Not a contribution but so many of these quotes remind me of the greatest witty response I ever heard. Interviewer: "have you ever had a definite experience of the supernatural?" Elvis Costello: "Yes. I saw Al Green once." Incidentally has anyone ever seen a more resonant, wide-ri...

If you need it cleaning mate me and my pal John from Servicemaster have the very latest machinery and chemicals to remove every known stain and can do you a good, possibly even gratis, deal, we would have to insist that Mr Cohen himself inspected our work and approved it after though. Do I win the p...

Hi, newcomer to The Forum From my name some of you may have guessed that I first saw Leonard at Preston in December 1979 - goodness, 29 years ago, me a handsome young man of 20, any semblance of handsomeness long faded sadly. I also saw the 1985 Manchester show. Just wanted to comment on the debate ...