, coz' now I surely know who Critic2 is But it's another story.

Wonder why C2 goes shopping, I always send my butler - much more comfortable that way. And I know my butler prefers "Føtex", he's a bit picky in his shopping habbits. But he is much more handy for me than a nanny.


Now no more time for fun here, I am off to a fancy party. Theme summer in Caribean - now who would make such a stupid theme in the middle of the winter. My legs all white and so on...........
hugs from Cia

LOL ~ You're on a roll, girl!!! DANG!!!!!!!!!

But, stop right there ! Who says I don't know who Critic2 is ~ just coz' I'm not saying!

As part of your costume, you will surely grab "Dear Heather" to take with you, to share your theme song, right? I hope you haven't dashed off just yet! Such a perfect intro for those who may not know him . After all, he did write it just for you, right?

Love,
Lizzy

Until now I have appreCIAted this thread soCIAlly but not in a judiCIAl way that may be interpreted as artifiCIAl. I will now assoCIAte myself to the ploy by stating how intrigued I was in seeing how Lizzy was excruCIAtingly close to the clues. CIA presented a cruCIAl lead by mentioning the C.I.A. but maybe the pronunCIAtion was superfiCIAl...or maybe a visit to the optiCIAn would be in order. I imagine that CIA's faCIAl expressions would have given it all away and that would have been a speCIAl moment for all to see. Her moves and responses showed the great mind of a tactiCIAn. She did not need to be a statistiCIAn or a mathematiCIAn or a magiCIAn (but she does cast a good spell!!)...but just our CiaCIAn.
I applaud the ruse for which there was no commerCIAl or finanCIAl gain on CIA's part.... she is to be watched for she shows a particular speCIAlism that will enable her to pounce again, espeCIAlly now that her identity is offiCIAl.

Yours sacrifiCIAlly
Pete

Could you please rePETE what you just said?

I am not that comPETEnd today due to a mild hangover, but truely you are not to be comPETEd with in any matters at all

hugs from Cia