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by kwills
Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: breath of silence
Replies: 6
Views: 835

Re: breath of silence

Version two hands down!!
by kwills
Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:00 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

Well here I am,struggling heroically up this little hill,which I am sure is over a 1000ft high! The castle isn't far now,thank goodness. I wonder,how come that,moi,a little baby,has to drag this heavy sniper gun up this "hill" (I've lost my small custom made one when I passed out in the Moulin Rouge...
by kwills
Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:30 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Grandpa Again
Replies: 168
Views: 34979

Re: Grandpa Again

Hmmm...I think there are some mis..conceptions here concerning the issue of the father which is clouding this thread. Let's get this ...straight.... Rufus the father of the child? Hmmm I really don't think so! Anyway enough speculation,as long as mother and baby are in good health. Oh I nearly forgo...
by kwills
Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:33 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

What is going on here? I'm now a Jackal demoted to an itty bitty puppy dog?!!!! I've been a monkey a Cabbage patch doll, son of Satan now a PUPPY!? What happened to the smooth,handsome,sexy masterspy Bond-Kwills IS Bond persona? Shuffering Shuckmyarse as Shylvester the cat would say with a Sean Conn...
by kwills
Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:10 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

Nice one Violet can't wait for the continuance!
by kwills
Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:49 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

Paarb! burp! oh excuse moi! Ooh my head it's squirming like a toad! Hmm this doesn't look like Pareee to me,where has agent double F put me in?What happened in the Moulin Rouge?All I remember is having a quick slurp,seeing agent P.Galore displaying her assets on the stage and everything went tits up...
by kwills
Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:31 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Sunday Times
Replies: 24
Views: 2422

Re: Sunday Times

Hi Cate,I've read this poem quite a few times now and I really like it.I also prefer the band aid line, to me it makes the poem it adds a certain innocent sweetness to it.
As you know, getting into so many scrapes as I do, band aids are really useful to me as I'm usually plastered all the time!
by kwills
Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:07 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

TYING LOOSE ENDS IN CUMALOTSHIRE (heading taken from violet's post)


Sir Sean Connery " Is this Cumalot shire?"


King Gerry "Yes,especially when Lady Kissy K is here!".
by kwills
Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:14 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

Well here I am in Gay pareee ready for action and rearing to go!.........................yawn! Now what do I do? where do I start? It's so huge! Oh lookee there's a bar, time for some refreshment and get my thinking cap on. "Allo monsure 'ave vous wino? ..mercy moonsure" Ah this is the life washing ...
by kwills
Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:59 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

My eyes! my eyes! stop the screen moving someone please!
I used to fancy the straight haired one Lewis?
It took them two hours to pry me off the fence I was so traumatised I haven't skated since!
by kwills
Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:05 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Newness Yeartub wishedness
Replies: 49
Views: 6299

Re: Newness Yeartub wishedness

Mmmm I thought quailyeyedfishythingy was Michael too and I did notice the different spelling,as I had to change my heading twice to try and get the spelling correct!

Geoffrey or Michael that is the question!
by kwills
Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:01 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Newness Yeartub wishedness
Replies: 49
Views: 6299

Re: Newness Yeartub wishedness

Eel by gum
A finger and fumba is good enough
To give your kids a treat,
It's full of fishery goodness
And so much fin to eat,
A finger of fumba is good enough
To give your kids a treat!
by kwills
Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:56 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

Wowee mama you sure do pick your car chases! It was hard trying to concentrate on the chase and looking out for your old home. I hope you had some good vibrations there! Just in case something happens to my car,heaven forbid,I've been practising some driving skills on a motorbike as well,thought it ...
by kwills
Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:38 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

No mama, it was I who was supposed to be drinking,you asked me if I had been drinking remember? (now who has a short memeory) I was shocked when you asked such a thing of me that's why I put in the french" moi "for me, you see, being all innocent like................hic....
by kwills
Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:14 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 205207

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

Ooops! In my defence Boss the link which you gave me before wouldn't work the screen was all green! I do read your posts it's just that sometimes I have a short memory! You know the woman in the first car reminded me of Kitty K..I mean Kissy k...has she been kidnapped?....is she alright?...does she ...

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