Queen Cate wrote:
I'm so glad that you've finally arrived, you have no idea how much you are needed here!!!
Now let's see...
First priority is to rescue that baby from the cage – we'll need it in the dungeon (the cage, not the baby).
Next, Cate, could you ask your new fella to loan us a couple of masks? Leather hoods? We won't need the axe – remember the mantra: Titillate, not terminate'
Edited to correct a tittle spelling error
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rub it briskly just under that mouth thing ... don't worry if it gets bigger as long as you keep rubbing it'll stop chasing you and eventually explode on itself.
Rub,rub,stroke ,rub,there,there,little umm... more rubbing? harder? faster?............ OH! How could you!I'm covered in milk and I was so hungry too!..(at least it wasn't green this time)
Oh thanks Kissy k I never thought of doing that again and as for that..that ..giant man eating whatever it was..I just followed the Evil Queen's instructions...and it suddenly spurted forth this sticky stuff which I at first thought was milk,but I don't think it was now, and it shrunk back into the water.
Thinking about it a bit more you don't think it was Marisha's banana fantasy come to life do you?
imaginary friend wrote:Hmmmm... from a distance, I've been silently observing the cumings (and goings) in Cumalot, and though the last thing needed in your land is more estrogen, I have to Busibodily Interfere:
What the heck does King Gerry do to stay on that there throne? When he's not having his sword polished (which takes up most of his time it seems), he's either tipsy or MIA, while ladies are swooning away in towers or running wild in villages, and there's a poor little unisex baby dangling in a cage over a river. King Gerry can't even take care of himself, much less his land. Discipline is what he's lacking here. Let me know if I can be of help...
PS Cate – Love Alice's quote.
... I.F.. I was out on the streets of Manhattan reading this post and I laughed so hard I actually started crying.. (especially given the image of kwills, hanging there like that)..
Violet wrote:.. here, Sir Falloffhishorsealott... they might be a bit large for you, even as they are rather dainty.. but I don't think they make baby-sized.. so..
.. gotta go now..
.. my Lordship.. let's just lie here and dream a while.. I've been missing you so very much..
.. anyway, I'm quoting myself here (where I'm dropping off the magic ruby slippers), as I'm feeling I rather self conscious about how selfish I've become.. I mean, here I am, delving into the deepest, most profoundly subtle and love-lorn aspects of my tender being, sublimely culled, as it were, by the -- well, let's face it Unknowable divinations of my most beloved Lordship.. (hey, you know, my Lordship.. if you would just come here, we could maybe start with a sweet, cuddly-kissy little nap, actually.. I mean, it really doesn't have to be this complicated).. uh.. when I SHOULD be seeing to the interminable-teething-and-screaming needs of a green-vomit-projectiling, armored-and-ruby-slippered, baby-bond infant, who won't stop jumping up and down and belching that munchkin Lollypop Guild song.. Not to mention how said bond person has had me patching up (seemingly with quicksand, as that's all that's available to me out here in this slop of a renegade kingdom) the most egregious intelligence breaches EVER SEEN on EITHER side of the pond, as it happens..
.. so, yes, I see your point.
Anyway, Glinda.. I suggest you get out of that uncomfortable frilly dress.. or in other words, strip down to that skimpy black-leather bikini number you've got on underneath, with the black-leather boots that go all the way up to your waist.. take out that whip, and start crackin'.. oh, and start with the royal couplet.. maybe tie them back to back for starters.. (naked, I think).. and see where that winds up..
.. uh.. oh.. I see you're already on all of this..
imaginary friend wrote:
Queen Cate wrote:
I'm so glad that you've finally arrived, you have no idea how much you are needed here!!!
Now let's see...
First priority is to rescue that baby from the cage – we'll need it in the dungeon (the cage, not the baby).
Next, Cate, could you ask your new fella to loan us a couple of masks? Leather hoods? We won't need the axe – remember the mantra: 'Titillate, not terminate'
Edited to correct a tittle spelling error
.. okay, well.. just saying..
Sweet Princess Violet (flower).. (venting finally.. just a bit, at least)..
.. (oh.. for lady kissy k: xx x).. (see?.. still I don't forget).. (oh, and I know, kissy k, you had another idea for bronzing.. but the titillate not terminate line seemed too good to pass on.. though, as usual, Cate is bronze worthy too).. (oh.. come to think of it, that line may have come up before as part of I.F.'s s&m 't' word fetish [it seems].. and yet, 'twas never bronzed.. so)..
[Oh, and, by the way, Sir Falloffhishorsealott: that was, in fact, the Loch Ness whatchumathingy, and that slime on you will have you become mating bait for the next one that comes along, so please get that stuff off of you, but quick].. [geez]..
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Saw a video you posted on another thread which set this little mind wandering....
Please Please can you bring D.B. to our lillte cumalot vilage. He already knows his way around castles and it looks like kwills is a friend of his.(loved the stripey suit kwills)...
And queen cate will be pleased because he's into all sorts of magicky things and seems to have a fascination with balls...
i'm sure he would be a great asset to Kissingham castle, there must be someone...er...something he could do around here!
.. oh, hi Lady K.. I was just adding to my little note to you above..
.. D.B. should probably be joining I.F. (the not-so-good Witch, Glinda) in the dungeon's torture chamber.. they'd make a very visual couple, actually.. though then we'd all want to be going to the dungeon, since who wouldn't want a session with that particular prince of darkness??.. so, that could cause tie-ups, I'm afraid.. (pun intended)..
.. so... you just rub this little bottle, and out jumps David Bowie..
.. [Violet starts rubbing.. and out jumps the red-haired wonder, white as a ghost and ready for business]..
[Violet]: oh, um.. Genie, sir.. could you sing me that lovely love song you do?.. actually not my very very favorite one (as I've posted that a number of times already).. that other one.. so that I might muse on.. well.. someone.. and feel something like a pretty little star.. dancing and shining above him..
I don’t know about him(i'm sure he has at some point) but I have much experience of both riding crops and lunge whips (which has a reach of about six feet-so nothing escapes). I am also very adept at putting on a bridle if the need arises.
Oh yes we do need a genie and with a name like Aladdin Sane he’d fit in round here!
(I bet I know what your first wish would be…so a visit from His Lordship is imminent).
Mind you I’ve been polishing this bottle for ages and nothing is happening!
Lady Kissy K
xx
'Take the breath of a new dawn
And make it a part of you.
It will give you strength'
