Paula wrote:Ken -
Honest it was very high
Variation on a theme (The Runaway Train)
T'was in the year 2009 on that old Great Snowdon line,
When the summer wind was very still,
And Paula she froze, her hands very cold, when the brakes wouldn't hold,
And the 14:30 came roaring down the hill -- oh!
The runaway train came down the track and Paula was blue,
The runaway train came down the track and she was blue,
The runaway train came down the track, she held her breath as we slapped her back,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
And Mambo she said the train must halt but she blew,
And Anne and Judith said the train must halt but she blew,
And Judy and Liz said the train must halt -- they said it was all Paula's fault,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
Then Paula rang the bell and she blew,
Then Paula rang the bell and she blew,
Then Paula rang and rang the bell -- and Pete said "You did like hell!"
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
And Pete he got an awful fright when she blew,
And Pete he got an awful fright when she blew,
Pete he got an awful fright -- she throttled him and turned him white,
And blue, blue, blue, white and blue.
And Ken was standing in the way when she blew,
And Ken was standing in the way when she blew,
And Ken was standing in the way, to him was just another day,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
And Linda said there'd be a wreck, that be true,
And Linda said there'd be a wreck, that be true,
And Linda said there'd be a wreck, as Paula still throttling Pete's poor neck,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
The runaway train went over the hill and she blew,
And Paula she jumped, for that we'll give her her due,
She landed on mountaineer Ken but we're not sure exactly when,
all such a hullabaloo loo loo loo loo
Next time give us a bit of notice Diane let us take two years to get it together 
