Fav. songs to accompany lurvvvvvvv

[imaginary friend]

Dear Cate,

It seems you've been asked to render justice.

Should I loan you my scale, sword and blindfold?

Or would you prefer the fishnets, mask and whip?

[lazariuk]

Dear Cate,
It seems you've been asked to render justice.
Should I loan you my scale, sword and blindfold?
Or would you prefer the fishnets, mask and whip?

Dear Imaginary Friend

I have known Geoffrey for a long time and I don't think that he would try to put people in the position of being someone else's judge. I think that maybe Cate , you , I and others are being asked to have a little understanding and not to do things to make matters worse.

[Lion of Lions]

Geoffrey, your are, what my mother would have called a ligner. You are a naughty liar rather than a malicious one and I think, when you are on form, you are still quite good value. however, you seem to be off form these days and have now blundered by forgetting that Cate saw an earlier version of your post and may remember you claimed you had invited me 3 times to be you Facebook friend. you have taken a risk with that particular fib, min lille Norsk nutter


Concentrate and try to get things the right way round, I am Peter, you are merely Jesus.

I have never invited you on Facebook because not one of my multiple personalities is interested in you as a friend. The limit of my communication with you in the last few years has been to send you a message of condolence on your recent bereavement. I hope you are doing fine.

Years back you were one of many LC fans to whom I sent a postcard from Events you were unable to attend.

Lion of Lions sends greetings to the toothless old Liar of Liars

[Cate]

Well Geoffrey we've already established that i like you just fine so there's no hidden hostility here.

ask yourself: who out of michael and geoffrey likes to invent multiple identities? answer that and i think you will know who is the more truthful and balanced of us two.

Well geoffrey it was you I saw telling an untruth yesterday - albeit a funny one but you never know. what if one day Michael hosts a tea party for us and no one eats his finger sandwiches - come on now you gotta realize that'd hurt, what if that happened to you - hummmm? all friends over slurping your tea and not a single sandwich touched?
I'm afraid that I need to send you off to imaginary friend for some discipline, believe me it will hurt you more then it will hurt her.

[Lion of Lions]

as you well know, Cate, I did host a tea party for you all. everything was going well until the Open Mike session. Jack recited a 12 hour story about himself and then read a "poem" about his knees. At this point the crowd shouted "UNCORE, UNCORE" and pointed finger sandwiches at Geoffrey for being such a liar. I managed to regain order, people began to have fun again, until Leonard Cohen arrived and inflicted Bird On The Wire on his innocent audience. I left my house and have never returned. Jack left his sense of humour and it has never returned. Leonard left for Mount Baldy and has never returned. My hair left my head and it has never returned. Who wants to mount Baldy?

[Cate]

oh yes yes - I remember now, it was just that violet and I were in the backroom drinking blueberry tea while Imaginary friend was giving us lessons regarding ... ummm.... let's just just say lessons .... so I missed part of the main action, Manna was there too but I think we forgot to untie her when you brought the cake out.
That Leonard Cohen he's always crashing parties - I think it's the text messaging thing, he just can't resist.

[lazariuk]

I am coming back when I am sixty.
I am coming back to take it all.
Everybody hopes that I’ll be filthy,
But I will be like marble in the hall.

is one of the verses he wrote for the jazz police.

btw
my fav song to accompany is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcG7Vk_rzcA

[Cate]

I had to change my song. I can't believe I didn't think of this one before!
I remember listening to it on many nights when all we had really was a single bed!

I miss that bed, and that dumpy apartment I even miss that neighbor that used to pass out in the hall after thumping on his door half the night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIq9x2Cu ... re=related

[Geoffrey]

Hello again. Excuse me, for I have been away a day or two and lost track of things - feel disorientated and confused. Could not even get back in here, but Jarkko's automatic answering service sent me a new password.

Lion of Lions wrote:
>Geoffrey, your are, what my mother would have called a ligner.

Do you mean 'løgner'? You can also say 'løgnhals', but that is a little bit stronger. One of my most valued books is in Danish; old like me, but fascinating. I have a copy of the deleted message read by yourself and Cate, but reading it again you most likely would not wish to do.

>The limit of my communication with you in the last few years has been to send you a message of condolence on your recent bereavement.

You mentioned this earlier, the fact that I acknowledged not your sending. Thought I had reached and thanked everyone who had contacted me, but must have overlooked the communication from you, for I remember it not. The circumstances of the time were such that I suffered more anguish than was necessary, and that may have contributed to the losing of your message. I apologise, and can only attribute my silent response to the state of turmoil in which I then existed. As you correctly say, I do have a "natural reserved personality", but that had nothing to do with you not receiving a thank you from me. It would be interesting to know who informed you of my situation, what you wrote to me - and what media you used to forward your words - but reticence to do so must remain your privilege.

G

[Lion of Lions]

Hello again. Excuse me, for I have been away a day or two and lost track of things - feel disorientated and confused. Could not even get back in here, but Jarkko's automatic answering service sent me a new password.

Lion of Lions wrote:
>Geoffrey, your are, what my mother would have called a ligner.

Do you mean 'løgner'? You can also say 'løgnhals', but that is a little bit stronger. One of my most valued books is in Danish; old like me, but fascinating. I have a copy of the deleted message read by yourself and Cate, but reading it again you most likely would not wish to do.

>The limit of my communication with you in the last few years has been to send you a message of condolence on your recent bereavement.

You mentioned this earlier, the fact that I acknowledged not your sending. Thought I had reached and thanked everyone who had contacted me, but must have overlooked the communication from you, for I remember it not. The circumstances of the time were such that I suffered more anguish than was necessary, and that may have contributed to the losing of your message. I apologise, and can only attribute my silent response to the state of turmoil in which I then existed. As you correctly say, I do have a "natural reserved personality", but that had nothing to do with you not receiving a thank you from me. It would be interesting to know who informed you of my situation, what you wrote to me - and what media you used to forward your words - but reticence to do so must remain your privilege.

G

I meant the Yiddish word "ligner"

I can't remember who told me of your wife dying but I felt, and still do, great compassion.

My message was through Jens Stoltenberg

[Geoffrey]

Lion of Lions wrote:
>I can't remember who told me . . .


untrue

[Lion of Lions]

Lion of Lions wrote:
>I can't remember who told me . . .


untrue

that's a weirdly aggressive response, Geoffrey.

I was pleased someone shared so I had the chance to pass on my condolences, but who it was who told me isn't memorable. I am sorry if you think it is important. I am 90% sure it was a woman but that's as far as my memory stretches.

btw if my response to another of your questions was "My message was through Jens Stoltenberg". In case that was too subtle for you, I was naming the Norwegian PM

[Geoffrey]

>that's a weirdly aggressive response, Geoffrey.

it would have been aggressive had i written 'liar'. i chose 'untrue' because you wished to protect somebody. you wished to protect a judas by feigning memory loss, but the irresistible urge to convey knowledge of my situation betrayed the discretion to which you were entrusted. in other words, your ego permitted you not to avoid magniloquence. to be fair to your 'informer', you should not have publicly divulged knowledge given to you in confidence. this is why you are now cornered into telling an untruth - or lie. give me a name and on the devil put shame.

[Lion of Lions]

>that's a weirdly aggressive response, Geoffrey.

it would have been aggressive had i written 'liar'. i chose 'untrue' because you wished to protect somebody. you wished to protect a judas by feigning memory loss, but the irresistible urge to convey knowledge of my situation betrayed the discretion to which you were entrusted. in other words, your ego permitted you not to avoid magniloquence. to be fair to your 'informer', you should not have publicly divulged knowledge given to you in confidence. this is why you are now cornered into telling an untruth - or lie. give me a name and on the devil put shame.

I don't know what your issue is, and I don't feel it is intriguing enough to enquire further. my message to you was sent in private and I only mentioned it on the forum after you mentioned your loss in a post. there is something really unattractive about you lying on this subject.

[Geoffrey]

Lion of Lions wrote:
>I don't know what your issue is. . .

the issue is that you give not the name of your informer.

>. . . and I don't feel it is intriguing enough to enquire further.

intriguing enough up to this point.

>I only mentioned it on the forum after you . . .

you made the announcement