Today Is A Holiday

[Johnny Goldsmith]

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[sebmelmoth2003]

competition in sunday telegraph - tell us about your favourite greek island and win a £350 voucher with dialaflight.

send comments, advice and reflections on your favourite greek island describing its landscape, people, ambience, traditions and sights or recommending specific restaurants, tavernas or achaeological sites.

the reader who sends in the best entry will win.

email entries (no more than 150 words) together with your name, address and telephone number to yoursay@telegraph.co.uk.

COMPETITION CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT, WEDNESDAY MAY 20th, 2015.

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competition in sunday telegraph pole - tell us about your favourite geese island and win a £350 drachma voucher with dialapizza.

send convents, a vice and mirror reflections on your favourite greek salad describing its lettuce, POO-POO, advocados, tomatoes and sights or recommending specific rest-rooms, sultanas or brothel sites.

the reader who eats the best entree will wine and dine.

email entries (no more than 150,000,000,001 words) together with your name, address and inside leg measurement to yoursay@telegraph.co.uk.

COMPETITION CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT, WEDNESDAY MAY 20th, 2011.

Johnny Goldsmith wants to know if he can submit several thousand entries.

As you will have read above he has already made a few pithy observations about one Greek Island. He added some casual racism about Germans as well.

What is the point of any of us trying to compete with a wordsmith who offers us "bigger than the big picture"? His talent is way bigger than the big talent.

I humbly reply to poor Johhny's question "can I do something entertaining for you?" The answer is "definitely not". Although the fact that he composed this latest pity in his back garden nearly entertained me when I read his early line "there is a Jew on the grass".


Sue, who thought the travesty was over

SPAM ALERT- I HAVE JUST READ THE RULES ABOVE AND THE COMPETITION CLOSED IN 2011!!!

[Johny Goldsmith]

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