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Born Very Bad lol. HIlarious!

No wonder i love that team. I dont think your lovely Jean will take kindly to me inspecting your underwear so if i dont see black and yellow on you, no beer but you can settle for a pic on a sofa with me
By the way Henning are there any decent sofas in that hotel... the men will be lining up

tinderella wrote: Okay I will make a promise.... I will buy anyone a drink that is wearing black and yellow

i never thought i would come across an irisher putting conditions on generosity.....if indeed they insist on us wearing black and yellow to qualify for our evening(s) of free beer then rather than be subjected to poor old phil dropping his trousers yet again every time he wanted a drink i have come up with the perfect solution...

...as you can see from the photos the thought of free beer has had me hard at work on the computer...i have designed a black and yellow badge which i have printed out on a number of A4 sheets of peel off labels that we can all wear for the evening....this i'm sure will cover the black and yellow condition for the free beer......so phil please leave those underpants at home and a word from the wise.... during the weekend don't climb on any sofa for less than 20 euros....ta ken

Feck!!! I have just shot myself in the foot.

...............and by the way, I will have you know it is Phils lifetime ambition to be on a sofa with me I am sure he won't mind paying me 20 euro for the privilege

Hi Bernadine - they have a Lounge where will hang around on Thursday and Friday evening with velvet sofas. So your collection of sofa photos will increase immensely in September.

Ken - I like those stickers - with your ideas you easily could advance to a top merchandiser around the stadium

H.

tinderella wrote:Feck!!! I have just shot myself in the foot.

...............and by the way, I will have you know it is Phils lifetime ambition to be on a sofa with me I am sure he won't mind paying me 20 euro for the privilege

Feck!! 20 euros Ive just shot myse.......................................................!!!

Well I hope you are satified Bernadine I looked at your price of 20 euros and the date (fri 13th) and decided to end it all . So now I am posting from the afterlife .You dont come across steep mountains here very often and if you do you just float to the top . Elvis sends his regards by the way . He says that bloke in Barmouth was an imposter . I would never have guessed but this one is definitely the real thing because he has trouble keeping up with the rest of us as we are drift through time due to the real gold medalions round his neck not to mention a slight weight problem .You cannot believe the number of Burger Kings up here .I have tried to point out the unhealthy nature of the food they serve but all people say to me is "you only live once and up here it's forever" Anyway I will have to sign off now I need to find a thunderstorm to plug my laptop in . Elvis is thinking of writing a book about his new diet and fitness routine it's called "count the calories on cloud nine " and he wants me to be his "ghost " writer .
See you in Haiger in September I am really looking forward to having my photogragh taken with you on the sofa for 2 euros ( the 0 on my laptop keeps sticking which will be a definite advantage when i draw up the contract ). The only thing is i have been told by one or two up here that ghosts are invisible so if I am late just go ahead and take the picture no one will ever know the difference .
From a distance
YL
PS I have ordered a beautiful yellow and black bed sheet for the occasion instead of the usual plain white ones ghosts usually wear .

Yorkshire Lad wrote: Looks like I will be getting drunk then when I bring my black and yellow boxers with Born Very Bad on the front !
YL

phil.....these black and yellow boxers you mention are news to me....remember that drunken evening in barmouth we had when neither of us knew what we were doing and you signed your black and yellow BVB underpants for me as a souvenir of our evening together....maybe i will be able to add a signed pair of these black and yellow 'born very bad' boxers to my collection in haiger....ta ken

I thought we were in the dog house Ken so i deleted this post . Then i realised we were not but now i cannot remember what i put something about hot baths i think
YL

It took 98 pages for this thread to stoop to this level.

I must check in more often

Where is everyone???

By the way Henning, did you say velvet sofas???
Sorry that won't do, the only man that could sit on a velvet sofa with me was Leonard so its plain fabric for the rest of ye.

tinderella wrote:Where is everyone???

By the way Henning, did you say velvet sofas???
Sorry that won't do, the only man that could sit on a velvet sofa with me was Leonard so its plain fabric for the rest of ye.

I was hoping for a leather sofa when it is my turn .Hopefully the same colour as the lederhosen I will be wearing
Happy Days
Phil

Wish I could join you all, it sound great fun, but alas, not this year that is for sure. It has been good catching up on the two weeks I have missed. Y.L, please do not pull me up on my grammer. On second thoughts, go on I will let you.

denise knowles wrote:Wish I could join you all, it sound great fun, but alas, not this year that is for sure. It has been good catching up on the two weeks I have missed. Y.L, please do not pull me up on my grammer. On second thoughts, go on I will let you.

I cannot recall pulling you up about your grammer Denise but if I did please accept my apologises . I was probably trying to be funny . Sometimes my humour can be looked on as sarcasm but I am not trying to belittle anything or anybody . As they say sarcasm can be the lowest form of wit !
It's a pity you will not be coming to Germany because I would apologise in person and buy you a drink !
Happy days!!
Phil

PS Having thought about it buying you a drink would probably be over compensating and we wouldn't want to cause you any embarressment so I think just a quiet word of apology would suffice .
After all I am a Yorkshireman and money doesn't grow on trees ! Anyway Bernadine is buying them all !!

Y.L, there is no apologise need, as no offence was taken, in fact I did think it very funny, it will be a sorry world if we cannot laugh at ourself, and belive me I give my family and friends plenty of ammunion, as for sarcasm, I speak it fluent sarcasm as well. Pity about the drink though, a lancashire lass getting a drink out of a Yorkshireman.

tinderella wrote:Where is everyone???

tinderella
I was going to bemoan the fact that you ask where everybody is and then you desert the thread completely . No posts at all since Tuesday but then when I saw the queen on her tour of Ireland I realised all your time would have been spent entertaining her and Prince Philip so I think we can forgive you this time just so long as you post a photo of the two of them on the sofa with you
YL