A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
My name is Horompous Pompous
Head of the covert Youverumbledus,
And its come to my attention
A submission for a mission.
Registered,digested and somewhat ingested,
A belly ache has now manifested.
Grumbling and rumbling from
Mumbling to thundering
It's now getting rather congested!
So Mouldy And Scabby here is your mission
Find me a cure for my indigestion!
Scabby? hey Scabby did you hear that? a new mission! Get your gas mask on!
Head of the covert Youverumbledus,
And its come to my attention
A submission for a mission.
Registered,digested and somewhat ingested,
A belly ache has now manifested.
Grumbling and rumbling from
Mumbling to thundering
It's now getting rather congested!
So Mouldy And Scabby here is your mission
Find me a cure for my indigestion!
Scabby? hey Scabby did you hear that? a new mission! Get your gas mask on!
Manchester 19th June/Cardiff 8th Nov
Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
oh dear little kwills ... I can not begin to imagine what horrible and frightening discoveries they may make while trying to discover the route of this mystery.
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
Oooh a new mission…finally I might get some action round here!...
[Ok Mouldy why are you pretending to be HP?…that’s a bit saucy even for you]…
Finally cured my st- st-st- stutter so we should be able to c-c-complete this mission without any
F- f- f-further fu-fu-fu-fuss.
So we are looking for a c-c-cure for indigestion…is that something to do with not being able to swallow…can’t say I’ve ever had that problem!
No doubt you have a c-c-c-clever plan!...But then I’ve always thought you were a cun-cun-cun-cunning little person!
[Ooooh I do hope this thread is not going to be filled with innuendos and puerile humour or we’ll have to call in the resident bad taste adjudicators… Phil McCrevice and Mike Hunt… Although you did say that you haven’t seen Mike Hunt recently].
Well we better get this mission underway before someone gets wind of it… Ok Mouldy whats the plan?
By the way, thanks for the nickname Mouldy…hope it’s short for Scabiosa caucasica (wonderful little pincushion flower).
Oh and just between you and me, I no longer have the gas mask fetish…it is definitely a boot fetish now!
Signing off till later
Agent S
[Ok Mouldy why are you pretending to be HP?…that’s a bit saucy even for you]…
Finally cured my st- st-st- stutter so we should be able to c-c-complete this mission without any
F- f- f-further fu-fu-fu-fuss.
So we are looking for a c-c-cure for indigestion…is that something to do with not being able to swallow…can’t say I’ve ever had that problem!
No doubt you have a c-c-c-clever plan!...But then I’ve always thought you were a cun-cun-cun-cunning little person!
[Ooooh I do hope this thread is not going to be filled with innuendos and puerile humour or we’ll have to call in the resident bad taste adjudicators… Phil McCrevice and Mike Hunt… Although you did say that you haven’t seen Mike Hunt recently].
Well we better get this mission underway before someone gets wind of it… Ok Mouldy whats the plan?
By the way, thanks for the nickname Mouldy…hope it’s short for Scabiosa caucasica (wonderful little pincushion flower).
Oh and just between you and me, I no longer have the gas mask fetish…it is definitely a boot fetish now!
Signing off till later
Agent S
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
Oh and just between you and me, I no longer have the gas mask fetish…it is definitely a boot fetish now!
And very fine boots they are Karren

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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!
Karren B
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
schhhhhh dont tell anyone but I have my ownKarren B wrote:I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!
Karren B
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
Don't apologise...There's a lot of power in a pair of thigh length boots...welcome to the club lonndubh. You haven't got a spare whip have you?lonndubh wrote:schhhhhh dont tell anyone but I have my ownKarren B wrote:I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!
Karren B
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
this is a poem that you wrote when depressing and unhappy, all Leonard fanz wishes you better both emotion and moral. this the way we spead love, like butter on a cake-knife. hooray for your old independants and wishing recover and healthy for all time and food as well, very important. doctors know and is prove!kwills wrote:My name is Horompous Pompous
Head of the covert Youverumbledus,
And its come to my attention
A submission for a mission.
Registered,digested and somewhat ingested,
A belly ache has now manifested.
Grumbling and rumbling from
Mumbling to thundering
It's now getting rather congested!
So Mouldy And Scabby here is your mission
Find me a cure for my indigestion!
Scabby? hey Scabby did you hear that? a new mission! Get your gas mask on!
Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby
.. actually, I've been reading about Demerol, fish, and think you need to get off the stuff. Or, well, your host needs to. [however it is you gals work that sort of thing out]
.. if you ever, uh, communicate.. [not sure if that happens, actually--at least at this chronic stage of things].. but if you ever do, please give her my regards. The haphazardly annotated Chapbook is pending, tell her.
Later, fish.
Dr. V. D. Flowers, Ph.D.
Violet