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Re: Bench updates

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:46 am
by its4inthemorning
Agree totally with mkevenson and HugoD.

Re: Bench updates

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:54 am
by Geoffrey
Sideways wrote:I recognize that area. Oxford Street, London?
you're way off. this pic was taken a few seconds earlier. try again.
geoffrey's bench.jpg

Re: Bench jokes

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:57 pm
by jarkko
I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.

We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.

Re: Bench jokes

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:29 pm
by Sideways
jarkko wrote:I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.

We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.

You are an amazing man Jarkko, especially as you are now an Old Age Benchioner. I always feel it is my duty to play along with Geoffrey even though my personal preference would be to remain serious.

Re: Bench updates

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:29 pm
by Sideways
its4inthemorning wrote:Agree totally with mkevenson and HugoD.

Me too. You are the only 3 people here that I have always respected.

Re: Bench jokes

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:59 pm
by Geoffrey
jarkko wrote:I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.
you're a decent fellow, jarkko - i don't give a damn what anybody else says.
Sideways wrote:I always feel it is my duty to play along with Geoffrey even though my personal preference would be to remain serious.
were you serious when you dragged this bench out of the loch and said:
"help me, geoff. all this needs is a wire brush and a coat of paint, and we can donate it to the people of hydra."
michael's bench.jpg

Re: Bench jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:41 am
by Sideways
Geoffers said - were you serious when you shagged on this bench out of the loch and said:
"help me, geoff. all this needs is a wine brush and a coat of many colours, let's donate shit all to the people of hydra."


What the hell, it's only 3 in the aftermornig and you are already talking jibber jabber.

Re: Bench jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:14 am
by cohenadmirer
jarkko wrote:I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.

We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.
Very wise -and also good for those of us who are finding the joke thread quite the opposite of matter of fact - perhaps just a little surreal

Re: Bench jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:35 am
by Sideways
cohenadmirer wrote:
jarkko wrote:I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.

We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.
Very wise -and also good for those of us who are finding the joke thread quite the opposite of matter of fact - perhaps just a litle surreal

Just "a little surreal"? Come on Geoffers, we need to improve

Re: Bench jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:56 am
by Geoffrey
jarkko wrote:We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
well, michael is good at doing the 'less' part ;-)

Re: Bench jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 7:52 am
by IMM
It's gotta have V8 and beer. :idea: