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Oh yes Queen Cate, I am so glad to see you back your Highness if you do see the Dairy maid - please inform her that I have borrowed her milking stool, because it's just the right height. I know I borrowed it without asking, but I had to act quickly.

How was Town and the Liquor?

P.A.
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Dear Queen Cate

I do not have to remind you that you have been seriously neglecting your duties.

We are in need of a King and you have to find one Quickly.
You have to keep the Royal Household in line.

Lady K.xx

Karren B wrote:Dear Queen Cate

I do not have to remind you that you have been seriously neglecting your duties.

We are in need of a King and you have to find one Quickly.
You have to keep the Royal Household in line.

Lady K.xx

But whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????

P.A.
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apologies for my tardiness Lady K– apparently my peasant dress is much too believable and the villages set me to work, forcing me complete my month end report between home visits when I would normally wonder off to the castle …

I just showed her how to attach things to the top of her car with them

Yes that’s true Princess Violet Flower – you did eventually undo him right?
I can quite assure you that I had never heard of such things, let alone knew what to do with them before meeting you – now my husband won’t even go into Canadian Tire with me – apparently you should not ask sales people to climb on top of your car so that you can test the effectiveness of the staps – you know make sure they can’t get away… I guess they just expect you to buy without trying on first.

The personal add for a King – good idea Karren.
but it seems they’re not beating down the door – (ohhh please remember if there are any appliplicants that your CV should go to Karren – NOT me).
Now the gardener, who has kept you busy all week Princess A. (grin)
.... if I’m not mistaken, he used work for lady Chatterley. I think that would qualify him to make a decent King.

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The village was just peachy Princess Alsiony - lots of tasty drinks there. I hope that dairy maid comes back ... I think every proper kingdom needs a dairy maid. I hope she didn't get to upset about you borrowing her stool

K - quick point about the add - slight mistake when you said it was my job to give him a hand - haha pleeeease
It is his job to give me a hand - as I am the queen

Dear Queen Cate nice to see you have returned,(I told you to stay away from that village)

I hate to tell you this ladies but if we do't find a King soon we will all be making daisy chains for a very long time.

And for god sake will someone untie sweet princess violet flower.( before she totally loses her mind0.

Lady K xx

I wouldn't mind a hand also!

Karren B wrote:
I hate to tell you this ladies but if we do't find a King soon we will all be making daisy chains for a very long time.

And for god sake will someone untie sweet princess violet flower.( before she totally loses her mind0.

and the problem with that?

Violet - will stayed tied up until she has lost her mind several times over.

Cate

Ok so no problem, any port in a storm.

Remember ladies that dastarly Sherrif of Nothingon Geoffrey (or some place like that), is lurking amongst us!!!!!

Lady K xx

sorry, I'm in a cheeky mood.

V can be untied and of course we MUST find a king!!!!

G is lurking? Okay, how about him... we can always toss him in the tower if he gets to bossy or starts wanting us to behave.

ohhh plus - he has that nice tuxedo for parties and royal balls

ohh ohh or what about that harry guy.

I'd rather toss him in the tower than toss him off , the tower.

sorry but I would have to resign as Lady in Waiting If Geoffrey was waiting.

Lady K xx

I don't think Harry could handle such badly behaved ladies.

ohhh not Harry

okay - and not G (sorry G) - the lady in waiting is a much more important position then King... I'm thinking the gardener

... what ever happened to Norman? He could write us sonnets and play music... or Henning, who I don't know at all but heard could play a decent tune.

Who the hell is Norman? and I have heard henning is a mole. I found a picture of him earlier



I don't know of any mole that can play a tune.
(he is quite cute though)

Lady K xx

Norman - somebody who writes sonnets and plays a decent guitar.


this is not good....
... no king

ahhh royal dinner is almost ready

bye
xxxx
Queen Cate

Dear Queen Cate

I think we have only one option open to us. I think we will have to join Sweet Violet Flower in the convent.

Oh my god, It's not exactly desiner outfits is it!

And can I take my stilettos?

Lady K (there must be one man with enough bottle to take on these demure, lovely, angelic ladies)Please! Pretty Please! (not that i'm begging, but a convent, What a waste).

Sister K xx

Cate wrote:okay - not G (sorry G) the lady in waiting is a much more important position then King... I'm thinking the gardener or that Harry guy ... what ever happened to Norman? He could write us sonnets and play music... ohh or Henning, who I don't know at all but heard could play a decent tune.

I do believe that Dear Geoffrey is already a King elsewhere, perhaps he could recommend a suitable monarch though...

As for Harry, well, he is much more concerned with egg timers at the moment - though not a humpty dumpty as was suggested in another realm.

What is all this frantic search for a capable bloke? I mean - a King anyways?
One must not appear desperate, it is bad for one's complexion and the humours... (which reminds me - if anyone sees the royal apothecary... please ask him to leave me a muse ointment - I miss the Royal Gardener so )
...It's not lady like, and I know all about being lady like.
P.A.
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Dear Princess A

Faced with joining a convent one is bound to get a bit desperate.(Ask violet).

I don't want to be a sister I have three of those already (They're not nice!)

Would you really take a recomendation from Geoffrey to obtain a suitable monach.(I Don't Think So!)

It's all right for you you bagged the gardener.(I want one). by the way what's the ointment for, is there something we should know about the gardener?

And as for being lady like, Life's too short for asking with whom am I having the pleasure.

Your Humble servant Lady K, Of Kissingham castle, Hampton end, Little England.

xx