Canadian Walk of Fame

[Young dr. Freud]

This was David Letterman's Top Ten List last night. Paul Schafer (his band leader) is being inducted into the Canadian Walk of Fame.

Top Ten Perks For Being Inducted into The Canadian Walk of Fame

10. "Signed photo of Canada's favourite son, Alan Thicke."

9. "Wayne Gretzky's wife handles all your betting needs."

8. "Get name engraved on a walk that's covered in snow 300 days a year."

7. "All the antifreeze you can drink."

6. "Immortalized alongside such household names as Murray McLauchlan and Walter Ostanek."

5. "Box seats to all Expos home games!"

4. "Every year on your birthday Gordie Howe shows up and knocks you on your ass."

3. "Let's see, a celebration in Canada? Yeah, I think you might be able to get a beer or two."

2. "Free haircuts for a year."

1. "Hotel sends up a hooker and five litres of maple syrup."

[davideo]

Maple syrup's good!!!