Real Alan, your closing remark does you little credit. The threat of violence is the second last refuge of a scoundrel. :shock: I am the same age as Leonard but your talk of "a smack on the mouth" doesn't overly frighten me! I believe I'll survive. My "old chap" is a colloquialis...

My goodness, Rabbit, Mollydog (lovely name - seriously), upsofloating - you really do lack a sense of humour don't you? I've often thought irony was lost on Americans, it seems I may have been correct. As for fisherinbelfast - the fact that your President is a fan of Leonard's has long been known to...

Langmaid wrote: "The show did not end untuil after press time on Subsday, but we gave the world that first great photo taken by Ray Bourgeois in yesterday's edition" Two questions - (1) do you have a local calendar over there that has Subsday on it? (2) Is your photographer middle-class? M...

Well, Ladies & Gentlemen, so much for your passion for the artist and his work. The attitude here is, as the Americans say, "Screw him." So do you buy illegally made DVDs? Do you believe Leonard and others are not entitled to their royalties? Do you think the copyright of an artist's m...

Madam MFL,
I have the information from the mouths of angels.
Real-Alan,
Do you need reassurance as to your identity? The trick, old chap, is find out who these people are and to give them the benefit of your company. Apres show, of course.

God bless,
William

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What is all the talk about?

God bless,
William

Mat,
Should this not be on the Crap poems thread?

God bless,
William

Damellon and Co, I hope to be in Ireland for one or two of the concerts so am willing to make myself available for any "meet-ups" (what an awful phrase) that may be organised after the concerts, though Sat may be a problem as I'm having dinner with the Webb sisters - apres show. God bless,...

You do realise ladies & gentlemen that what you are promoting here is illegal, in total breach of copyright and robbing our hero of potential income.

God bless,
William

Greg
Are you adding all of the writers on that video to the crap list here?

God bless,
William.

Tom,
I disagree heartily.
I'm all for the school uniform look that the Webbh sisters wear!
God bless,
William

Every inch as pompous and verbally flatulent as he was when I met him.
That video belongs in this thread with all the other crap you and I have contributed, upsofloating.
Well Sue, we await your contribution.
God bless, William

Madam,
You are wishing your life away.
My third wife used to do that.
What if he doesn't turn up?
What if you don't turn up?
God bless,
William

Making perfect sense Sue. The old memory is slipping. There was another version I recall; In days of old when Knights were bold and toilets weren't invented they'd wipe their arse with a clump of grass and walk away contented. A collective arse obviously,poetic licence I suppose! Fascinating topic. ...

AND ONE FOR THE ROAD (THIS ONE IS STOLEN, WELL BORROWED) In days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper hadn't been invented. They'd drop their load by the side of the road and walk away contented. (I think line three is metrically weak but you can't have everything. And it comes from the or...