came 3rd, hadn't noticed. apologies, Judge.

sat down with my lover who has a monopoly of my affection we played for hours acquiring toy wealth and as the hours passed with the game poised between jail and riches our budgie got impatient for his dinner and in an act of bird-brained revenge spilt the contents of his cage all over the board leav...

Well put strangerx. This forum was becoming badly caustic but thanks to critic2 (of all people) the atmosphere has improved greatly. Those who didn't want to take part were perfectly entitled to take a bike ride (rik) or pout sweetly from the sidelines (Makera). The highlight so far for me was Marti...