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A bit of bread

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:02 am
by lazariuk
When the piece of bread
Was delivered from on high
By a virgin in a hand woven basket
It was known that I would pass it by
Life can be funny like that
I did receive the message

Re: A bit of bread

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:54 am
by Geoffrey
lazariuk wrote:
>When the piece of bread
>Was delivered from on high
>By a virgin in a hand woven basket
>It was known that I would pass it by
>Life can be funny like that
>I did receive the message
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1. male or female virgin?
2. is it not unfair to discriminate against non virgins?
3. how can you be sure he/she had never had coition?

Re: A bit of bread

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:04 pm
by lazariuk
Geoffrey a female virgin offered the bread and that was my stated preference though I did not state the female part openly as was the hand woven basket. It just came out that way during a moment of extraordinary lightness. I did mention at the time that I would be satisfied with the usual way. You just can’t have equal preference for everything trying to be careful you are not discriminating.
How do I know she was a virgin?
I know and if you were there you would know too.
You are free Geoffrey to ask more questions but if you wish for me to tell you exactly what I was saying with my words you can always ask me privately and I will show you why every word is true.

Re: The Bread Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:30 am
by solongleonard
Truth is so overrated

Re: The Bread Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:16 am
by lazariuk
solongleonard wrote:
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:30 am
Truth is so overrated
Like everyone and everything I have ever loved there has always been some who didn’t understand what I saw and felt that somehow I was overrating. To each his own. I don’t think that truth is overrated.

Re: 6 loaves of bread and 5 tubs of lard, a load of cheese - soft not hard.

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:02 am
by solongleonard
oh, that's a simple mishearing by you. They were actually telling you, politely I hope, that you were "overeating". And please remember that everything being said to you is true.



solongleonard wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:30 am
Truth is so overrated
Like everyone and everything I have ever loved there has always been some who didn’t understand what I saw and felt that somehow I was overrating. To each his own. I don’t think that truth is overrated.
Everything being said to you is true; Imagine of what it is true.

Re: A bit of bread

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:54 am
by lazariuk
That too

Re: A bit of bread

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:44 am
by solongleonard
lazariuk wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:54 am
That two and two make 4 is sumfink, of which I ain't sure"


I am surprised you say this