this board has proved to be corrupt with the rejection of my innocent poem. therefor I vote to let critic2 ruin it.

took Laurie on a date not trying to influence you vintage wine, caviar, oysters not trying to influence you Royal Box at the theatre not trying to influence you introduced you to a hypnotist trying to influence you when I snap my fingers you will agree this is not a seedy hotel, Laurie try and relax...

ok

A pink sugar-mouse
complaining that in a recent survey,
of all-time favourite sweets,
it came well below flying saucers
and space-dust
“there is no justice”
said the pink sugar-mouse
just before it was eaten
by a child
too young to read the survey

No-one ever called Clint Eastwood a coward
as he made spaghetti of his enemies
and even after they died
they still didn’t know his name