Some Flarf

[Goldin]

Leonard Cohen Is Mentioned

leonard cohen is cabernet music and this cd
leonard cohen is no more living on mount baldy
leonard cohen is down from the mountain
leonard cohen is on the bus
leonard cohen is your neighbour when you buy this house on hydra
leonard cohen is a poet in the traditional sense
leonard cohen is more lyrical
leonard cohen is releasing an album of ten new songs called 'ten new songs'
leonard cohen is staged in two parts
leonard cohen is the music of my life
leonard cohen is of course the book
leonard cohen is not a good singer
leonard cohen is like opium
leonard cohen is mentioned

[solongleonard]

Some Flarlfell please, with extra tahini. How lovely that you are willing to cook your balls as a tribute to the Poet, Pitta,

[solongleonard]

I have now studied this poem in its original Spanish form and have noted a number of translation errors you have made. I have entered the authentic words in CAPITALS so we can all see where you went wrong.
I am not one of those who believe you are deliberately attacking his reputation

good luck for the past

Leonard Cohen Is Mentioned

leonard cohen is cabernet music and this cd
LEONARD COHEN IS CABARET MUSIC AND IS SEEDY

leonard cohen is no more living on mount baldy
LEONARD COHEN IS NOW MORE BALDY

leonard cohen is down from the mountain
LEONARD COHEN WAS DRUNK FROM THE FOUNTAIN

leonard cohen is on the bus
THANKS TO KELLY LYNCH, LEONARD COHEN WAS BUST

leonard cohen is your neighbour when you buy this house on hydra
LEONARD COHEN SAID NEIGH BORE, I WILL NOT BUY THIS HORSE ON HYDRA

leonard cohen is a poet in the traditional sense
LEONARD COHEN WAS A POET THAT MADE SENSE

leonard cohen is more lyrical
LEONARD COHEN WAS MORE HYSTERICAL

leonard cohen is releasing an album of ten new songs called 'ten new songs'
LEONARD COHEN WAS RELEASING AN ALBUM OFTEN NEW SONGS, CALLED 'OFTEN NEW SONGS'

leonard cohen is staged in two parts
GALLIA DIVISA IN PARTES TRES

leonard cohen is the music of my life
LEONARD COHEN MADE ME SICK OF LIFE

leonard cohen is of course the book
LEONARD COHEN WAS A THREE COURSE COOK

leonard cohen is not a good singer
LEONARD COHEN HAD AT LEAST ONE GOOD FINGER

leonard cohen is like opium
LEONARD COHEN STANDS ON A PODIUM

leonard cohen is mentioned
LEONARD COHEN WAS ONE OF THOSE MEN SHUNNED

[Geoffrey]

I have now studied this poem in its original Spanish form . . .

ha ha ha!!! i actually laughed a couple of times when reading tis, michael, but then again i've had one or two, maybe three, glass es of wine, so. am currently waiting for the grandiosa pizza what was put in the oven a little while ago. should be ready aBOUT NOW.

all the best, your favourite contacy person.
geoff

ps. i am going to watch die hard again with bruce willis and ricj wakeman

[solongleonard]

Life is fserious and we are well pasta the time for being fusilli. My instinct says that the owner of this thread is having a Flarf.

over the last 10 years, all around me has decade.

Rick Wakeman, the Yes geezer? I didn't know that. He had a worse hairstyle than me. Respect! From my favourite "The Yes Album " I give myself "Yours is No Disgrace" and I give you "The Clap".

Oh, Man those were the days! Here are the lyrics of my one


Yours Is No Disgrace
YES!
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are,
Lost in summer, morning, winter, travel very far,
Lost in losing circumstances, that's just where you are.
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no,
Yours is no disgrace.
Yours is no disgrace.
Yours is no disgrace.
Death defying, mutilated armies scatter the earth,
Crawling out of dirty holes, their morals, their morals disappear.
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no,
Yours is no disgrace.
Yours is no disgrace.
Yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are
Lost in summer, morning winter, travel very far
Lost in musing circumstances, that's just where you are

[LisaLCFan]

...ps. i am going to watch die hard again with bruce willis and ricj wakeman

I think you mean "Alan Rickman". My top three Alan Rickman movies (in no particular order) are:

Die Hard
Galaxy Quest
Truly Madly Deeply

All excellent films (well, I like them -- couldn't care less what anybody else thinks!).

Rickman was also bloody good in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves -- the movie itself was totally cheesy, but Rickman was hilarious!

[LisaLCFan]

Leonard Cohen Is Mentioned

leonard cohen is cabernet music and this cd...

I had to look up "flarf". I am not sure that what you have written qualifies as an example of "some flarf", at least, not based on what I came across when I googled the term. But, since I have known of "flarf" for exactly 3.2 minutes, perhaps I am mistaken.


Edit: Oh, I now see that the "Leonard Cohen is Mentioned" is a hyperlink, and you have simply stolen lines from that page. Plagiarism is poetry? I guess that might qualify as flarf, again, based on what I learned of it now approximately 4.6 minutes ago.

[AlanM]

Edit: Oh, I now see that the "Leonard Cohen is Mentioned" is a hyperlink, and you have simply stolen lines from that page. Plagiarism is poetry? I guess that might qualify as flarf, again, based on what I learned of it now approximately 4.6 minutes ago.

Well spotted, Lisa.
On that page I did a search for Solong Leonard (with and without the spa ce) and Googlism does not know Solong Leonard.
However, Google does know Goldin, with a much longer entry than the Leonard Cohen one:

Googlism for: goldin

goldin isn't going anywhere any time soon
goldin is the managing partner in the moscow office of latham & watkins and a member of the firm’s corporate department
goldin is resigning
goldin is not without his critics
goldin is seen as a savvy manager that transformed a bloated bureaucracy into a nimbler agency
goldin is the impassioned historian of love in an age of fluid sexuality
goldin is like a graduate seminar in relativity
goldin is worried about air traffic at the bigger airports
goldin is assistant professor of radiological sciences and holds both md and ph
goldin is widely credited with revitalizing enthusiasm for space science exploration both within nasa and among the public
goldin is the henry lee professor of economics at harvard university and director of the nber’s development of the american economy program
goldin is appointed president of elite
goldin is to accept both points of view
goldin is one of the most influential photographers of the last 20 years
goldin is known to both scholars and laymen for bringing the talmud to university studies
goldin is a people person
goldin is dispatching to russia on friday
goldin is not about to break the law
goldin is still the doyenne
goldin is a member of the national academy of engineers and a fellow of the american institute of aeronautics and astronautics
goldin is a member of the prestigious "british national council of hypnotherapists"
goldin is accepting a position with the council on competitiveness
goldin is the spiritual leader of congregation ahavath torah in englewood
goldin is currently the program director of development of the american economy
goldin is a science fiction and fantasy author with more than two dozen books to his credit
goldin is a professor emeritus of painting and drawing at the school of arts
goldin is the author of close to 30 science fiction and fantasy books
goldin is an artist
goldin is the organizer of the early china roundtable
goldin is a graduate of the cordoba medica school

In editing the above list, I see that Googlism has duplicated the list, so it`s not as long as I initially thought, 4.7 minutes ago.
BTW: Sorry, Google doesn't know lisalcfan
Don`t be upset, it doesn`t know me either.

Alan

[LisaLCFan]

...Google does know Goldin, with a much longer entry than the Leonard Cohen one...
...
BTW: Sorry, Google doesn't know lisalcfan...

Goldin is a busy guy. (Or, perhaps, a busy gal?)

I am actually relieved that Google does not know me!

[solongleonard]

...ps. i am going to watch die hard again with bruce willis and ricj wakeman

I think you mean "Alan Rickman". My top three Alan Rickman movies (in no particular order) are:

Die Hard
Galaxy Quest
Truly Madly Deeply

All excellent films (well, I like them -- couldn't care less what anybody else thinks!).

Rickman was also bloody good in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves -- the movie itself was totally cheesy, but Rickman was hilarious!

shh, keep it as Rick Wakeman. If I could use computers properly I would post you photos of both and then we could all hold hands and laugh, eat strawberry sandwiches, and sing Jazz Police at a volume that pays tribute to his acclaimed "finest ever toon", just as we did in our Golden Years.

[solongleonard]

Edit: Oh, I now see that the "Leonard Cohen is Mentioned" is a hyperlink, and you have simply stolen lines from that page. Plagiarism is poetry? I guess that might qualify as flarf, again, based on what I learned of it now approximately 4.6 minutes ago.

Well spotted, Lisa.
On that page I did a search for Solong Leonard (with and without the spa ce) and Googlism does not know Solong Leonard.
However, Google does know Goldin, with a much longer entry than the Leonard Cohen one:

Googlism for: golden


30 MINUTE ADAPTATION OF YOUR PREFECT'S OFFERING

goldin isn't going anywhere any time soon
GOLDIN ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE THIS AFTERNOON

goldin is the managing partner in the moscow office of latham & watkins and a member of the firm’s corporate department
GOLDIN IS A CAPITALIST, MOSCOW IS A CAPITAL

goldin is resigning
GOLDIN IS DESIGNING

goldin is not without his critics
GOLDIN LIKES PLAYING CRICKET

goldin is seen as a savvy manager that transformed a bloated bureaucracy into a nimbler agency
GOLDIN IS A NAVY MANAGER THAT TRANSFORMED A BOATED BIG RED SEA INTO A NIMBLER ASIAN SEA

goldin is the impassioned historian of love in an age of fluid sexuality
GOLDIN IS THE IMP ASIAN TURNING HIS STORY OF LOVE INTO AN ASIAN FLUIDS SEX PARTY

goldin is like a graduate seminar in relativity
GOLDIN IS LIKE A GRADUAL SEAMONSTER IN NAVY TEA

goldin is worried about air traffic at the bigger airports
GOLDIN IS WORRIED ABOUT DRUG TRAFFICKING AT BIGGER WATER-SPORTS

goldin is assistant professor of radiological sciences and holds both md and ph
GOLDIN ASSISTS HIMSELF AND PROFESSES LOVE OF RADOX, SEANCES, AND HOLDS BROTH EMPTY AND PICKLED

goldin is widely credited with revitalizing enthusiasm for space science exploration both within nasa and among the public
GOLDIN IS WHITELY CREDITED WITH REVISUALISING HINDUISM FOR CRAZY SEANCE ECTOPLASM BOTH WITHIN NASAL AND AMONG THE PUBICS

goldin is the henry lee professor of economics at harvard university and director of the nber’s development of the american economy program
GOLDIN LIKES HENRY LEE PROFESSOR OF NICK CAVEICS AT AARDVARKS UNIVERSITY AND DYED RECTUM ELOPEMENT OF THE AUSTRALIAN ECONOMICS FROG MUMS

goldin is appointed president of elite
GOLDIN IS PRESIDENT OF EILAT

goldin is to accept both points of view
GOLDIN IS TO INSPECT BOTH POINTS OF JEW

goldin is one of the most influential photographers of the last 20 years
GOLDIN IS ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PHILOSOPHERS OF THE LAST 20 MINUTES

goldin is known to both scholars and laymen for bringing the talmud to university studies
GOLDIN IS KNOWN TO BRING CHOLLAS AND GEFILTE FISH FORESKIN TAIL MUDDY TO JEWNIVERSITY STUDS

goldin is a people person
GOLDIN IS IMPERSONATING POISON

goldin is dispatching to russia on friday
GOLDIN IS SPATCHCOCK CHICKEN TO RUSH HER AND FRY WAY

goldin is not about to break the law
GOLDIN IS KNOT ABOUT TO REACH THE SHORE

goldin is still the doyenne
GOLDIN IS STILL MOSHE DAYAN

goldin is a member of the national academy of engineers and a fellow of the american institute of aeronautics and astronautics
GOLDIN HAS A MEMBER OF THE NATIONAL ACADEMY OF JACK THE LADEMY AND A FELLATIO OF THE AMERICAN SIN TRIBUTE AND ASTRO TURF

goldin is a member of the prestigious "british national council of hypnotherapists"
GOLDIN IS MENTAL AND LIKES PRESTIGE SAUCEPANS "BRITVIC, NATIONAL THEATRE, COUNCIL OF THE HIP "NO-RAPISTS"

goldin is accepting a position with the council on competitiveness
GOLDIN IS ACCENTING A POSER VISION WITH THE COUNCIL COMPERE TITHE LOCH NESS

goldin is the spiritual leader of congregation ahavath torah in Englewood
GOLDIN DRINKS SPIRITS, A LEADER OF COCO RATIONING, "I HAVE TO RAH RAH" IN THE WOODS

goldin is currently the program director of development of the american economy
isGOLDIN IS CURRENTLY THE PRO-GRAMME DYED-RECTUM OF THE AUSTRALIAN EMAIL AT SEA

goldin is a science fiction and fantasy author with more than two dozen books to his credit
GOLDIN IS A SCIENCE PROFESSOR AND FAN TO SEE A THOR WITH MORE THAN TWO DOZEN HOOKS TO HIS CREDIT

goldin is a professor emeritus of painting and drawing at the school of arts
GOLDIN IS A PROFESSOR EMENTHAL OF PANTING AND DRAWBREATH AT THE SCHOOL OF FARTS

goldin is the author of close to 30 science fiction and fantasy books
GOLDIN IS AWFUL TO CLOSE THIRTY SCIENCE FICTION AND FAN TO SEE BOOKS

goldin is an artist
GOLDIN IS AN HAIR STYLIST

goldin is the organizer of the early china roundtable
GOLDIN IS THE WHOREGANIZER OF THE EARLY SHY NOW
AROUND TABLE

goldin is a graduate of the cordoba medica school
GOLDIN IS GRADUALLY THE BEND-OVER MY DICK IS FULL

[AlanM]

Well done, Lad.
I see your translation (trans nation?) skill has returned.

[solongleonard]

Well done, Lad.
WELL DONE, LADY HELEN

I see your translation (trans nation?) skill has returned.
ICY YAWN - TRANSUBSTANTIATION'S KILL HAS RETRO-SLAUGHTERED YOU

I'm not convinced that Banter is your thing
your words and pants are stained
with sweat marks
Try-Hard starring
Bruce Willis
but I cast you as the Lead-Trousers in
"Biggles Flies Undone".

NB - note that it is not "lead", rhyming with "peed"
but "lead" rhyming with "head"

[its4inthemorning]

"So, where the hell was Biggles when you needed him last Saturday?"

Ian Anderson

[solongleonard]

"Happy and I'm smiling
Walk a mile to drink your water
You know I'd love to love you
And above you, there's no other
We'll go walking out
While others shout of war's disaster
Oh, we won't give in
Let's go living in the past"


thank you for leading me back to the awesome music of the famous one-legged piano player, born 1947 which is just before 8 o'clock. If only he was still alive today. His grandmothers, the American actress twins Pamela and Gillian Anderson, must be so very proud of their memory and his memory as well. Personally, I preferred the achievements of his Grandad Jon Anderson who famously was the lead singer, an unusual disease substituting that fibre for skin, in the Progressive rock Band Yes.

You may enjoy the lyrics of a wonderful Yes song called "Yours Is No Disgrace". I bet a £ to a penny that's the first time that song has been mentioned on this forum!


Yours Is No Disgrace
YES!
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are,
Lost in summer, morning, winter, travel very far,
Lost in losing circumstances, that's just where you are.
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no,
Yours is no disgrace.
Yours is no disgrace.
Yours is no disgrace.
Death defying, mutilated armies scatter the earth,
Crawling out of dirty holes, their morals, their morals disappear.
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no,
Yours is no disgrace.
Yours is no disgrace.
Yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are
Lost in summer, morning winter, travel very far
Lost in musing circumstances, that's just where you are
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: William Scott Bruford / Jon Anderson / Steve James Howe / Chris Squire / Tony Kaye
Yours Is No Disgrace lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Ltd.