My dog died several years ago and for a couple of years ago my cats past away too. So I looked around and noticed that my husband is still here, and gave it a thought what women can learn from men. This is what I came up with
Things I can learn from a man
Always leave your dirty socks on the floor, there will always be some clean ones in the drawer.
If there is only one cold beer left, it will certainly be there just for you.
No matter the costs of your highest desires, no cost will be too high for the budget.
Sex is meant for your pleasure, take it when you can.
For repairing things around the house, use only the most expensive powertools.
Dishwashers never need to be started, eventually someone will push that little magic button.
Newspapers are to be read at once, as long as you like and as the first.
Never tell what you are thinking about, always keep it for your self and answer "nothing" when asked .
Be good at cleaning cars, but hide your skills when it comes to cleaning of the house.
Always be honest and state your opinion no matter the damage it could cause.
At job interviews never be humble but tell how clever you are; even if you dont have a clue.
Always be certain to tell your boss what you are worth.
Always give the impression that you can afford everything; except presents.
Time is on your side, grey hair is a benefit and make you look distinguished.
Eat with good appetite, food is for joy and some extra weight is mostly muscles.
If you need to fart, do it right away - no need to keep that old air inside.
Always sleep with your mouth open, snoring keeps the bears away.
Be in charge of your life and never let family get in your way.
Tell jokes even if they are a bit rude, no one would think you are being cheap, you are just accepted as a funny person.
No need to take a handbag with you, your partner will always be there to carry your cigarettes, camera, purse, the hankerchief you forgot, sunglasses etc.
Boast about your need for sex, everyone willl find it awesome and no one will check on you.
Still happy thou that he is around the house
Hugs from Cia