Temporary Wife Wanted

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Cate
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Temporary Wife Wanted

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....................................Temporary Wife Wanted


Qualifications .............Previous experience as a vestal virgin or nun
...............................Ability to make unburnt toast
...............................Extensive innate carnal knowledge

Education...................That's acceptable

Hobbies/Interests.........Cooking meat wearing 5 inch heels and frilly apron.
..................................(other clothing not required)
...............................Finding missing socks
...............................Should not include anything to do poetry

Reason for Vacancy......Previous post has accepted contract as mistress

* It should be noted preference may be given to women - Gents who can actually cook will be considered - the apron fits all sizes


Edited at spouses request - It should also be noted that hair on the back of shoulders is not the same as hair on the back. hehehe
Last edited by Cate on Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Cate
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Re: Temporary Wife Wanted

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Curious - do things look lined up to you - I posted this on one computer - when I looked at it on another computer it wasn't aligned.

Thanks Cate
William
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Re: Temporary Wife Wanted

Post by William »

Aligned but not forgotten :lol:
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