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LisaLCFan wrote:

Sideways wrote:Let me share this true story with just you, Frisco Kid...

Thanks, Sidewalk, stories like that always bring tears to my eyes. Or maybe that is from the onions I was chopping for my own top salad. They go well with mayonnaise, I've been told. Trousers are optional.

Trousers with Mayonnaise are disgusting

Sideways wrote:...Trousers with Mayonnaise are disgusting

Indeed they are. You have reminded me of this tragic story from a few years ago, although it does not indicate whether or not the victim used mayonnaise:

http://www.theonion.com/article/gap-for ... ng-3-32636

P.S. To avoid any confusion, please note that in North America, "trousers" are also referred to as "pants".

LisaLCFan wrote:

Sideways wrote:...Trousers with Mayonnaise are disgusting

Indeed they are. You have reminded me of this tragic story from a few years ago, although it does not indicate whether or not the victim used mayonnaise:

http://www.theonion.com/article/gap-for ... ng-3-32636

P.S. To avoid any confusion, please note that in North America, "trousers" are also referred to as "pants".

I knew you lived in America! Someone ignorant here, told me The Frisco Kid was from Canada, ha! Good luck with your election soon and let's all hope that Donald Clinton wins.

I do like the Onion, so thanks for the link

Sue

Sideways wrote:...I knew you lived in America! Someone ignorant here, told me The Frisco Kid was from Canada, ha! Good luck with your election soon and let's all hope that Donald Clinton wins...

Please bear with this poor Canadian as I struggle to breathe (let alone type and formulate coherent sentences) after reading such an outrageous suggestion! Living in America?! Me?! How could you think such a thing? I am actually quite hurt that you would believe that, especially after all of the fine English I have written on this forum, complete with proper spelling.

Please excuse me, but I feel the need to meditate for a while, during which time I plan to reflect on my fortunate circumstance to live in a country with spending-limits imposed on political campaigns.

God Save The Queen!

Your Canadian friend, living in the frozen North of Canada, where it suddenly feels even colder,
Lisa

LisaLCFan wrote:

Sideways wrote:...I knew you lived in America! Someone ignorant here, told me The Frisco Kid was from Canada, ha! Good luck with your election soon and let's all hope that Donald Clinton wins...

Please bear with this poor Canadian as I struggle to breathe (let alone type and formulate coherent sentences) after reading such an outrageous suggestion! Living in America?! Me?! How could you think such a thing? I am actually quite hurt that you would believe that, especially after all of the fine English I have written on this forum, complete with proper spelling.

Please excuse me, but I feel the need to meditate for a while, during which time I plan to reflect on my fortunate circumstance to live in a country with spending-limits imposed on political campaigns.

God Save The Queen!

Your Canadian friend, living in the frozen North of Canada, where it suddenly feels even colder,
Lisa

Wow, you Americans are sensitive. I'm beginning to think that the election of Hilary Trump as KIng will be no bad thing after all. You obviously need some discipline and she seems just the sort of man to impose it upon you.