You hurt one fur on that bear's body and you're going to wish I didn't have this portable meat mincer in my hands. Now back off, Big B, you don't frighten me and that bear is mine! Got that? You usless lump of degenerate similes and punctuation marks. One more tick of that clock and we'll see how yo...

John, I thought it was strange as well.

Byron is spot on.

Vince, you should meet my friend Chantelle.

Once the clinic give her the all clear, we'll increase her yoghurt intake and she'll probably be safe again.

Our lives are so short by comparison to things that live longer. My friend Swimpy has asked that I relay his thoughts and this message to you. He assures me it is his own words and that he has given up a lot of his valuable time to concentrate on the terrible time you are having. Dear Heatclift, alt...

Listen son, I told you this then and I'll repeat it here again now. Don't you ever learn? Heathcliff, I too can empathise with your troubles and the curse that has befallen your poor, young, miserable life. I am a little older than what you are, but I can still recall the intensity of the remorse, w...

Heathcliff, I too can empathise with your troubles and the curse that has befallen your poor, young, miserable life. I am a little older than what you are, but I can still recall the intensity of the remorse, which dereft me, brestfallen and without a friend in the world. I was only 69 at the time a...

Cuts and Tears

Torn thoughtlessly leaving a heart swept away in crimson screams
Tears amalgamating into open veins crossed in love
Whitened mask lost in pleadings
These you created with looks and no sight
I leave you my heartbeats
I need them no more

Taigaku. At last I have found a section were I can join in. I want you to know I am happy that you started it. I was hoping to see your section start but some of them were not happy to do it. I can have a read of what you wrote and will come back to this section. Good luck.

For Napolean read Animal Farm.

Hello, I've got this mornings newspaper and it says that Bush has bought off Turkey. I think the amount might be wrong. The paper says that Bush is going to give Turkey $20 Billion so that he can use Turkey as a base, but that seems to be a lot of money. Is that right? I know I wrote that some peopl...

I am related to elazar. Elazar is a cousin of mine. I heard a man on the radio say that I am a 9th cousin to elazar. I did not know this. Then the man on the radio said I am a 9th cousin to evryone else in the world. I think this means that I am a 9th cousin to a mother and children in America as we...

There are to many rogue states in the world. USA and Bush want do something about them. Bush wants to do the moral thing. Goverments believe they are supposed to lead the people. People have said that diplomacy is what happens between wars. With a moral crusade Bush can go anywhere and sort out the ...

Way to go eeey! You let those commie loving, pinko pacifists know what is really happening. You need tell them of tortures that Sadam is doing to Iraq people. What other tortures is he doing. Who is Charlie Manson. He sounds like a bad man. Why wait for UN to agree. Bush must attack now and we know ...

I can read the words on this forum, and often do. Anyway, it's too early in the morning to start using my brain. I'm not awake yet.