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I can't be bothered
Though believe me I do try
Earth spins blithely blue.

Rel Constant wrote:I can't be bothered
Though believe me I do try
Earth spins blithely blue.

Earth spins blithely blue
Leonard Cohen born a Jew
Jesus Christ, him too

Rel Constant, hmmm. are you the one who didn't get the "tendentious" gig?

Jesus Christ, him too
Bob Dylan, and Bette Midler
All Jews, take your pick.




l.o.l: yes it was me. I still don't, after the eleventh reading. Doesn't matter, though.

All Jews, take your pick
and break the ice, clear the road
Leonard's coming through

Leonard's coming through
the crack, where the light gets in
but the sun shines not

kwills wrote:Leonard's coming through
the crack, where the light gets in
but the sun shines not

but the sun shines not
on gratuitous pointless
language inversion

Language inversion
Why is prof so cranky? Don't
turn in your work now.

Rel Constant wrote:Language inversion
Why is prof so cranky? Don't
turn in your work now.

turn in your work now
then turn your wok upside down
kitchen canoodle


3 out of 10 (earning only that because of the hidden wok/noodle spiel)

kitchen canoodle
get your kit and caboodle
let's dive off a cliff


2 out of ten for me... I'm a crap poet but I think you deserve at least 7 for the wok/noodle Rory

tinderella wrote:kitchen canoodle
get your kit and caboodle
let's dive off a cliff

let's drive off a cliff
richard's record, until then
I'll be a bachelor


2 out of ten for me... I'm a crap poet but I think you deserve at least 7 for the wok/noodle Rory

thank you Tory
love
Rory

You're gonna hate me Rory

I'll be a bachelor..................... one syllable too much....
but being the Pride of the Jungle, I bet you come back with a more magnificent line

will give you 2 out of 10 for the Cliff Richard reference...... ( never thought I would see his name on the LC forum )

I knew one syllabub too much, hoped you wouldn't notice!


let's drive off a cliff
richard's song, wimbledon's roof
means we are now safe


did you actually see that smarmy git serenading the crowds when the tennis was rained off all those years ago?

means we are now safe
from religulous rubbish
being crammed down our throats

Irish people pronounce being as been

tinderella wrote:means we are now safe
from religulous rubbish
being crammed down our throats

being crammed down our throats
in defiance of forum
ban on oral sex

Irish people pronounce ban as ben