The Infinite Haiku
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Opened for Good Chair,
but many here, prefer it
in the Naughty Chair.
but many here, prefer it
in the Naughty Chair.
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in the Naughty Chair.
can be most fun when it's not
in the naughty room
can be most fun when it's not
in the naughty room
Everything being said to you is true; Imagine of what it is true.
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In the naughty room,
they keep the naughty stuff. (I
don't go there, of course.)
they keep the naughty stuff. (I
don't go there, of course.)
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Don't go there, of course
I've lost my invitation
to inspiration.
I've lost my invitation
to inspiration.
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to inspiration
requires a man to inspire
by actions and words
requires a man to inspire
by actions and words
Most of the people who want to live forever don't know what to do
with themselves on a wet sunday afternoon ...........
with themselves on a wet sunday afternoon ...........
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NO, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGrecian man wrote:to inspiration
requires a man to inspire
by actions and words
she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...
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Hello LOL. What happened with you and the Infinite Haiku? Shortly before the thread "died" you were posting spectacular haiku and seemed to be having fun.Lion of Lions wrote: NO, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...

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'she'? I always thought this thread was a guy. I would have been more discreet if I'd known I was writing to a tired old lady...LofL wrote:
she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...
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by actions and wordsLion of Lions wrote:NO, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGrecian man wrote:to inspiration
requires a man to inspire
by actions and words
she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...
I turn myself in, it seems
damned be valiant cause
Violet
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Damned be valiant cause
he rode over my garden
while saving my life.
he rode over my garden
while saving my life.
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while saving my life
this Haiku has gone to hell
some think its a chat
this Haiku has gone to hell
some think its a chat
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Rel Constant wrote:Hello LOL. What happened with you and the Infinite Haiku? Shortly before the thread "died" you were posting spectacular haiku and seemed to be having fun.Lion of Lions wrote: NO, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home....
that's very kind of you to say so, but those contributions were a mild distraction from my main tasks in Life (running again after knee ops, saying "Irish wristwatch" 6 times in a row, Saving the World etc.)
I believe that this thread is responsible for more sudden deaths than even Jack's writing.
take the last last line
"some think it's chat" , this could be followed by witty, imaginative, unexpected twisty lines, but will it?
ok time me
starting 14.44 GMT
how about
some think it's chat
aloo papri chat, spicy
fine Indian food
some think it's chat
lines which ruin home sex life
phones engaged, then wed
("engaged" is your "busy" for phones)
some think it's chat
some think it's shit, haiku thread
bores eternally
some think it's chat
but it's my stunning good looks
causing desire
some think it's chat
some think it's a hat, how odd
conceptually
ok, I've had enough,
and so have you
the time is now
14.52
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Lion of Lions wrote:ok, I've had enough,
and so have you
the time is now
14.52
Thanks for the treat, lol, the phone chat wed was it! But wait, were these billable minutes?

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FForgive me I ignored your recent surgery. I certainly hope your return to running is successful. But I must admit I was a bit concerning about what your health system put you through. Imagine them making you run after knee ops just so you can run after knee ops.Lion of Lions wrote:that's very kind of you to say so, but those contributions were a mild distraction from my main tasks in Life (running again after knee ops, saying "Irish wristwatch" 6 times in a row, Saving the World etc.)

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the running is my choice.Rel Constant wrote:FForgive me I ignored your recent surgery. I certainly hope your return to running is successful. But I must admit I was a bit concerning about what your health system put you through. Imagine them making you run after knee ops just so you can run after knee ops.Lion of Lions wrote:that's very kind of you to say so, but those contributions were a mild distraction from my main tasks in Life (running again after knee ops, saying "Irish wristwatch" 6 times in a row, Saving the World etc.)
the health system insists I say "Irish wristwatch" 6 times or they will deliberately break both my knees and then force me to write haiku all day.