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Ooo Geoffrey- show us your tunes then! (wolf whistle)
Sounds fantastic haha

I am, ofcourse, being sort of the opposite of serious, I am just being cheeky.
I agree with some of what you said, but the way you said it all made me smile very much.

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Well here's one of the "old sentimental biddies" to give his "two-a-penny" energy, excitement and innovasion to p-p-p-pokyerface with: A MIDDLE FUCKING FINGER!

Daring, outspoken, controversial, dynamic? Have I got your attention?

"This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand."

Hahaha

Words words words!

Crack, baby, crack,
show me you're real...

...You sold me illusions for a sack full of cheques

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Teratogen wrote:
>Well here's one of the "old sentimental biddies" to give his "two-a-penny" energy, excitement and innovation to p-p-p-pokyerface with: A MIDDLE FUCKING FINGER! . . . Have I got your attention?

Yes, though I am almost always attentive, Jason. Regardless. Now, this as a fine response, though many might see it as a nasty little outburst, a viciously insulting tantrum, an attack on a very nice person who's sole aim was to offer honest critique. Yet pay them no mind Jason. It matters not what people may think about you. The way you were born, the upbringing you had, is the way you are. Nothing can change any of that, it's too late; your personality has been moulded. Put the blame onto me, your parents, or whoever - just release the agression you have been carrying. And despair not, dear friend, for you are proving that beneath all that pride and prosaic prose is an untapped oil-well of expression that can be unleashed by the tiniest pin-prick. This is where I come in, because I knew that a modicum of provocation would act like a defibrillator and give you a pulse, inject adrenalin into that sleeping vein. I suspected there was a living person in there and I was right. Feels good to know I have not lost the power to instill passion and emotion into someone.

Is that how it came across to you Geoffrey? Hmmmm...

I am not so sure - guess we will have to wait and see what Jason may have to say

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Alsiony wrote:
>Is that how it came across to you Geoffrey? . . . - guess we will have to wait and see what Jason may have to say

Yes, exciting isn't it! In the interim, why don't we stick on a record:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ZaGxJD ... re=related

Geoffrey wrote:
Yes, exciting isn't it! In the interim, why don't we stick on a record:

Argh! Naughty Geoffrey!! - I was very nearly mortally damaged then! 'Twas a close one for sure- phew!
If you will insist on 'blah blah 'ing' people without any kind of prior warning, while they are doing no harm - just patiently waiting in the interim room... then would you please be so kind as to make sure that some kind of medical help is made available to your victims in the aftermath?... I mean, that would only be fair wouldn't it?


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Ah, Geoffrey, I hope they had some inflated refreshments in the Interim Room. Sorry to make you wait so long. No, actually, not really.

Provocation? Okay, you win. But I wouldn't be so haste in ravenously devouring all the credit. I get more provoked from Lady Gaga. She sure is sexy.

That is my official statement on the matter.