Ren Is Leaving(Again)

[Marisha]

Geoffrey and me-Jerry are the same people in the same locations on the planet. Jerry is wearing his nice New Jersey and I don't know exactly what underpants Geoffrey is wearing.

has he still got that pair with the big banana?

[Marisha]

You're messing with my hair now.

I'm not sure where i left my comb.

Karren x

I hope your hair is feeling better now

[Marisha]

okay so let me get this right Geoffrey ... is actually a woman named Violet who lives in New Jersey and likes to knead pastry online – WoW this is even more shocking then the time I found out that Manna actually lived in a bowling ally.

I hope Ren sticks his tongue out. Personally I like 'tongues' floating through and don't really care how long it is, It's like when you're at the Senate hugging Obama, do you really care who's in the custom? No, cause your hugging goofy!!!

what the heck drugs are you on? as you know I am no fan of women and you give them a bad name.

[Ren]

I'll make this easier on everyone Ren is now gone from this forum and so is Jerry. I wish i knew what some of you were even talking about.

[jerry]

Gooodbye everyone. I need a long break, maybe permanent from here. I don't have a clue what some of these wacky posts about me,Ren and Geoffrey even mean anymore but it's getting tiring.

[jerry]

And Jerry and Ren will miss Karenb but if I hear the word Geoffrey one more time my head will explode. Maybe when Leonard's new album is released I'll be back to disuss it. Maybe

[Cate]

what the heck drugs are you on? as you know I am no fan of women and you give them a bad name.

Actually childrens Advil, Tylenol 2 and caffeine ... my head still hurts though.

Marisha, please note that I was not addressing you and how I like tongues to float or flutter, is not your concern nor is the game 'lets pretend your Pres Obama and I'm an intern' - formally 'lets pretend your Bill Clinton ...' these are personal and private things that I was saying to Violet/Geoffry/Tom/Ren/Jerry and it was very rude of you to read it.
so Shoo - I heard there's a bunch a'fellas down at the pier that didn't get picked up for boat crew cause they were already to drunk to sail.... I'm sure you'll seem like a prize to them (if you have beer money) go have some fun.

[Harry S]

I think i'm back in the twilight zone.

I know why your head hurts. Mines starting to.

Karren x

Karren x are you related to Malcolm x ?

[Cate]

edit - was just whining

[Harry S]

No! (I don't think so - but you never know round here)
but i'm still waiting for a suggestion from you as to what i should do with that "manly sword"

Karren x

I suggest you place that manly sword in your feminine scabbard

[Harry S]

One point to you Harry!

I'll be keeping score.

Karren x

typo. if I place my manly sword in your feminine scabbard you will be keeping sore.

[Harry S]

I don't do points but if you really want a replacement for your awful "manly sword" then here it is, only intelligible to English people of a certain age who watched Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men


Lift me on your manly knob
And beckon me to come.
Make me speak flobadob
And beckon me to come.

[Harry S]

Is that because you don't like to lose?

I remeber Bill and Ben.
But i'm sure little weed was a good girl and none of that went on in the garden!

Karren x

nope, I even have a gentle curiosity what it would be like to lose. it's because I consider it pointless.

[Violet]

okay so let me get this right Geoffrey ... is actually a woman named Violet who lives in New Jersey and likes to knead pastry online

Marisha, please note that I was not addressing you and how I like tongues to float or flutter, is not your concern nor is the game 'lets pretend your Pres Obama and I'm an intern' - formally 'lets pretend your Bill Clinton ...' these are personal and private things that I was saying to Violet/Geoffry/Tom/Ren/Jerry and it was very rude of you to read it.

.. okay.. I would like to issue a formal disclaimer here.. I may like to knead pastry online, but I ain't no Geoffrey.. and you guys know I don't like to play the Geoffrey game.. Now, I know you're now trying to break my resolve in this matter [it is a bit like the Mooney's, Karren.. you were correct on that] [and remember, Marish knows mind control methods.. so.. just don't look her directly in the -- okay, you know I'm going to have to say "banana"].. anyway, believe me.. this whole nefarious Geoffrey cabal probably could break me down.. (eventually).. I mean, I'm only a purple flower, after all.. But for NOW.. I would like it to be known to.. well, to whatever ugly or beautiful losers that happen by here, that I am only Violet.. and you will know when I morph into one of my many.. oh, I don't know.. "personality traits," let's call them -- and why is that? (the innocent observer may ask).. because I will tell you so, that's why (!!!!).. I mean, do you honestly think an "author" is literally all of the characters she writes???????????.. [me no think so].. but still, you know it's the author (since her name is usually on the book).. Actually, I hate all of you for allowing me to ramble on like this.. (it's so demeaning) (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).. [just where is I.F., when I need her????]..

.. By the way, Marisha.. just a few thread times ago, I was falling very hard for your bad spelling.. we were about to do something very foolish, and break up the Beatles before Yoko got the chance.. [gosh.. I was sooooooooooooooooo in love with you back then].. and now look what you go and do??.. my one sore spot.. and you go right for it, don't you??????????.. [you don't even use any whipped cream, chocolate syrup.. mmm.. butterscotch.. nothing.. you just take that disguCENSORED].. anyway, just saying, guys.. you really.. really.. disgust me.

Thank you for listening,
v i o l e t or Violet, if you prefer.. or V I O L E T, even..

.. Marish, was it you or Harry who complained about that Bloody Sunday??.. I don't feel like going back there for some reason.. I recall it being rather grizzly.. then again, his Lordship should be forewarned: his manly banana could be sworded.. actually it is sordid, what am I saying???..

[Violet]

Is that because you don't like to lose?

I remeber Bill and Ben.
But i'm sure little weed was a good girl and none of that went on in the garden!

Karren x

nope, I even have a gentle curiosity what it would be like to lose. it's because I consider it panties.