The Infinite Haiku

[imaginary friend]

Opened for Good Chair,
but many here, prefer it
in the Naughty Chair.

[lazariuk]

in the Naughty Chair.
can be most fun when it's not
in the naughty room

[imaginary friend]

In the naughty room,
they keep the naughty stuff. (I
don't go there, of course.)

[Rel Constant]

Don't go there, of course
I've lost my invitation
to inspiration.

[Grecian man]

to inspiration
requires a man to inspire
by actions and words

[Lion of Lions]

to inspiration
requires a man to inspire
by actions and words

NO, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...

[Rel Constant]

NO, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...

Hello LOL. What happened with you and the Infinite Haiku? Shortly before the thread "died" you were posting spectacular haiku and seemed to be having fun. .

[imaginary friend]

LofL wrote:
she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...

'she'? I always thought this thread was a guy. I would have been more discreet if I'd known I was writing to a tired old lady...

[Violet]

to inspiration
requires a man to inspire
by actions and words

NO, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...

by actions and words
I turn myself in, it seems
damned be valiant cause

[Rel Constant]

Damned be valiant cause
he rode over my garden
while saving my life.

[Gullivor]

while saving my life
this Haiku has gone to hell
some think its a chat

[Lion of Lions]

NO, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

she may be your Baby, GM, but she's old and tired. let her leave home...

Hello LOL. What happened with you and the Infinite Haiku? Shortly before the thread "died" you were posting spectacular haiku and seemed to be having fun. .

that's very kind of you to say so, but those contributions were a mild distraction from my main tasks in Life (running again after knee ops, saying "Irish wristwatch" 6 times in a row, Saving the World etc.)

I believe that this thread is responsible for more sudden deaths than even Jack's writing.

take the last last line

"some think it's chat" , this could be followed by witty, imaginative, unexpected twisty lines, but will it?

ok time me

starting 14.44 GMT

how about

some think it's chat
aloo papri chat, spicy
fine Indian food


some think it's chat
lines which ruin home sex life
phones engaged, then wed
("engaged" is your "busy" for phones)


some think it's chat
some think it's shit, haiku thread
bores eternally


some think it's chat
but it's my stunning good looks
causing desire

some think it's chat
some think it's a hat, how odd
conceptually

ok, I've had enough,
and so have you
the time is now
14.52

[Rel Constant]

ok, I've had enough,
and so have you
the time is now
14.52

Thanks for the treat, lol, the phone chat wed was it! But wait, were these billable minutes?

[Rel Constant]

that's very kind of you to say so, but those contributions were a mild distraction from my main tasks in Life (running again after knee ops, saying "Irish wristwatch" 6 times in a row, Saving the World etc.)

FForgive me I ignored your recent surgery. I certainly hope your return to running is successful. But I must admit I was a bit concerning about what your health system put you through. Imagine them making you run after knee ops just so you can run after knee ops.

[Lion of Lions]

that's very kind of you to say so, but those contributions were a mild distraction from my main tasks in Life (running again after knee ops, saying "Irish wristwatch" 6 times in a row, Saving the World etc.)

FForgive me I ignored your recent surgery. I certainly hope your return to running is successful. But I must admit I was a bit concerning about what your health system put you through. Imagine them making you run after knee ops just so you can run after knee ops.

the running is my choice.

the health system insists I say "Irish wristwatch" 6 times or they will deliberately break both my knees and then force me to write haiku all day.