The Fly Story

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The Fly Story

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We received this via e-mail from a business associate/friend today, replete with hilarious animated graphics (for which I'll try to compensate).

~The Fly Story~

Once upon a time there was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz when she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. So, she flew down to the irresistable delicacy and began to pig out. She ate.......and ate.........and ate some more. 'burp!' Finally she decided she had had enough and attempted to fly away...!....!!....!...But alas, she had eaten far too much and could not get off the ground. She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation....Then she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall. She realized if she could climb up the handle to the top and jump off to become airborne...she'd be able to fly again.....Once at the top, she spread her tiny wings and leapt confidently into the air...............






KAHSPLAT!!!

.......with disastrous consequences!


And the moral of this story is?





NEVER
FLY OFF THE HANDLE
WHEN YOU KNOW
YOU'RE
FULL OF SHIT!
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