I have written a poem about trolls
This is the best one you will have read.


A troll is a very
funny beast
here to enrage us all
at least
like a Crown Jester
at a feast
his jokes soemtimes hit
and sometimes meast!

I arrive at midday Thursday. so if your plane lands 4 hours early I would love to share a taxi. I hope to get the same donkey as I rode in Hydra

where the Hell is Sir Roger Green?

I think Lizzy that you will alweays regret not hearing Sir Rogery Green, the undoubting highlight of Hydra. Now he could have improved your pottery no end!



Bandana/banana!!!!

what a strange and negating way to acknowledge Leonard's 80th! to bitch and knitpick at me when it is the peom that's the thing. Look at the effort and the achievement not use jealousy against me!

your jealously is blatant and pulpable, Paula.

Today I looked out of the window
sill
still
whisky
decanter
race horse
of course!

This poem is my tribute to Leonard Cohen on the ocassion of his forthcoming 80th (?) birthday day.

there the sausages are really fat and so they do not appeal to the Ladies.

Try America!!! ha ha ha!!!!!

soon

Soon I'll be hanging in my bed
you'll think I'm sleeping
but I'll be dead
It wasn't your looks
or the things that you said
you just fell in love
with the colour red

Poetry is not about words or writing, but the size of your sausage! Yours is obviously a chipolata!

muffins are so "last year", nowadays politicans, shakers and movers, talk only of sausages. I vote this thread dead.

were there any sausages there?

may I encourage all the junior and novice poets here not to be shy. don't be intimdatedly by my poetry. we all beagn somewhere once!!!

Like Sausages
or the Eiffel Tower
I counted 60 minutes,
or was it an hour,
I paused at the edge
and blew you a flower.