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Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:25 pm
by Lion of Lions
tinderella wrote:I'm done stealing songs
no more Pirate Bay for me
conscientiousness
alternatively
"conscientiousness"
allowed, but elocution
lessons are advised
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:40 pm
by tinderella
I'm Irish... and i say it with 5 syllables....
I'm curious as to how you pronounce it Lion?
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 9:43 pm
by Alexandra Scarlet
Lessons are advised
but not in elocution
five syllables speak
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:31 pm
by tinderella
five syllables speak
to the king of the jungle
he is quiet now
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:00 am
by lizzytysh
he is quiet now
the accurate count is five
elocution ~ sheesh!
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:30 am
by Lion of Lions
"conscientiousness"
con 1
sci 2
ent 3
i 4
ous 5
ness 6
bad elocution leads to a slurring middle syllable of a noise that sounds like "shuss" but I would only expect to hear it from uneducated speakers who would use "words" like "sheesh". it is out of keeping with a class act like Tinderella who will go to the Ball.
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:49 am
by lizzytysh
Pronouncing:
"conscientiousness"
con 1
sci 2
ent 3
i 4
ous 5
ness 6
Is:
Pre 1
tent 2
i 3
ous 4
At Best:
Pre 1
ten 2
ti 3
ous 4
over-elocution
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:02 am
by Rel Constant
Elocution, sheesh
socially prestig i ous
archaic RP
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:08 am
by Lion of Lions
lizzytysh wrote:Pronouncing:
"conscientiousness"
con 1
sci 2
ent 3
i 4
ous 5
ness 6
Is:
Pre 1
tent 2
i 3
ous 4
At Best:
Pre 1
ten 2
ti 3
ous 4
over-elocution
I always believed there were exactly 9 ways to pronounce "conscientiousness" but yours is tendentious.
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:10 am
by Lion of Lions
Rel Constant wrote:Elocution, sheesh
socially prestig i ous
archaic RP
archaic RP
index had shops selling books
on speech for 5 cents
(I suggest you buy one and share it with Lizzy. RPI is the retail price index, but i am sure you knew that)
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:15 am
by Rel Constant
Lion of Lions wrote:
"I always believed there were exactly 9 ways to pronounce "conscientiousness"
I should have guessed.

Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:21 am
by Lion of Lions
Rel Constant wrote:Lion of Lions wrote:
"I always believed there were exactly 9 ways to pronounce "conscientiousness"
I should have guessed.

and I should have guessed that you would repeat the set-up but miss the punchline -
tendentious. there is none more earnest than one who is earnestly telling another he is too earnest.
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:35 am
by tinderella
Ok .. yeah , 'tis my birthday so the wine was flowing but here is my take phonetecally.....................I am Irish and I am drunk
and yea Lion of Lions... gimme a break................... Irish! birthday! drunk!
Ok.. this is the way it sounds to an irish lass
con............. she ................ ennnn............. shuss............... ness...............
how many is that? Am i disqualified................... I Love all this attention on my birthday
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:47 am
by lazariuk
tinderella wrote:Ok .. yeah , 'tis my birthday so the wine was flowing but here is my take phonetecally.....................I am Irish and I am drunk
and yea Lion of Lions... gimme a break................... Irish! birthday! drunk!
Ok.. this is the way it sounds to an irish lass
con............. she ................ ennnn............. shuss............... ness...............
how many is that? Am i disqualified................... I Love all this attention on my birthday
have a happy birthday lass
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:48 am
by tinderella
I need water and I need my bed ....................Birthdays huh? ... I love you all