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My love is like a..............banana?
Yellow,firm and..............bent
I peel,I suck and chew
Until shrivelled,black and spent!

Gulliver,I love dogs.
Once upon a time a wonderful poet on this forum wrote a poem about my dog,alas! he is very quiet these days.

kwills wrote:Gulliver,I love dogs.
Once upon a time a wonderful poet on this forum wrote a poem about my dog,alas! he is very quiet these days.

I would like to read this Poem! Do you have a link or could you post it?

Dear Gullivor,
I'm afraid I have misled you slightly.About a year ago that old rascal Mickey -one wrote a quick fire poem about my dog called Twm(a Welsh version of Tom).It has stuck in my mind ever since as a great poem for some reason!It is however very amusing for me and I like it,but it is not a great poem as I had stated!There is however a wonderful photo of my dog,a favourite of mine,which you may like to see,so here is the link:-

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=12445&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15

He is the collie running towards you.

Gullivor (forgive the woman Kwills for miss spelling your name), I too have fond memories of mickey_one (although he never worshipped me directly, I feel he did so from afar) but now we need to find a plan to exclude women here from interrupting the banana worship which is what this thread is all about.

btw I might write another poem one day!

Love and feminine (but heterosexual) kisses

Butt out Kwills (yes it is!!!!!) you are interrupting a mating ritual!

I'm sorry Gullivor for mis-spelling your name I have now corrected it.Thank you Marisha for kindly pointing that out to me.

Now this is strictly for Gullivor,so please Marisha as you so politely told me "butt out" thank you.(By the way you sounded like miss Piggy the way you said "BUTT OUT KWILLS!")

Gullivor, if I may be so bold, I would like to warn you to beware of Marisha.She sounds like quite the maneater to me with a fixation for bananas,and to be honest with you, I suspect she actually has a banana with a couple of nuts attached! I would be very careful of your banana with her,I can just picture her collecting bananas and keeping them in jars full of formaldehyde adoring them whilst drinking a glass of chchchianti through a mask! Do not be afraid to ask for help if you need it!
Otherwise she sounds like a really nice person.

kwills wrote:Dear Gullivor,
I'm afraid I have misled you slightly.About a year ago that old rascal Mickey -one wrote a quick fire poem about my dog called Twm(a Welsh version of Tom).It has stuck in my mind ever since as a great poem for some reason!It is however very amusing for me and I like it,but it is not a great poem as I had stated!There is however a wonderful photo of my dog,a favourite of mine,which you may like to see,so here is the link:-

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=12445&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15

He is the collie running towards you.

Kwills,
Maybe Mickey-one is just taking a break? I bet he still reads all these posts and is just waiting for the right things to say.
Thats one cute Collie running across the tennis courts....are they clay courts? Don't the players fuss about the his nails scuffing the clay? Be very careful of tennis players especialy the ones that insist they play on clay courts. They complain about the condition of the courts daily!

Gullivor wrote:

kwills wrote:Dear Gullivor,
I'm afraid I have misled you slightly.About a year ago that old rascal Mickey -one wrote a quick fire poem about my dog called Twm(a Welsh version of Tom).It has stuck in my mind ever since as a great poem for some reason!It is however very amusing for me and I like it,but it is not a great poem as I had stated!There is however a wonderful photo of my dog,a favourite of mine,which you may like to see,so here is the link:-

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=12445&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15

He is the collie running towards you.

Kwills,
Maybe Mickey-one is just taking a break? I bet he still reads all these posts and is just waiting for the right things to say.
Thats one cute Collie running across the tennis courts....are they clay courts? Don't the players fuss about the his nails scuffing the clay? Be very careful of tennis players especialy the ones that insist they play on clay courts. They complain about the condition of the courts daily!

Hi Gullivor
It'a a well worn astro turf where hockey and football training for kids are played,so no irate tennis players around.That photo was taken on a hot September day during a christening party for twins,before the wine took effect!

Okay Marisha,I'll now butt out gracefully and leave you to your mating ritual,Heaven forbid I come between a woman and her banana!

kwills wrote:Okay Marisha,I'll now butt out gracefully and leave you to your mating ritual,Heaven forbid I come between a woman and her banana!

thanking you for your apology. although I don't like you much it is better that you now admit your mistakes than keep pretending. well done!

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