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by solongleonard
Sat May 29, 2021 10:33 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: SCIENCE: Why Chicks Can't Rock Out Like Guys
Replies: 31
Views: 5051

Re: COMMONSSENSE Why Pricks Can't hurt

as I indicted recly I am going on an 'oliday. Ian horribly bred. I willy return one day. Unit then, I love many of youse.

my next post be sheduled at August 31th
by solongleonard
Fri May 28, 2021 11:33 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: SCIENCE: Why Chicks Can't Rock Out Like Guys
Replies: 31
Views: 5051

OKD who really cares about kitchens?

oh, having a kitchen is so yesterday and tomorrow. let us just concentrate on "today". why do you always avid hat?
by solongleonard
Fri May 28, 2021 12:40 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: SCIENCE: Why Chicks Can't Rock Out Like Guys
Replies: 31
Views: 5051

Re: SCIENCE: Why Chickens Can't Cook Out Like 5Guys

I never considered you an Hamburger Maven, but your shout-out for the 5 is interesting! Well done.

Meanwhile, I consider your paintings you paste on this Forum, to be among the Top 1 here. Well done.

And how do I, me, personally, rate the 5 Guy and how do I like dem burger cooked? Well done.
by solongleonard
Wed May 26, 2021 6:41 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: SCIENCE: Why Chicks Can't Rock Out Like Guys
Replies: 31
Views: 5051

Re: SEANCE: We all held hands to contact Leonard but it turned out that Brezhnev knew only 1 of Cohen's songs

A month after your spelling debaccle, I unveiled to an entrancced and hungry Forum, my Top Slad. Doubtless, you all remember "But my favourite salad is considered disgusting by a clear majority vote of the family, 4-1, "banana, peppers, greens, tomato, cheddar cheese, raw cashew nuts, all covered in...
by solongleonard
Tue May 25, 2021 11:12 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: SCIENCE: Why Chicks Can't Rock Out Like Guys
Replies: 31
Views: 5051

Re: Dance me to the end of the Thread

Your cantankerous claim you can do the can-can in Cannes is conspicuously canny cant, can you or can't you? You may also be interested to know that I thought my next door neighbour, Melonie, really fancied me! She kept calling me her honey-jew. When I suggested we run away together, she said we cant...
by solongleonard
Tue May 25, 2021 3:37 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: SCIENCE: Why Chicks Can't Rock Out Like Guys
Replies: 31
Views: 5051

Never-Ending Post of the Year 2005

I suppose Tina Turner is 'really' a soul singer, but to me, having seen her live a couple of times, she sure knows how to rock. As you say, Witty Owl, there's so much power in her voice, and she had so much energy and stamina. I reccomend a live album to anyone. Diane I have been thinking about you...
by solongleonard
Tue May 25, 2021 3:29 pm
Forum: News
Topic: New manager, extensive world touring...
Replies: 128
Views: 40162

Re:d, yellow, blue, pink

Diane wrote:
Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:13 pm
Blimey!!!!

Good job I was already sitting down. Will raise a glass to that wonderful news tonight.

Diane

Me too!
by solongleonard
Wed May 19, 2021 12:08 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: never-ending gallery
Replies: 1049
Views: 139818

Re: net server tennisery

If in doubt I work it out you are talking about Me. I am about to take one of my regular breaks now, but I hope to see you in the morning. Good Night, Dear Friends. Solong Sleep, Pah! It will never catch on. It's like the Intestinet. For a few years, it was the hot, popularise way that one party of ...
by solongleonard
Mon May 17, 2021 11:16 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: never-ending gallery
Replies: 1049
Views: 139818

Re: barely-started emissary

Where, oh where, in Norway should I begin telling you about how improvident Mrs. Lisa Tdsajkljk Tdsajkljkildaj, Jr. is? How about here: The real evil of Mrs. Tdsajkljkildaj’s repressive campaigns of malice and malignity is that they convince the most salacious, fastidious swaggerers I’ve ever seen t...
by solongleonard
Mon May 17, 2021 12:55 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: never-ending gallery
Replies: 1049
Views: 139818

Re: nerve-ending dentistry

We go way over your head and we are marked by a relatively high level of water vapour in the atmosphere. As a result, you should feel humidiated by us. But that's ok, few can keep up with the Solong-Diane train and you're not 2 of them Solong *it's not ok at all. I think you should stop trying to wr...
by solongleonard
Sun May 16, 2021 2:56 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: never-ending gallery
Replies: 1049
Views: 139818

Re: never-ending gallery

Ah, the freedom of a partial anesthetic. When I said to one of the doctors, "how exciting for you to do your first ever operation", he graciously didn't react. I felt lucky he didn't jab my eye on purpose. My comment was rather a high-level provocation, albeit an innocent one. Ha! as if I would ever...
by solongleonard
Sat May 15, 2021 11:14 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: never-ending gallery
Replies: 1049
Views: 139818

never-ending calories

Generally, the forum standard has dipped since you disappeared, including cream cheese and onion, one of my favourites. You meanwhile, and allegedly, are taking time off to write your autobiographical sequel, tentatively named "Lady Windermere's Fan". It is a Wilde comedy, I'm sure. Well done for co...
by solongleonard
Sat May 15, 2021 4:16 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: never-ending gallery
Replies: 1049
Views: 139818

Stipend salary

"so-called Geoffrey wrote in blood 'it is my observation as a qualified psychopath that some of you are not compos mentis.' [/i][/b] Some years ago I stayed with Geoffrey at his castle in Ålesund, Norway. It was mid-August, the height of their winter and the village was gripped by the mysterious di...
by solongleonard
Fri May 14, 2021 11:14 pm
Forum: Book of Longing
Topic: Go on Southampton!
Replies: 0
Views: 1346

Go on Southampton!

Daniel Ings is a professional footballer, who received only one yellow card when he played for Southampton. His brother, the actor Danny de Vito, was a lot shorter. The word on the Street is that Leonard Cohen witnessed the referee discipline Daniel in an incident that became known as The Book Ings ...
by solongleonard
Thu May 13, 2021 6:01 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: never-ending gallery
Replies: 1049
Views: 139818

Re: never-ending gallery

i detest posting pictures of myself, and that's exactly why i do it so often - to prove to myself that i can overcome timidity ;) 253a.jpg Obvs, we don't take your protestations of detestation seriously, but it's a rare, rare, example of guileful repetition that is not only not irritating but is, i...

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