A spot of light relief
A spot of light relief
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I then upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with THIS IS SPAM! Plus and
Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted
to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine
has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it
tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself.
Any help on this matter would be most gratefully received.
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I then upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with THIS IS SPAM! Plus and
Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted
to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine
has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it
tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself.
Any help on this matter would be most gratefully received.
I first saw something like this a few years ago but this seems to be a more up to date version... and even funnier.
Thanks for this Paula.
On another note
There is now a new law here that bans drivers from holding a mobile phone whilst driving.
I had quite an experience driving to work this morning.
I don't think the lady driver who swerved in front of me whilst using her mobile was aware of the new regulations.
I had to brake sharply. I nearly dropped my shaver in my cornflakes.
Pete
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- Location: Melbourne, Australia
- Andrew (Darby)
- Posts: 1107
- Joined: Sat Jul 06, 2002 5:46 pm
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
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- Joined: Sat Jul 06, 2002 5:46 pm
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
Makera
Please forgive me, but I couldn't help but share this little story with you!
Whilst serendipity has not really been a feature of my world of puns, I had to laugh the other day when it struck me that I had been referred to an ophthalmologist (eye doctor) whose name is Dr Seawright!
Cheers
Andrew (Darby)
Please forgive me, but I couldn't help but share this little story with you!
Whilst serendipity has not really been a feature of my world of puns, I had to laugh the other day when it struck me that I had been referred to an ophthalmologist (eye doctor) whose name is Dr Seawright!
Cheers
Andrew (Darby)