A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

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A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by kwills » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:34 pm

My name is Horompous Pompous
Head of the covert Youverumbledus,
And its come to my attention
A submission for a mission.
Registered,digested and somewhat ingested,
A belly ache has now manifested.
Grumbling and rumbling from
Mumbling to thundering
It's now getting rather congested!
So Mouldy And Scabby here is your mission
Find me a cure for my indigestion!



Scabby? hey Scabby did you hear that? a new mission! Get your gas mask on!
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by Cate » Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:46 am

oh dear little kwills ... I can not begin to imagine what horrible and frightening discoveries they may make while trying to discover the route of this mystery.
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by Karren B » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:15 am

Oooh a new mission…finally I might get some action round here!...

[Ok Mouldy why are you pretending to be HP?…that’s a bit saucy even for you]…

Finally cured my st- st-st- stutter so we should be able to c-c-complete this mission without any
F- f- f-further fu-fu-fu-fuss.

So we are looking for a c-c-cure for indigestion…is that something to do with not being able to swallow…can’t say I’ve ever had that problem!

No doubt you have a c-c-c-clever plan!...But then I’ve always thought you were a cun-cun-cun-cunning little person!

[Ooooh I do hope this thread is not going to be filled with innuendos and puerile humour or we’ll have to call in the resident bad taste adjudicators… Phil McCrevice and Mike Hunt… Although you did say that you haven’t seen Mike Hunt recently].

Well we better get this mission underway before someone gets wind of it… Ok Mouldy whats the plan?

By the way, thanks for the nickname Mouldy…hope it’s short for Scabiosa caucasica (wonderful little pincushion flower).

Oh and just between you and me, I no longer have the gas mask fetish…it is definitely a boot fetish now!

Signing off till later

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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by lonndubh » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:04 pm

Oh and just between you and me, I no longer have the gas mask fetish…it is definitely a boot fetish now!

And very fine boots they are Karren ;-)
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by Karren B » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:55 am

I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!

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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by lonndubh » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:24 pm

Karren B wrote:I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!

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schhhhhh dont tell anyone but I have my own :oops:
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by Karren B » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:54 pm

lonndubh wrote:
Karren B wrote:I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!

Karren B
xx
schhhhhh dont tell anyone but I have my own :oops:
Don't apologise...There's a lot of power in a pair of thigh length boots...welcome to the club lonndubh. You haven't got a spare whip have you?
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by fishfishquaileye » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:09 pm

kwills wrote:My name is Horompous Pompous
Head of the covert Youverumbledus,
And its come to my attention
A submission for a mission.
Registered,digested and somewhat ingested,
A belly ache has now manifested.
Grumbling and rumbling from
Mumbling to thundering
It's now getting rather congested!
So Mouldy And Scabby here is your mission
Find me a cure for my indigestion!



Scabby? hey Scabby did you hear that? a new mission! Get your gas mask on!
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Re: A Mission For Mouldy And Scabby

Post by Violet » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:49 pm


.. actually, I've been reading about Demerol, fish, and think you need to get off the stuff. Or, well, your host needs to. [however it is you gals work that sort of thing out]

.. if you ever, uh, communicate.. [not sure if that happens, actually--at least at this chronic stage of things].. but if you ever do, please give her my regards. The haphazardly annotated Chapbook is pending, tell her.

Later, fish.

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