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Posted: **Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:46 am**

Diane

Ali
Ali ~ Now do that with "ARSE"

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Posted: **Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:13 am**

Actually Lizzy, I should be apologising for this ASSenine topic. We are scraping the BOTTOM of the barrel with this (that is my ASSessment)

What a BUMmer.

I am busy today. My Aunt FANNY is coming to tea, so I have scones to BUTTer.

Then I'm going to the football to watch ARSEnal play

Posted: **Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:36 pm**

Aunt FANNY, being a genteel older Lady has decided she wants to watch ARSEnic and Old Lace when she has finishes high tea.
Thanks for the challenge Lizzy, I love a challange

(sorry to all the Brits reading this thread - Fanny has a totally different meaning in the UK

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Posted: **Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:24 pm**

I just looked in my dictionary and you've used up all the options Ali

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Fanny has a totally different meaning in the UK

Oh-O, time to change the subject:

Since you suggested a quiz, I was I wondering who might volunteer to compose one. Have I seen Paula enthusing about quizzes more than once on this site? Paula? Or anyone else? (I am crap at quizzes, devising and answering, so I wouldn't volunteer to do this.)

Diane

Posted: **Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:10 pm**

I was trawling through the Gloucester Meet-Up thread, and got the idea for quizzes from there, also I think people brought guitars - that was a nice touch

I hope the same happens in Bristol, an impromptu jam session is always good

Posted: **Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:19 pm**

I don't think we'll be sitting around twiddling our thumbs, Ali. I think it's gonna be quite a night

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Posted: **Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:21 pm**

Well Diane, the first thing on our agenda could be a 'thumb twiddling contest'

(after the silly walk entry)

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:44 am**

John The Shorts, Hang it all, I wish to be advised (after reading your recent posts) Will you be bringing your Duck to the Meet-Up

And if so does it have any dietry requirements

Perhaps some nice orange sauce on a bed of wild rice

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:17 pm**

Hi, Ali, I have a double-jointed thumb, and people would not appreciate having to watch me twiddle it. I'll be judge. Please don't kill John's duck, it can enter the silly walk contest.

Must dash,

Diane

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:25 pm**

At the moment I will be attending alone (Heh but theres still 9-10 weeks so who knows I may get lucky in the meantime

) Having had no response from Jezza, Eryl or Paul.

Am I the onlyone on this site old enough to remember toilet Ducks?

Never mind following the silly walk I can burst into "the great alfonso and his performing duck" sketch

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:40 pm**

JTS, The memory I have of toilet duck, is Father Jack Hackett hallucinating after drinking a bottle of it on the brilliantly funny Father Ted

Please, please dont put any in the Red Needles

I will put you on the open mic agenda to perform above sketch

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:28 pm**

This gathering is not suffering from lack of planning

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I remember when Phil met me in the London Gatwick airport, and we sat down for coffee first [my long-prior request]. In talking, I mentioned having brought my fanny pack. Her startled eyes got huge, and she hushed me with, "Elizabeth! You can't say that here

!" [Oooooo ~ whoops ]

Thank you, Ali, for the Mmmm, lovely display

of "Arse"isms

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~ Lizzy

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:32 pm**

Thanks Lizzy, I am just off to watch ARSEnio Hall now.........

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:34 pm**

~ Oh, that one's perfect, Ali! [Worth an edited line ~ had to make my Ooooo smaller, like it really was

!] Don't know that you really are, but I loved him as a host.

Posted: **Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:26 pm**

Only 67 days to go until the Meet-Up

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